♪[kids in america by the muffs playing]
♪ looking out a dirty old window ♪
♪ outside the cars in the city go rushing by ♪
♪ I sit here alone ♪
♪ and I wonder why ♪
[people laughing]
♪ Friday night and everyone's moving ♪
♪ I can feel the heat ♪
♪ but's it's shooting heading down ♪
[yelling]
♪ I search for the beat in this dirty town ♪
[all laughing]
♪ down town the young ones are going ♪
♪ we're the kids in america ♪
[all chattering]
♪ we're the kids in america ♪
♪ everybody live ♪
(cher) so ok, you're probably going,
"is this a noxzema commercial or what?"
But seriously, I actually have
A way normal life for a teenage girl.
I mean, I get up, I brush my teeth,
And I pick out my school clothes.
[computer sounds]
♪[fashion by david bowie playing]
♪ they do it over there ♪
♪ but we don't do it here ♪
♪ fashion ♪
♪ fashion turn to the left ♪
♪ fashion turn to the right ♪
♪ oooh fashion ♪
(cher) daddy's a litigator.
Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers.
Even lucy, our maid, is terrified of him.
[screams]
And daddy's so good, he gets $500 an hour to fight with people.
But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.
Daddy. Cher, please don't start with the juice again.
Daddy, you need your vitamin "c".
Where's my briefcase?
It's been a couple of months now,
So I said we'd go out to malibu.
Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes have been calling again.
[sighs] they are your parents.
And don't try sneaking out of the office.
Dr. Lovett's coming by to give you a flu shot.
Oh, josh is in town, he's coming for dinner.
Why?
He's your stepbrother.