>> Jimmy: YOU'LL BE OKAY.
I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE RUB LATER
IN THE SHOW.
DO YOU GIVE ANYTHING UP FOR
LENT?
>> IT IS INDICATIVE OF WHO YOU
ARE.
PEOPLE TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE WHEN
THEY TELL YOU WHAT YOU SHOULD
GIVE UP FOR LENT.
I'LL SAY, WHAT SHOULD I GIVE UP
FOR LENT?
AND MY WIFE IS LIKE,
COMPLAINING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: IN SHARING THAT STORY,
YOU'RE KIND OF COMPLAINING.
>> COME ON!
>> Jimmy: YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING.
WILL YOU GIVE UP ANYTHING?
>> I TRY FROM TIME TO TIME.
YOU'RE CATHOLIC.
I TRY TO THINK OF THINGS.
LIKE YEARS AGO, I WOULD SAY GIVE
UP CURSING.
AND SAYING BAD WORDS.
I DO PRETTY WELL.
EVEN JESUS WOULD SAY, UNDER
THESE CIRCUMSTANCES -- HE WOULD
REALLY BE FREAKED OUT.
THE GUY STEALS YOUR PARKING LOT.
YOU'RE LIKE --
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: I'M SURE YOU HEAR IT
ALL THE TIME BUT I LOVE IT WHEN
YOU DO PRESIDENT TRUMP.
I THINK IT IS THE GREATEST.
I REALLY DO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Jimmy: IT'S SO GOOD.
>> I NEVER IN MY LIFE WOULD SAY,
I NEVER IMITATED HILL.
LAUREN CALLED ME AND SAID, DO
YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
NO.
I DON'T WANT TO BE TRUMP ON TV.
ANY TIME YOU HAVE ANY MIMICRY,
IT IS USUALLY SOMEONE YOU
APPRECIATE.
I DON'T HATE TRUMP BUT I DON'T
WANT TO DO.
THAT YOU'VE SEEN "SNL."
THE MOMENT THE STAGE MONDITOR
TOOK ME THERE, I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
MY EYEBROW OUT.
I TRIED TO STICK MY FACE OUT.
I WAS IN THE MAKE-UP ROOM.
THEY'RE PUTTING MY WIG ON.
AND IT WAS LIKE A SCENE FROM A
MENTAL HOSPITAL.
I'M SITTING THERE THE WHOLE TIME
GOING -- AGAIN AND AGAIN.
UNTIL, SO YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT
IT.
>> Jimmy: I'M SHOCKED BY THAT.
I FIGURED IT WAS SOMETHING
YOU'VE BEEN DOING.
>> I WORKED ON IT FOR MONTHS.
>> I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW.
THERE IS A GUY ON THE INTERNET.
IT'S INTERESTING HOW THERE ARE
PEOPLE WHO, NOW THAT HE'S NOT
GOING TO THE WHITE HOUSE
CORRESPONDENTS DINNER, THERE ARE
PEOPLE LOBBYING TO PLAY TRUMP AT
THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS
DINNER.
PEOPLE WOULD SAY, WOULD YOU DO
IT?
NO, PLEASE, I'M THEON MAN WHO
SHOULD PLAY TRUMP.
AND THEY'RE KIND OF, LIKE A LOT
OF TRUMP COMPETITION.
>> Jimmy: YOU OWN IT.
NO ONE WILL TOP YOU.
>> THEY SAY I SUCK!
>> Jimmy: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO YOU ARE.
>> I CAN'T SAY BAD WORDS BECAUSE
I GAVE IT UP FOR THE LENT.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S ONE GUY
LOBBYING.
IT SHOULD BE WHOEVER THE
PRESIDENT HATES SEEING DOING AT
THIS TIME MOST.
THAT'S UNDER DOUBTEDLY SO.
WOULDN'T YOU LOVE TO WATCH HIM
WATCHING YOU DO YOU AND HOW MAD
THAT MUST MAKE HIM?
>> PEOPLE SAY, WHAT WAS YOUR
WHOLE GAG?
YOU KNOW AS WELL AS DO I, YOU'RE
VERY FUNNY.
YOU CAN KIND OF SUGGEST THE
VOICE OR THE WAY THEY LOOK.
YOU HAVE TO TRY TO THINK OF WHO
HE IS.
I'VE SAID THIS COUNTLESS TIMES.
TO ME, HE IS ALWAYS SEARCHING
FOR A STRONGER BETTER WORD AND
HE NEVER FINDS IT.
SO WHENEVER DO YOU TRUMP, THESE
PEEL, THEY'RE GREAT PEOPLE,
THEY'RE FANTASTIC PEOPLE, AND I
WANT TO SAY WORKING WITH THEY
WILL WAS -- AND THEN HE GOES
OVER ON FANTASTIC EXPERIENCE.
>> Jimmy: HE'S A THESAURUS.
>> HE IS.
A PAMPHLET THESAURUS.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU FEAR -- I GUESS
YOU THE DON'T RUN INTO THE
PRESIDENT.
>> I'M WITH MY ASSISTANT IN
MANHATTAN GETTING A CUP OF
COFFEE.
I RUN INTO TONY CUKUSHNER.
AND HE TURNS TO MY SISTER AND
SAID IS THIS YOUR TASTER?
>> Jimmy: I DON'T THINK YOU'LL
DO THAT.
IN A WAY YOU'RE SAFER NOW.
HE WOULD BE THE FIRST SUSPECT IF
YOU WERE TO BE, IF YOU WERE TO
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