- I look like a worm.
♪ Here comes the boy ♪
♪ Hello, boy ♪
♪ Welcome ♪
- Y'all already know what the hell I'm gonna do.
Y'all already know what's happening,
y'all already know what just happened,
and it was okay, it was okay.
But I'm not gonna spend time shitting on it.
Even though the quarantine version was better,
but I'm not gonna spend time shitting on it,
let's just get into this bitch.
But first, caption SEO.
VMA red carpet, VMA red carpet, red carpet VMA,
MET Gala red carpet, VMA, VMAs red carpet, MET Gala.
Okay, let's do this, Tinashe.
Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah!
She's giving us 2001 No Doubt.
♪ I'm just a girl in the world ♪
type of shit, you know what I mean?
♪ Take this pink ribbon off my eyes ♪
♪ I'm exposed and there's no big surprise ♪
Okay, it's very like Danny Phantom.
I don't know why it reminds me of Danny Phantom.
Also your music has been banging
since you went independent, girl.
I am so sorry that those labels were doing that to you.
But we love the lace.
Okay, Frankenstein's monster!
Frankenstein was the name of the doctor, idiot.
Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, okay!
Okay, man.
With the shiny suit.
Goin' to Studio 54.
And okay, Megan!
My favorite thing about Megan Fox is that
she knows she's hot.
Like she knows she's worked hard
to become the woman that she is,
and she is not afraid to flaunt it.
And that's fucking power.
And girl, this is hot.
Once again, very Studio 54.
Do you guys know that trending culture tends
to recycle itself?
Many of the fashion choices from the early 2000s,
were a lot of revamp choices from the late '70s,
early '80s, punk rock, disco era,
which made a return into fashion 20 years later,
which is now making a re-return to fashion
20 more years after that.
Oh, you didn't know that?
You just been complaining on Twitter about this?
'Cause you have some weird fascination of society declining
because you've never studied the actual patterns
of society and realize that a lot of things
just recycle themselves?
Yeah.
But go ahead.
Believe random people on the internet,
not actual like, fashion historians.
You know we're in the era where facts don't matter
if you don't wanna believe them, apparently,
so go ahead.
Khloe Kardashian and Travis Barker.
I don't care.
'Kay.
Billie Eilish, girl.
I'm gonna let you pass.
I'm gonna let you pass, but next time.
Next time?
I might let you pass, too.
I'm sorry, you make good music, but come on.
Black ghost.
I don't- what are you doing?
Kasey Musgraves, woohoo!
Ohohoo!
Woohoo!
Woo. (gasps)
Don't cry for me, Argentina!
Like, girl, go off, I guess.
Fashion, fashion, I guess.
It's fashion.
It's...
Fashion? (laughs)
It was like one day as she was watching the Teletubbies,
Dexter's Laboratory, and Powerpuff Girls all at once.
It was like, hmm, I got myself an idea.
I don't know how she talks.
I just know she makes country music. (laughs)
But I like it.
But I fucks with it a little bit, I don't know why.
It's just, it's just very...
Fuckable.
Wha? I'ma move on.
I'ma move on.
Olivia Rodrigo.
♪ Good for you ♪
♪ You look happy and healthy ♪
(sings gibberish)
I mean, good for you.
You won some awards, congrats.
Beautiful music.
This outfit is cute, really cute.
But compared to everyone else, girl,
I think this is the era to step it up.
You know, I think this is an era
where you can't just rely on pretty right now.
It seems to be the era where you know you're pretty,
and you take it to another notch, okay?
You take it to another notch, girl.
It's pretty, but take it to another notch!
You look like you're goin' to the Oscars, girl,
this ain't the Oscars.
This is way far from the Oscars, girl.
You can dress like that bitch here.
Like I know Olivia Rodrigo's young,
but I want her to walk onto a red carpet
with an outfit that says, hell yeah, bitch,
I'm Olivia Rodrigo.
The girl that made songs like "good 4 you" and "brutal"
can dress however the hell she wants.
She ain't gotta rely on pretty.
I know she's a Disney girl and all that,
but she can change it up.
She can mix it up.
Normani.
Girl, fuck me.
Girl, this is ooh, I love you!
Girl, this is it, this is it.
This is one for you.
One point for Normani.
The short-cut jacket, it's very Janet Jackson,
you know what I mean?
She doing that thang.
But girl, those heels look painful.
Are you okay?
You need to sit? You wanna sit?
You just sit.
The fact that performance awards shows,
like expect these girlies
to be wearing some painful ass dresses
and painful ass heels,
and then a few minutes later do a full ass performance
on that stage, giving their full all
and then walk out of that looking pretty, and okay,
and put together.
Astounding.
Girl, if that was me, I would've quit.
After my performance, I would've went home.
I didn't care who won.
But you look cute.
Doja Cat.
What is happening this year?
And why am I living for it? (laughs)
This is very like, French maiden mixed with the Madonna era,
you know what I mean?
Maiden, right? They were maidens?
No, not maidens.
The women that were in charge of like, the prostitutes.
♪ The lovely lady ♪
Madam! Madam!
Haha, bitch, you thought.
You thought you caught me slipping.
Very head madam with latex stockings?
Girl, I know those aren't comfortable.
Take them off.
She had like, five different outfit changes
throughout the entire award show.
Deadass wearing a chair on her head once,
and I was living for it, I was living for it, girl.
You know I would come out with an oversized shirt
on my head that goes all the way down my back
and touching the floor, like a train, girl.
Oh, this is cute, 'kay, next.
Lil Nas X. (giggles)
No, I love it, I love it, but that hair, bitch.
The hair is making me crack up a little bit.
Whenever I see hair like that, I just think of.
♪ Bo-bouncy, bouncy curls ♪
♪ I'm the hairdresser who really loves you ♪
- I think only a few Black people are gonna understand
that reference.
It's very Jehri curl, it's very
♪ Tutti frutti, oh rootie ♪
♪ Tutti frutti, oh rootie, ooh ♪
You know what I mean?
But the outfit's really cool.
We love a side cape.
We love a hip cape.
It seems the men are stepping it up this year.
I'm very proud, I'm very proud.
Even the straight- well, we got one so far.
Let me not get ahead of myself because I saw Ed Sheeran.
We ain't gonna talk about that.
That's his brand.
It's his brand, it's his brand.
But I'm tired, okay?
Troye Sivan.
I mean, I like it.
I like it.
I fucks with it, but it's very...
white twink in New York, you know what I mean?
Which is not a bad thing,
you know, it's not a bad thing.
Like all power to the Timothee Chalamets out there.
But it's just, give me more, you know?
It's very like, night out,
but not, night out!
You know what I mean?
It's very like, oh my God, I love Kesha,
but not much, oh my gosh, I just did a bump of Coke
in Kesha's bathroom, you know what I mean?
You don't have to do coke in Kesha's bathroom.
Nobody needs to do coke in Kesha's bathroom.
But I wanna feel like you want to, you know what I mean?
I don't know, but cute.
Shawn Mendes.
Okay!
Okay.
Motherfucker booed up, and he started changing.
He started acting different.
Like I don't know if that's just like,
a shirt tucked into a pants, to a suit,
but in my mind, what I'm seeing right now
is that it's a full on bodysuit
that like, wraps around his chest like this,
and he just put a blazer over it,
which is bomb if that were true, but knowing you,
it's probably not.
So I'm just gonna act like it's true and be like,
bitch, I'm proud.
With the oversized pants and everything!
The era of skinny jeans are done.
But you look good, and I'm proud of that.
I also love how we just like, visibly see the stickers now.
You guys don't even try to mask it or hide it anymore.
They're just like, bitch, stand here.
Camilla Cabello.
I, ugh...
I feel like I've seen it before.
Why do I feel like I've seen it before?
Like I feel like I saw this last year somewhere.
I don't know.
But like work.
Hope your Cinderella movie was good.
I didn't see it.
I don't know if I'm ever gonna see it, actually.
I'm sorry.
I've never really even into Cinderella,
except for Brandy, that's it.
That's the only one.
That's the only one in my world.
Simone Biles.
Cute.
Avril Lavigne is back!
She really said, oh, the fashion from my era's coming back?
Well, lemme make a little appearance, girl.
Let me show these girlies how it's done.
♪ Why you gotta make things so complicated ♪
with the sparkly boobs, the sparkly purse.
I don't know who that man is standing next to you,
but like, go off.
I'm guessing y'all dating, married, I don't know.
The pink plaid and everything.
See, this is what I expected Olivia Rodrigo to dress like.
Girl, you made "brutal!"
Give me something!
Also this year seemed to be very obviously,
we're giving the award to whoever the fuck showed up.
'Cause there were some moments,
the person that won the award, specifically Justin Bieber,
where I was just like, really?
Over everything else that was nominated?
Okay.
But anyways, Saweetie!
Lookin' sweetie as hell. (laughs)
Once again, very, very late '70s.
Disco, Studio 54, bitch, it's come back.
Very Donna Summer, and I fucks with it.
She looked pretty 'cause she is pretty.
And after watching the Cooking with Paris episode,
I learned a lot more about her that I never knew,
and I respect the shit out of her.
Go off, girl, get that bread, and head, and leave, peace-
That's on her song.
Dove Cameron.
Okay.
Van Halen.
Great.
Symone and Kandy Muse, of course, of course, of course.
Like Symone looks bomb and amazing.
Kandy looks...okay.
Kandy looks more like a drag queen.
Symone looks like someone that did a bump of coke
in Kesha's bathroom, this is what I'm talking about, girls.
This is what I want.
It's that era right now.
We're in that era!
(indistinct)
Let's get it.
Also her jacket, for some reason,
is giving me very like, Appa vibes.
I don't know why, bitch, but yip-yip.
Bella Poarch.
Whoo!
Making it known.
She said, here I am.
Y'all ready for me?
My music video made numbers, girl.
I'm gonna be nominated next year.
Or was she supposed to be nominated this year?
Was she nominated this year?
I don't know.
I wasn't paying attention.
But go ahead, girl.
You're also someone I just learned a lot about recently
out of nowhere, and I respect the absolute hell
out of you, too, go ahead, go off.
Do that mission.
Madison Beer.
Okay.
You're cute, but Beyonce wore that better.
Like, I'm sorry, like I don't wanna say that.
I know you're probably getting that a lot right now,
but girl, Beyonce wore it so much better.
You can't just go on a red carpet
wearing a Beyonce-inspired outfit
and then not expect to like,
not be ripped to shreds by the Beyhive, girl.
Girl.
But as a semi Beyhiver/ full-time Beyhiver
but don't wanna come off annoying, girl,
Beyonce wore it better.
Goodies, I mean, Ciara!
(laughs) Oh my God.
It starts off with saying, "Goodies" singer, Ciara.
Girl, "Goodies" came out in like 2003.
Can we let it go?
She's done so much more.
That's how powerful and trendy that song was
if we're still making references about it today,
but girl, she has literally lived like,
12 lives since that song.
She's not the "Goodies" singer anymore, okay.
But this is cute.
We love the lace.
She sang "Goodies," and she's showing us her goodies, okay.
Chloe and Halle Bailey. (groans)
Halle said, I'm a Disney princess,
so this is all y'all getting tonight.
And Chloe said, this is my night, girl.
I'ma dress like a potato.
That's in the oven, girl, that's in the oven.
It's futuristic.
She said, no aliens are gonna probe my body today.
I'm wearing the tinfoil. (laughs)
Like I wanna love it because I love you.
But girl, if you move that around too fast,
you might give somebody a seizure.
Cute.
Busta Rhymes.
Okay.
Billy Porter.
Yes, go ahead, go off.
We already know.
Like at this point, I feel like I don't even have
to give him compliments anymore.
Like you already know.
And then he said Black boy joy, and I said, yes,
go off, king, show the world how it is.
Tell the world who's setting it up
for these little girlies to come and play, okay.
I want your stylist.
I want you and Lil Nas X's stylist, please.
Just to dress me once.
I feel like it'd be really fun
to walk down a red carpet wearing the most avant-garde,
extravagant outfit I can ever wear.
I feel like it'd be the time of my life.
Also really like attention like that, so yeah.
Let's do it.
Ashnikko.
Of course.
Kim Petras.
Obviously.
Denzel and Rickey, look at you!
Y'all on the red carpet and shit?
Y'all famous and shit?
Damn.
Y'all really know how to stunt,
and that's why I've always respected
the hell out of you guys.
I always have trouble telling people
how much I respect them in real life.
I don't like when bitches catch me stanning on the main,
but there have been multiple moments
where we have been in the same room,
and I've never told y'all this,
but y'all really been rocking this shit,
and it is great to see.
Meanwhile, I'm here in my pajamas. (laughs)
Jack Harlow.
Is that bulge?
I don't give a shit about this outfit.
I don't care, it's boring.
But is that bulge?
I don't know, I think it's bulge,
I'm gonna imagine it's bulge 'cause like, hey. (giggles)
Let's end this.
Last but not least, Quen.
What does her outfit say?
Baby Phat?
That's a 2000s brand, right?
Was this supposed to be like a 2000s red carpet?
Is that what happened here?
What was the theme?
Was there a theme?
Are there a theme?
I don't know, but it's cute, I like it.
She looks like a cowboy superhero pop star,
and I fucks with it.
I fucks with it.
I fucks with you.
Wanna be friends?
But anyways, that's that, I'm tired.
What did we learn today, kids?
I don't know.
We didn't learn shit.
I'm also like, filming three videos this week
that I don't know what order they're gonna be released in.
So I can't really give any shout-outs.
But like shout-out to Denzel and Rickey for just existing.
I don't know.
Comment down below who do you think
has the best red carpet fashion these past few years?
Doesn't have to be someone from this show.
Just in general,
whose red carpet fashion has been wowing you the most
as in recent times, other than Billy Porter.
Other than Billy Porter, other than Lil Nas X.
So you already know that.
Give me someone new to look into, okay?
But anyways, I'm gonna go.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
Now the MET gala is happening today.
I'm gonna say that out loud.
Just so you guys know.
Whenever I release that one,
how long it took me to get my ass editing.
But anyways, my name is Mac and don't forget to like,
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