Hey, guys!
I'm Tracy!
And I'm Andy!
And I am so excited to start this journey again
with the newest bachelorette, Becca!
After that highly public break-up,
we're all rooting for her to find love.
She deserves it.
We have so much to talk about so we have to get right to it,
but we're missing something.
Get-- What's missing?
Our favorite co-host--
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Get in here!
We're back!
We're back.
Cheers to being back.
Cheers.
Yes.
Cheers, cheers.
Cheers to being back.
Back to the cube.
The episode starts off.
We, you know, kind of see her walking around--
Oh, she's looking at her Polaroids and she's crying.
She's remembering what happened
I was like, what?
And then she goes and meets up with some of the other people
that we love--
All-stars!
--some of the former bachelorettes.
Oh, I'm so excited.
I feel a little inundated by Rachel.
I love her, but I just--
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--but it's been a lot of Rachel.
I like JoJo.
--and I was so excited to see JoJo.
But Rachel, as usual, is the one with the best advice.
She's always articulate about how she feels.
But those are the last three bachelorettes,
and the last three are all still together.
Right!
And they said they all picked the person
from the first impression rose.
So then we get to the mansion.
Here we go.
So the first guy out of the limo was Colton.
Who-- we get his back story as--
Great back story.
--former football player.
But also then he runs like the non-profit?
Ah.
Come on!
For his niece, right?
And what did he do?
Oh.
He said, OK.
Let's get it popping.
It's time to get popping!
Woo!
Oh, I did it.
Wow.
That's so fun!
I'm super proud of myself.
He gets out of the car and I think, winner.
Really?
I was like, winner.
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OK, so we meet a couple other guys.
I want to just talk about some that stood out to me.
Yes.
Blake.
Started with the horse, ended with the ox.
She's into him and I am not into him.
So then we meet Chris.
And we're going to go in different order, but Chris,
tattletale [INAUDIBLE].
So-- wait.
By the way--
On night one!
--so unnecessary.
Night one, just causing drama.
And by the way, he had a good entrance
when he got out because he got out with the choir, right?
Yeah.
Yes, he was.
That was smart.
So he was the guy that gets out with the choir--
Uncle Gary's heart.
Is that what that was?
--and I was like, ooh, that's good.
Yeah, and then--
And then we have Kristin.
He was the--
Dunk.
OK, first of all.
Da da da doo doo doo doo.
Oh, he was a Globetrotter.
He was a Globetrotter!
Aw, but he seemed so sweet.
So sweet.
And this guy can jump over Becca.
And for anyone who's not seen Becca
in person, which we have--
She's like moderately tall.
And in heels nonetheless.
She's a tall lady.
She was in heels.
But David.
David is our chicken guy.
Oh, I know.
I think he's going to go far.
Here's the thing about those costumes, especially when you
can't see their face.
So when they're in the costumes, you're
never quite sure how it's going to go.
Because they take it off and you're like, ooh.
He took that off and I was like, oh, oh, hey, David.
Yeah, I know.
You like the chicken.
What's shaking?
Let's talk about Garrett.
Yes.
Yeah.
I think we're all in love with Garrett.
Oh, man, you are a star.
Yeah, but in his setup package, not into it.
Dope.
When he was doing the Reno thing,
like ding ding [INAUDIBLE].
But then, drives up in the minivan, honk honk,
gets out of the car, super cute.
And then takes her fishing in the pool.
Yeah.
First of all--
She's a great catch.
--what were they doing in that pool?
I don't know.
Jake.
Jake was the one that knew her--
Oh, I forgot.
I already moved past the--
So Jake got the boot.
OK.
Jake is from Minneapolis and it took--
They'd met on occasion a couple of times.
And Becca was like, I've met you a couple of times.
And he was like, um, according to my memory,
we've only met once.
And she's like, OK, well we've met a couple times.
We run in the same circle.
You guys.
My favorite.
Ah.
Jordan.
Model.
Jordan, come here right now!
Oh my god.
In you're fancy suit--
The gift that keeps on giving.
Who was taking his picture by the way,
in Florida, where they're like, oh, that's great.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
You guys,
What was his line?
Everything he said was better than the next.
OK, now let's talk about Lincoln.
The only thing that stood out to me
was his accent until we got to the tease.
Oh, I know.
Stuff's going down.
He may not be there for the right reason.
I wonder.
Well, you know who didn't seem like they were there
for the right reasons?
Chase.
I think Chase got a unfair shake.
Because of Chris?
You mean bad luck that someone knew another contestant
to text them?
Well, but like, you could say that about anybody.
I just feel like it was so necessary.
Let that just-- Give it some time.
He awkwardly tried to get out of it,
but he knew something was up, I feel like he just
took away all the drama.
Like that should have played out later.
I wanted to watch that happen--
But see, that makes me feel--
--and we didn't get to see it.
--like there's more drama to come.
If they were able to dispend of that on--
Oh.
If they were able to say, hey, Chris.
Maybe now is when you go throw Chase under the bus?
That would be great.
Do it on night one.
You should totally do it right when you get there.
Because I feel like they must have other stuff in the works,
like Lincoln.
OK, so let's get to the first impression rose.
Yes!
This is a big moment.
OK, and this is good.
Because I will say, there was a few guys
that it was floating around that I was like, is it him?
Who did you think it was going to go to first?
To be honest, I thought it was going to go to Blake.
I thought it was going to go to Colton.
I thought it was going to go to Garrett.
Garrett was a dark horse, I didn't see it coming.
She gives him the rose and he was
like so cute and so excited.
And then she like wanted that kiss!
Oh.
And also like, that was the only guy she kissed,
which also was a big deal.
So then we get to the rose ceremony
and it kind of came down to like--
None of it was like that surprising--
A long rose ceremony.
--until it came down to Chris and Chase.
Yeah, for the guys.
And then she ended up getting rid of Chase and keeping Chris.
So then we have to talk about the tease.
You guys.
This looks like a good season.
That's why he got cut.
This tease checked all my boxes.
Some deep drama.
Oh, what are those boxes, I wonder.
Let me tell you.
Here we go.
Hope for love, multiple men said, I love you.
OK.
We find out that there's one that's a virgin.
Colton, yeah!
Colton, the cute virgin?
Blood in an ambulance.
Oh, yeah.
They were like, he's lying in a pool of his blood.
I was like, that's normal--
Someone bites it.
Something bad happens.
And then someone was screaming.
Blake was screaming.
And then she's bawling, and then she
falls in love with two people.
She admits that she's in love with two people.
Oh, oh, life is a vicious circle sometimes.
Here's the thing though.
Honestly, every year it comes down to two people.
How can you not be in love with two people?
I would hope that you would be.
I don't know if you saw, but Chris Harrison
posted on Instagram that he can confirm that she's engaged.
Oh my goodness.
No, I didn't see that.
Yeah.
He confirmed on Instagram that she's engaged.
Before it premieres.
We love Becca.
I am so excited to see what happens with her.
And big thanks to everyone for watching.
This is going to be such a fun season.
I cannot wait.
Let's do the damn thing!
Let's do the damn thing.
Let's do the damn thing and never say that again.
All right.
OK.
And don't forget to tune in next week.
I've got to take the deal--
Oh, oh geeze.
Oh god.
I'm good.
Sorry, camera guy.
Comment below to let us know what you think.
Bye, Andy.
Bye!
Oh, here we are again.
Mm-hm.
Oh.