Even if you're in love, you better think before you ink.
Let's talk about that.
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- Goooooood Mythical Morning! - Love is in the air!
I've got my love hoodie on. Link has his regular jacket on. And what better
way to say, "I love you," than to have something permanently etched onto
your skin. We know from experience that that's a great way to say, "I love you,"
because we've done it on our butts. Well, we tattooed our wives' names on...
- ...our buttocks-es. - That video is available on the...
- ...Internet that you're currently on. - Yes.
So feel free to peruse over there, uh... whenever you want to.
- (laughing) - But right now, we've got important...
...things to get to because tattoos are arguably the most lasting way to show...
- ...devotion. But they also could be... - Yeah.
- ...a really bad idea. So today, we... - Often they are.
...decided to determine what is the worst tattoo ever tattooed in the name of love
and then put on the Internet? Let's do it. It's time for another edition of RANKED!
- (whoosh and pavement cracking) - (Link) Worst tattoos in the name of love.
As you can see, we've got the Ranked board behind us with 5 slots. We've gonna
- fill 'em up and sort 'em out. - And in order to make an unbiased...
...decision, we have asked five crew members here to present what they think
is the worst tattoo ever in the name of love, are we're going to start with Chase.
- Okay, put it on the X there. - (Rhett) In the Spot of Consideration.
(Chase) So, yeah. There's a lovely heart there, which makes it a beautiful love...
- ...tattoo. But you can see the heart... - Yes, I see.
- ...made out of earbuds. Uh-huh. - (Rhett) Earbuds. I see that.
- (Rhett) I don't understand it, but... - And the writing is great.
- ...I do see it. - (Chase) I say, "You are the Best...
- ...Ever Thing Happened to me." - Actually, I've never said that.
- You say that? - Every day. It's my mantra.
(Rhett) But "You are the Best Ever Thing..."
- (Chase) "Eva Thang." - (Rhett) Maybe there's a y under there.
- (Chase) "The Best Thing Ever?" _ (Rhett) "You are the Best EveryThing."
(Chase) "You are the Best Thing Ever Happened to me."
(Rhett) But there's no "that." I really think it was "You are the Best Thing
Ever Happened to me," and there's just not a "that." I think that's where...
- ...we're at. - Earbuds are the best thing that ever...
- ...happened to him? - This is the best -- you know you get...
- (Chase) Music-listening device? - ...good pair of headphones?
- (Chase) Yeah! - And you're like, "Man, these are the...
- ...Best Thing Ever Happened to me." - (laughing)
- That happens to me. - Yeah. I think the, um...
The second best thing that ever happened to this person was the tattoo.
- (Chase) Yeah. - That's pretty clear. The person's...
also sunburned or, like, suffering from poison ivy or something.
(Rhett) Or like rosacea. This is a bad tattoo on several levels.
- I will say that. - I'd say all of the levels.
- (laughing) - (Rhett) All the levels.
- Let's just throw it up... - (Chase) Number 1.
- ...you wanna just go for 3? - (Rhett) Yeah, why not?
- No, let's not go to number 1 yet. - Okay.
But yeah, it's confusing, it's pink, it's big. And it's bad.
- We've moving on to -- oh, gosh. - Who's this? Drew?
- This is mine. - Is this on your body anywhere?
- That's a personal question. - (crew laughing)
- And no, it's not. - That's not your yellowish butt cheek?
- But butt cheeks aren't that yellow. - (laughing)
(Drew) They are yellow, but not that yellow.
- You don't have jaundice. - All right, what is this? What are we...
- ...looking at here? - All right, well, I chose this one...
...because of the various mistakes that are in here. So the tattoo was
supposed to say, "You're the petal to my rose."
(Drew) But the "your" is the incorrect your.
- Yeah. - Common mistake, but when it's...
- ...on a tattoo. - (Drew) A common mistake.
You don't wanna do that on a tattoo, 'cause tattoos are permanent...
- They are. - ...as we've discussed.
Well, if you make a mistake, you can just cross through it...
- (Drew) You can! - ...and write over it.
Yeah, this is like a writing assignment for someone, where they crossed out...
"pettle" because "petal" was spelled incorrectly. But don't worry.
They put an asterisk and the correct spelling of "petal" above it.
- (Rhett) Well, that clears it up. - And if you're gonna cross this...
...out, why not also cross this out and correct that?
- Because they don't know that's wrong. - (Link and crew laughing)
- Exactly. - (Rhett) I really don't know where to...
- ...go with this one. - And it looks like garbage.
- P.S. It looks like garbage. - Yeah, it looks like a crumpled-up...
...sheet of paper, upon which was sketched a really stupid idea for a tattoo.
I would say it's got one acknowledged error, one unacknowledged error, and then
- a semi-beautiful rose. - (laughing)
- (Drew) It's just a tattoo of [hers]. - So where does that put us?
This is going above this because... it's just...
It's a bad idea that failed. This is just a bad idea --
- Well, it failed, too. - Yeah.
- And that rose is so pretty. - (Drew) I don't know. It's kinda trashy.
- Those headphones are top-notch, though. - (laughing)
I say we go for 2 for now. I'm just feeling like...
- (Drew) Yeah, you made a good choice. - ...we should go to 2.
- I mean, anything can change, Chase. - I know.
- (Link) There's a lot to be heard. - (Rhett) All right. Stevie!
(Stevie) So, a little bit of a different direction for this one. As you can see...
...there are two arms featured in this photo, which means it's a couples tattoo,
in which both people in the couple get a tattoo that matches in some way.
So I see the sentiment here, which is like, "We fit together like puzzle pieces."
The problem is literally none of these pieces fit together in any kind of way.
- (laughing) Really? Okay, yeah. - (crew offscreen laughing)
(Stevie) If you take what looks like a Microsoft PowerPoint presentation
gradient off of one of their arms and try and put it in the hole, gaping
wound part of the other one, it's not going to fit.
(Link) This should go in there is what you're saying?
- (Stevie) Correct. - (Link) And this should go in there.
Or, literally, you can try to match them up in any kind of way and they don't fit.
It doesn't make sense, does it? 'Cause these are holes.
(Link) Why do you need holes at all when you can just say,
- "We fit together." - The thing that I don't get is...
...when you go get a tattoo, I think you talk to the tattoo artist and you're like,
"Do you understand... roses? Let's talk about roses.
Let's sketch it out together." But this dude was like,
"Hey, do you get puzzles?" And he was like, "Well, yeah, kind of.
I might get 'em." And they were like, "Great! Let's do it on both of us!"
But do we know for sure that this is a tattoo and not actually just...
- ...skin that was cut? - I'm not gonna take away points...
...for that. I'm just gonna take away points for just the idea.
Why not just have puzzle pieces that fit? I say put it at 4.
(Rhett) To me, the real reason this doesn't work is because if I just see
this person by themselves, it looks like, "Hey I cut out a piece out of
myself and just put it on my arm and it doesn't match."
- (laughing) Yeah, right. Right. - You know what I'm saying?
(Rhett) In isolation, each arm is really embarrassing.
- Right. - "No, wait until my girlfriend shows up,
and then you'll understand what we were going for."
- Or you won't. - Even though you won't.
- (Rhett) Right. You know what I mean? - (laughing)
(Link) Exactly. So that's pretty stupid, but I don't think it...
There's so much wrong here and here. I don't know. You wanna displace one...
- ...of these or just go with 4? - Let's -- you know what --
I just feel like these headphones are so compelling.
Yeah, there's some cool stuff going on there.
I mean, the more I look at the headphones one, the more I'm thinking about...
- ...talking my wife into getting one. - (laughing)
- I should've gone last. - Who do we have next?
- Lizzie. - Koala-lover.
- That's me. - (Link) Ooh, look at this.
(Rhett) Miley Cyrus, the tattoo, or the nipple?
Uhhh...
- Let's go with the tattoo. Okay, the tattoo. Got it.
- (Lizzie) Yes. - Miley Cyrus under the right...
- ...armpit. Taking up all of the... - (Lizzie) Yeah.
- ...real estate. - Yes. So obviously love sometimes...
...is not necessarily a realtionship. It can be the love of a fan.
This man loves Miley Cyrus. This is a 40-something-year-old man.
- Mhm. - I can tell by the nipple.
(Rhett and Lizzie) That is a 40-something-year-old nipple.
It does not look anything like Miley Cyrus. It looks a bit like Han Solo...
...once he's frozen in the table in Star Wars. And then...
- Carbonite. - Yeah. Sure.
- She just called it the table. - (laughing) That coffee table they...
- ...froze him in. - I knew it was Miley immediately though.
- Really? It looks like a Walking Dead... - (Link) Yes.
- ...zombie to me. It's bad. - Well, I bet if you put his arm down...
- ...she would assume proper Miley shape. - (laughing)
All right, well, I anticipated that it might not win you over right off
the bat, so I'd like to present exhibits B through H...
- (Rhett) Uh-oh. - ...which [show] the fact that he...
- has 28 other Miley Cyrus tattoos. - (Link) Do we have a bailiff or something?
- Alex, you can hand 'em over. - (Lizzie) Please, bring them to...
...the court. They're beautiful. He has 29 total tattoos.
(Rhett) I'll put each one in the Spot of Consideration just very briefly.
- (Lizzie) Yeah. - (Rhett) Here's the man himself.
- (Lizzie) Mhm. Good-looking... - (Link) Miley Cyrus.
...40-something-year-old British man. He's spent $4,000 on these tattoos.
- (Link) Whoa. - (Rhett) That looks like the girl from...
- ...The Exorcist. - (Lizzie laughing) That does not look...
- ...like Miley Cyrus. - That definitely doesn't look like...
- ...Miley Cyrus. It looks like a... - (Lizzie) No.
- ...demon lady. - She's just being Miley.
This one says, "Miley. The Movement. A Strategic Hot Mess."
- I almost kind of like that one, but... - (laughing)
- This one is tasteful. - (Lizzie laughing) The real problem...
...is that when Miley saw the tattoos, her comment was that they were creepy
and ugly. And that switched a light on for poor Carl McCoid and he realized that...
...maybe he had made a mistake and that true love did not rain for him and Miley.
- Was this on a date? - No He's not allowed within, like...
- ...100 yards of her. - (laughing)
- Oh, officially. - (Lizzie) I would guess.
So your argument, basically, is that this is one bad decision in a string of
bad decisions that did not accomplish their stated goal of impressing the...
- ...woman that the tattoos are of. - No. Yeah.
- You have a very compelling argument. - I am sad.
- Just like your koala argument earlier. - I'm gonna say a little better, though.
I will say, though, that we are judging the tattoo, though. The tattoo in its
context, yes. But this is just one of many bad tattoos. Let's consider the tattoo...
- ...on its own. - (Link) It's a pretty good bad tattoo.
It's tough to do that kind of tattoo. It's really tough. Trust me.
But, I mean, in general. I doesn't interfere with the nipple. That's tasteful.
- (crew offscreen laughing) - I don't know. Lizzie, I'm sorry...
- ...but I think that... - It's hideous!
- ...it's pretty obsessive. I don't know. - Well, you know what?
- I'm still loving this one. - (crew offscreen laughing)
- Are we loving this? - So push that to 5.
- And you just put this in the 4 spot. - Can you give me number 4?
- (everyone on and offscreen laughing) - Chase is like, "I'm not even..."
Just begin asking to have things moved around.
Wow, Chase. Moved to the end. All right, there's an open slot
and there's an open argument from Mr. Edward. Eddie.
- (Link) Look at this, Rhett. - (Eddie) I present to you guys this...
...full-faced tattoo. That's just one half of...
- Her face? - ...the whole face with the word...
..."Ruslen." "Rooslen, Rooslen." R-u-s. On the other side it's l-e-n.
- Did it kill her? - No, she's fine. She's still alive.
- Are you sure? - (Eddie) She made it through.
It definitely looks like a crime-scene photo, doesn't it?
- Good gosh! Ugh! What? - "Ruslen" is the name of her...
...boyfriend who she met in a chatroom on the Internet, and after meeting him
in Moscow for the first time, got his name tattooed on her face within...
- ... 24 hours. - Not just on her face.
- Hold on. Within 24 hours? - It became her face.
- Within 24 hours: full-face tattoo. - (Rhett) Must be good chatter.
- They had never met in person. - No. Just through chat.
What? This is such a... This is a really bad idea.
- But, it's a really good tattoo! - (Rhett) You mean the craftsmanship.
Okay, I'll give it to ya. Without a doubt, best craftsmanship of all the tattoos...
- ...so far. Now, hold on. - (Eddie) Mm. Oh, yeah.
After 24 hours. But what's the status of the relationship now?
- They're still married to this day. - (Rhett) They're married?
- I mean, what was he gonna do? - (laughing)
- (Rhett) He's like, "I gotta marry her now."
- (Eddie) "All right, bye!" - Or just run.
- "Nice meetin' ya." - Now, what if this guy had tattooed...
- ...Miley's face over his face? - Well, that's, I mean...
- That would be a winner! - Yeah, definitely.
- Does anybody have that? - Lemme call him. I think he...
- ...might be on board. Yeah. - Miley's face over his face.
Okay, so I feel like this is, without a doubt, the worst decision that was
made on all these tattoos, right? Any type of face tattoo. However, he...
- ...may have been a great chatter. - (crew offscreen laughing)
They're still married. And, as Link pointed out, there is some incredible...
...craftsmanship in this tribal-isn sort of gothic deal that...
- ...I don't know what I just said. - (Eddie) Gothic script.
Gothic script thing that's happened on her face.
- And I bet it's not bloody anymore. - (Rhett) No, not anymore.
But there's a potential for this to become horrible when Rus quits chatting.
- (laughing) - Yeah, it could happen.
When they quit chatting and they're no longer together. I feel like it's gotta
be at least 4. This is a great tattoo. We've established this is a great tattoo.
Nothing wrong with this at all. Keep that at 5.
- That's my vote. Put this... - Yeah!
- (Rhett) Let's put that at 4. - Oh, no!
- Move mine ahead. - Now we've got a Miley that we gotta...
- ...figure out. - He can cover up his Miley tattoo.
- You can't cover up that face tattoo. - No, he cannot cover them all up.
- There are 29 of them. - Look at it! It's on her face, man!
(Rhett) But craftsmanship: it isn't great. It is a beautiful rose, but it's not great.
Two errors: one acknowledged, one unacknowledged.
That's right. Yeah. I like where this is going.
Once these come together, you're kinda like, "Oh, that's sweet. Never...
- ...would do it, but that's kinda sweet." - This is easily hidden.
(Link) It's either this is number 1, I don't know.
- Wow, I'm touched. - Okay, what about this?
I just wanna make the case... I mean, this tattoo, while it may have
some good craftsmanship, you can't get away from this tattoo.
And think about it: it's the dude's name. I'm just trying to bring myself back
into reality at this point. Even if it does have a cool font, it's still a dude's
name that you met in a chatroom. So what if you married him.
Everybody who talks to you and interacts with you knows about this, like,
"Ruslen. Who's that?" "Well, lemme tell you the embarrassing story...
- ...about this." - (Link) Okay. Are we settled on this?
I'm sorry, Ruslen, but I just think your girl made a bad decision.
And I think we've made the right decision today.
- Here it is! - The worst tattoo in the name of love ever.
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(Rhett) "Link is very shy."
- Hey, Link? - Eh, don't... I'm not here.
- I was just gonna tell ya, I... - I didn't know you were. here.
- Just pretend I'm not here. - I was just gonna say I think the way...
...your, you know. Your haircut's really settling in.
It looks like Miley Cyrus, I know. On that tattoo.
- I was thinking it the whole time. - Your hair, yeah, looks a little bit...
...like Miley. But I was just thinking that. I wasn't gonna say that.
(stammering) Don't... You don't have... I'm just not even here.
Can you make that face that she makes, where she sticks her tongue out
and puts her teeth... Can you do that and we'll see just how much you look like her?
Yeah. Oh, wow. That's just like her.
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