Hey, guys.
I'm Tracy.
And I'm Andy.
I'm Corey.
And I'm back.
And we're back with another recap.
I hope you missed me.
I missed you guys.
We missed you.
And I'm looking forward to this.
I missed you.
You guys.
Yeah.
I don't know if you remember, but when we first
started doing this, there was somebody that surprised me.
Here's what happened.
Hey!
Oh.
Oh my god!
She is--
I remember.
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
--one of my favorite people that's
ever been in the cubicle.
Yeah.
And today, she brought the new love of her life.
Please welcome--
One of the hottest couples out there right now.
--Ashley and Jared!
Hey!
Come on in!
Yay!
Welcome!
Welcome to the cube.
Hey!
Hugs.
I'm coming around the wall.
We're hugging.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
This is a big celebration.
Tradition.
And I think you know why.
I feel so short.
Because what happened was--
Thanks.
--is Ashley and I did what not many women can do.
What's that?
You were someone that he put into a friend zone.
Yeah.
And then you took that friend zone,
and you got your big old bat, and you knocked it down,
and then you walked in to dating zone.
Yay!
You have to write a book.
Cheers.
You should write a book--
Wait.
[INAUDIBLE]
--on how to get out of the friend zone.
When you were here, you were here
on The Ellen Show for this thing that we
did called Bachelor in Burbank as a little parody of Bachelor
in Paradise after that season was--
Yeah.
And Kayla was there.
Kayla was, yeah.
Live shot across the street.
Yeah.
Is that a word that we can use, Kayla?
Of course.
She's not like a Voldemort of sorts?
No, absolutely not.
It feels good?
You guys friends with her?
Harry Potter.
No, but--
No.
You did actually choose Ashley, by the way.
Yes, I did.
I don't know if you remember.
We asked you guys to take a picture
with our group of people that are our big fans.
[INAUDIBLE] Yeah.
So when everyone started posting their photos with the two
of you, I was like, oh my god.
Wouldn't it be so funny if I happen
to be standing in that picture near them,
and I could post my own.
This is my most-liked photo of all time.
Thank you, guys.
She owes you.
No way!
OK, I have to tell you.
So the way that you guys like-- it
was almost like a coming out, if you will,
as far as announcing that you guys were dating.
Yeah, that was weird.
We didn't expect anything like that.
No.
[? We didn't expect ?] to do the story of us so that people
would really understand that--
you know, because there's so many nuances that people
didn't see about the story.
Well, this is not going to make sense to [INAUDIBLE]----
Ah.
[? It will explain ?] everything to those who didn't know.
--so long.
So let's do that so that we don't have to repeat it over,
and over, and over again.
And then they can really just-- yeah,
they can really see the evolution.
And it really gives us an opportunity just to sit down.
And we ended up filming it for four hours
and just talk about everything.
One thing you're known for, at least
in the edits of The Bachelor world, is your tears.
I mean, you've made money off it.
She's marketing it.
Genius.
Are you crying less now that you're with Jared?
Crying so much less.
Or tears of joy!
Tears of joy.
Oh, tears of joy.
Yes.
I mean, in that, we definitely cried tears of joy.
Obviously, we've been dating for a few months now.
And so, it's so weird thinking about a time
where we weren't holding hands and kissing.
Wow.
It just feels so right.
I always thought to myself-- like,
because Lauren and I are like-- my sister
and I are just so inseparable.
And nobody understands each other like we do.
I was like I need to find a guy who is
like the male form of Lauren.
And he really is.
He really is.
So, I mean, are we doing an on-TV proposal?
Everybody wants to know.
Are we going to do a--
What's the next step?
Oh my god, a TV wedding?
I mean, we all want it--
either that or I just want a personal invite.
Either way, I'm fine.
We know we want to take the next step at some point.
Sure.
But I don't think we've really put a stamp on it.
Yeah.
She wants to get married next summer.
Well--
And I'm like, let's just--
You'd have to give up the eye.
He knows the [? time-- ?] like what [? the time has to be. ?]
You could put a hyphen in front of it.
That's the thing.
Yeah, she [? wants to have her ?]
last name.
I don't know.
I think I'd just take his last name.
OK, well, you are here because we do recap this.
Yes.
People depend on this recap every week--
Yes.
--mainly our mothers.
But the first group date was they go to a spa.
And we first get to see some of our old favorite ladies
from [INAUDIBLE].
Oh, her harem.
Caroline, Bekah M., Tia, which [INAUDIBLE]..
Oh, Colton.
You've got Seinne, who I love.
Mhm.
And then you have-- who else was there?
Kendall!
Kendall.
It was all a really great group.
Yeah, it was a great group.
I loved seeing those girls again.
And, obviously, the big thing of this date
was they set up in the last episode the Colton-Tia drama.
Mhm.
And so when they walked into the room--
Oh!
--when the guys walked in, and Colton and Tia made eye
contact--
His face.
--his face.
I know!
As Jason said, the elephant in the room.
What we were so confused about was
that they made it seem like Bekah and Colton talked,
then Tia and Bekah talked.
And then later in the night, Colton and Bekah
had this romantic moment and he gets the rose.
We're like it felt like they played the music as
if we were supposed to feel like, oh, everything's better.
No.
And everything's understood.
Nothing is understood.
Nothing is better now.
No, because she's like I'm going to find out tonight
whether or not, and then I'm going to either send him home
or I'm going to keep him.
And then she's like, you don't?
OK, great!
Exactly.
No, it was the easiest thing he's ever gotten out of.
Oh, for sure!
It was insane.
What I didn't like about that, though,
is that I felt like the whole situation was
in a way pitting Tia and Bekah against each other, which
I don't like.
I didn't like that.
You know Tia is very annoyed and jealous of Bekah.
Well, no.
I mean, you can tell.
Yeah, sure.
No, I mean, I would be really pissed.
Yeah, he's so handsome.
Colton seems like the type of guy who's very--
He's handsome.
--who's charming and good looking,
and I feel like that's gotten him out
of situations like this.
Oh, good call.
And it obviously got him through this situation
with Bekah, because nothing was solved.
Bekah was like I need to find this out.
Right.
What exactly happened?
Colton was like, mm, timing wasn't right.
I'm here for you.
She's like, OK, here's a [INAUDIBLE]..
There was also other drama that was happening.
It was a--
David.
There was David, chicken David.
Yeah, it was just--
And then there's--
And Jordan.
--Jordan.
Now, OK, here's the thing.
The way they set it up, it's like you--
they want you, I feel like, to be mad at Jordan
for having 4,000 Tinder matches.
How could you not be?
Yeah.
I was just so annoyed by David.
I was like, all right, look.
Oh, so annoying.
I get it.
He's got 4,000 Tinder matches.
This guy is a goober.
Yeah.
He's just a goober.
[? You do. ?]
David is slimy and annoying.
And I used to like him.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
I used to like him.
Well, I thought he was so cute.
It just feels like he's almost--
he's bullying Jordan--
He's lost himself--
--for no reason.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Yeah.
To catch you up if you haven't watched it,
there's been these teases of sirens and blood.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
It looks like he was-- it looks like he was mauled by a bear!
Yeah, [INAUDIBLE].
He's in ICU.
We don't know if he's going to make it.
And then it turns out we don't know
if he's going to make it cause he fell out of his bed
and face-planted.
I know.
Oh, they did such a good job of teasing it.
Chris Harrison set it up in a way.
That's the worst.
When he went and told Bekah, he said so there was an incident.
And she's like this.
She said who did this to him?
Who did this?
I know.
You could tell that he almost was like--
He fell off the bed.
He almost took so much joy out of saying it to set it up
like he got attacked.
That whole thing was LOL central.
But, OK, so let's--
One-on-one date!
One-on-one date.
Yeah.
Chris gets the one-on-one date, which surprised me a little.
Me too.
OK.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
He ratted out another guy too.
So it's like--
But he did it early!
There's also--
Yeah.
Well, here's my thing.
They walk in.
First of all, as they're walking into Capitol Records,
I was like which no-name band is going to--
[? Oh, I know! ?]
[INAUDIBLE]
Little John.
Shh!
No!
I love [? Richard Marx! ?]
So do I!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
They got someone legit.
I was so happy.
That's the thing.
When they walk in and it was Richard Marx,
I was like oh my god.
It's not pine needles and trees.
I was worried for him at the beginning,
because Richard Marx was like, so you're
going to write the love song.
I know.
Oh, yeah.
And Chris' face was literally like.
Oh, I know.
It was like panic set in.
And I was like, does someone need to knock on him--
Yeah.
--and say you're supposed to be having fun?
And then obviously we find out why.
The layers.
There's the story of his parents got a divorce.
And he reached out to his dad, who's not in his life.
So sad.
And the dad never got back to him, which was really sad.
On a day like that-- you're Bekah, OK?
And you're on this date, and you find out
this story about this guy.
Do you feel then obligated?
I'm almost wondering if there's be a pattern with her
where if somebody opens up to her, that's immediate rose.
I skinned my knee.
And then we go to the second group date, which is football.
Mhm.
Just practice, though.
[? And Corey's like this ?] is my game!
Just practice.
Just practice with the Legends Football [?
League, all those ladies. ?]
No one's going to get hurt.
The long and short of what happened with Clay is basically
he hurts his wrist, comes back.
She gives him the rose, which was really sweet.
And we find out he has to have surgery on his wrist,
and he has to decide am I going to stay for Bekah
or am I going to go--
Family or love?
--get my surgery?
Yeah, so I can keep supporting family.
Yeah, and by the way--
And he chooses family.
Bye, Bekah.
He supports his family.
Yeah, later.
He made the right choice.
That was so sweet.
So let's talk about Garrett real quick because--
The guy can't get a break.
But here's the thing.
I feel--
Does he deserve a break?
No.
I feel very conflicted by him.
Yeah.
Because--
I don't know.
Well, no, because when I hear the things about what they said
in the media, I don't like him.
But when you watch him, I could see how she, not knowing that
in the moment, is drawn to him.
Do they ever have conversations?
When you were on the show, do you
have conversations later, even when the cameras aren't around?
They're like tell me what you think about whatever.
How do you feel about-- yeah, the world.
[INAUDIBLE]
I remember I had a date with [? Caitlyn, ?] a road trip date
that we had a lot of time just to talk.
And I remember we talked a lot about things of that nature.
So I guess--
I mean, at some point she will.
Off camera, yeah.
Or even on camera, but--
They're only using the good stuff.
And it just won't air, because it's kind of boring.
Right, because who cares?
Yeah.
But in the mansion, there's no way they talked about that.
He has-- unless he gets a one on one,
he has 20 minutes with her.
Right.
Yeah.
But we are going to move on to the guy
that I think is going to go all the way.
We all like him.
And that's Blake.
[? Yeah, I like him. ?]
Because Blake called Bekah his girlfriend.
I know, Corey, you don't like him.
I think it's a little gross.
If [INAUDIBLE] as an ex-boyfriend and you
refer to [? Caitlyn ?] as an ex-girlfriend, it's like no.
Oh, you don't think of it that way?
Yeah.
Good analogy.
No.
No!
And we get to the cocktail party,
and we get a tease for the rose ceremony for next week.
But wait, does that mean-- wait, they teased.
Does that mean bad face fall on my face comes back?
Oh, I hope so.
Is that what they said?
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
They've got to.
Right?
That's what they teased.
I want to see what that face looks like now.
I think it's just going to be puffy, you guys.
I don't think he's going to be--
I don't think it's going to be bad.
I think it's going to be a little Band-Aid.
Yeah.
And the other thing that we found out on the tease
is that they finally leave LA and go to Park City.
Yay!
That was weird.
I think my favorite part of every time you travel-- even
when you don't travel when you're at the mansion-- when
they line up all the men or all the women
and then they have to just yell out the bachelor.
Can we do it right now?
And just on the count of three, just say we love you Bekah.
OK.
We can do that.
OK, ready?
One, two, three.
We love you, Bekah!
A big thank you to Ashely and Jared!
Yay!
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Make sure to tune into our recap next week.
Thank you for having us.
Yes.
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