Dr Wondertainment.
The SCP Universe is one often presented as cold, cruel, and unforgiving.
Inexplicable phonomena continually break the laws of nature and horrifying creatures stalk
the night, with rarely an explanation given to where they came from.
The presence of Dr Wondertainment then is a stark contrast to many of the common themes
inherent to the scp universe, with less of a focus on strange, dark, horror, and more
on fun.
That is not to say that Dr Wondertainment and their inventions aren't strange and inexplicable,
but there's a current of whimsical fun connecting them, creations that are intended to entertain
and amaze children, despite many of them being just as potentially dangerous as many other
SCPs.
The lack of canonicity within the scp universe means information about dr wondertainment
is loose and scattered at best, so this video will mostly focus on their various inventions.
Dr Wondertainment is a highly mysterious figure, although of course there are a number of rumors.
It's unclear whether Wondertainment is a man, woman, group, or an entire organization.
Some say it's a man named Dr Reginald Philbert Lionel Archibald Westinghouse Wondertainment
III, others say a woman named Dr Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V, and others
say it's a whole group of reality benders.
There are numerous interpretations, but the various toys and creations are generally more
important than the willy wonka-esque entity that creates them.
These inventions often come with a very light-hearted document explaining how amazing the toy is,
and often have some cautionary warnings or legal notices.
These anomalous creations are occasionally found by ordinary children or families, generally
leading to disastrous results before being contained by the scp foundation.
Although it's truthfully unclear whether dr wondertainment intends for these inventions
to be harmless fun for children or has more sinister motives, there's always a theme of
whimsy present.
The first Wondertainment creation contained by the foundation was SCP-445, Super Paper.
These stacks of paper cannot be torn, burned, glued, or taped, and liquid has no adverse
affect on it.
When folded however, the super paper takes on unique anomalous qualities related to the
form it was folden into.
For example, when folded into a paper crane, it becomes animate, flying around the room.
When folded into a cup, it becomes rigid and sturdy, capable of holding extremely hot liquids
with no trouble.
This allows for a limitless amount of creativity on the folder's part, but there is also a
large degree of danger present.
When folded into the form of a knife, the super paper becomes incredibly sturdy and
sharp, equivalent to metal weaponry.
When balled into a wad, the super paper functions as a grenade, exploding and easily causing
death.
SCP-846, Robo-Dude, is a small plastic robot with accompanying control device.
Robo-dude can be spoken to through the device, and will respond and act with a high degree
of programmed intelligence, perhaps autonomous.
Robo-dude avoids most questions about its origins, merely stating it is the intellectual
property of dr wondertainment, but will proudly proclaim it possesses 350 robo-accessories.
These accessories, which all seem to come from it's small torso cavity, can produce
effects as varied as a water pistol, an actual pistol, a flamethrower, a rocket launcher,
or some form of atomic grenade.
Robo-dude was delivered in a blank package to an scp front company with the label simply
reading Merry Christmas.
It's unclear if any robo-dudes have ever appeared amongst the general public.
Other robot creations from Dr Wondertainment include General-Beep,SCP-958, who educates
children thirteen and under on various military engagements and accomplishments before proceeding
to teach them how to create anomalous weaponry from various miscellaneous parts.
Scp-1508, also known as Mikey the Chore Buddy, is composed of cardboard, paper, and plastic,
and seeks to assist anyone nearby with any chore or menial activity, although it's physical
limitations often limit the speed at which it can complete a task.
It is capable of alterting it's size to reach different heights or protect itself from certain
danger, such as water damage, but Mikey will also tire out after enough work, needing to
spend time to recover.
Dr Wondertainment also deals with playful organisms in addition to toys, such as SCP-111,
Dragon Snails.
These creatures resemble ordinary snails, except they possess a warm-blooded metabolism,
tentacles on their heads resembling horns, and significantly increased intelligence.
Most notably however, they each posess hollow sacs beneath their lower jaws containing methane,
and utilizing a mechanism within their tracheas, they are capable of expelling small gouts
of flame from their mouths.
A document of instructions attached to the dragon snails packaging discusses the six
different types of dragon snails, their diet of raw vegetables, and a parental notice warning
that dragon snails are capable of causing house fires and that dr wondertainment is
in no way responsible for any damage or injuries.
SCP-1550, known as Dr Wondertainment's Custom Pets, are organisms hatched from eggs that
morph their physical structure to best adapt to their hatching environment.
If a custom pet egg is hatched underwater, it will be born with gills, enlarged lungs,
flattened tails, or any other adaptation to help it survive in an aquatic environment.
If born in a forest, it might have a layer of fur, or if born in a desert it might be
cold-blooded and a tendency to burrow.
If born in a standard apartment setting, it might be more affectionate and active than
normal, and even have a filtering system in its mouth to filter dust and crumbs.
The original species or form of the custom pet is unknown, and additionally, it's unclear
how they reproduce, as they are born sterile, or as the dr wondertainment flier states,
pre-neutered.
Dr Wondertainment also possess their own amusment park, titled Wondertainment Land, and contained
by the foundation as SCP-949.
While anomalous, Wondertainment Land is safe to explore, with no known casualities so far,
and is staffed by humanoid individuals resembling animal mascots.
Autopsies of these humanoids show they consist entirely of wool, and maintain a cheerful
attitude even when being disected.
Attractions within the park are similar to traditional theme park rides and games, with
small notable differences.
The haunted house mysteriously stiches additional limbs and a human head to guests, without
them realizing, and the head will continue to provide information on other attractions
at the park.
The river rapids ride features strange sea creatures with randomly placed limbs, eyes,
and gills, and the bumper cars ride involves the bumper cars moving autnomously and trying
to consume one another.
On occasion, the entire theme park will disappear for several days, reappearing with new atttractions.
A flier for the park indicates that on some future date, the park will have a grand opening,
indicating that the o5 council of the foundation will be escorted by dr wondertainment representatives
so that they may attend.
Likely the most notably creations of Dr Wondertainment however are the Little Misters line, a series
of 20 humanoids each posessing highly anomalous traits.
All of the little misters are identified as safe or euclid class, and each possesses a
name somewhat related to their anomalous properties.
Most of the little misters resemble normal humans, although there are exceptions.
Mr Forgetful, SCP-909, is a caucasian male suffering from permanent anterograde amnesia,
meaning it cannot normally form new memories.
However, when Mr Forgetful writes down anything still in its very recent memory, it causes
anyone involved in the experience to forget the information.
Scp-1799, Mr Laugh, resembling a clown, who possesses the ability to cause extreme laughter
with anything it says.
Mr Laugh has no control over this ability, and it seems that laughter seems to cause
some sort of physical pain to the entity.
Additionally, mr laugh is also capable of a number of anomalous actions related to clowns,
such as removal of his limbs, pulling a string of colored cloth from his mouth, and extruding
colored smoke from multiple orifices.
Mr Laugh cannot seem to control these actions either, and also seem to cause it pain.
Mr Soap continually produces soapy liquids from his skin, Ms Sweetie produces candy that
causes males who consume them to become transformed hard candy constructs, and Mr Fish seems to
be a completely normal individual who happens to have a fish head.
Mr Life and Mr Death, SCP-1007 is a male humanoid that goes through the entire human lifecycle
in the course of 75 minutes.
He ages approximately one year per minute, experiences rapid painful bone and muscle
growth early on, and suddenly dies once the time is up.
A key that accompanies Mr Life and Mr Death can be inserted between its shoulder blades,
reversing any effects, including death and decay, reverting the subject to a newborn.
It's unclear if SCP-1007 is both mr life and mr death, or if there is a seperate counterpart
that is uncontained as of yet.
Mr Lost, SCP-920, cannot be contained or transported by any known means.
It causes anyone attempting to move it to become confused and lost, and will also cause
radar systems and gps to malfunction, as well as earthquakes and strange weather formations.
Additionally, those in its presence feel compelled to join it as it wanders, walking across the
earth.
Mr Lie, SCP-2284, is one of the most dangerous of the little misters, with everything it
says or writes being completely believed by others as the objective truth.
Questions asked mr Lie seem to not adhere to this property, but otherwise Mr Lie is
incapable of stating the truth.
To make matters worse, Mr Lie seems to have a clear understanding of its own abilities,
and utilizes them to manipulate others, including those in the scp foundation.
Despite the dozens of wondertainment creations contained by the foundation, doctor wondertainment
continues to be a mystery.
Their means and motives of creating and sharing these unique inventions are just as unknown
as their identity.
Rumors abound about who or what Doctor wondertainment is, and you can feel free to think what you
wish, but it's likely that new toys will continue to find their way into the foundation's hands.
What is clear, however, is that Doctor Wondertainment has the hearts and minds of children in their
thoughts.