*(wapoosh)*!
TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!
My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome back to House Flipper!
Honey!
I'm traaasshhhh.
Welcome to my brand-new house. It is mine and I love it!
It's still a bit dirty, but that's okay.
Because, it fulfills a part of my life.
Oh my god, I could sell-
Ooooooohhhh....
Shouldn't have done that.
(laughing) I just sold my lights.
Oops. Oh my god, I can even pick up trash through the walls. This house is amazing!
Um... uuuughhh....
except it's all filthy.
So. I have to clean up this house a good bit.
There's a lot of stench. There's a lot of sm-
*sniffs*
What is that smell?!
It smells like yo' mama's ass.
So we're gonna clean up this place, and then I got to do it up the way I want it to be.
So, that's all we're doing for this episode
is I'm gonna do up my house.
And, I have a brand new office. Are y'all ready to see it?
Tadaa!
*laughs*
I know, it needs a little bit of work, but it's okay.
This is where my office is gonna be-
*gags*
Someone spilled their chocolate milk all over the ground in here.
Eugh, I don't like it.
But, that's okay, cause any spill that you have can be cleaned up by the 'Wonder Mop 2000".
Have you got a spill on your floor?
Children spilling chocolate milk all over the place?
Kids vomiting that chocolate milk back up again?
And shitting it all over your furniture?
Well, look no further than the 'Wonder Mop'!
There she is; my pride and joy.
The thing that gives me the most happiness in my life lately. This hatchet. D'aw, I love this hatchet.
This is a hatchet that's going places. You know, there's a--
Ghost hatchet! I don't want the ghost hatchet, I want the real hatchet.
This hatchet, is going to be the thing that separates us from beasts.
Okay, it's a tool that I'm going to use to make the world a better place First things first, though.
I need to make my house a better place and apparently there's dirt everywhere where this car is.
I am the strongest man. I just lifted that car and moved it myself.
Checkmate Hulk.
Hey, open up this! Get the stench of dead farts out of the air. Oh...
Yeah. Oh, yeah, let the whole village know.
Yeah, y'all thought you were too good for me, huh? Y'all though- ohhhhh.
that person that lives in that rundown shitty part of town. Yeah, we're better than him. Well, look at it now!
Did you guys get a house with free car?
No, my house is better than all of yours. I'm going to act like that as well. Jack's coming up in the world.
Actually, you know what, I'm leaving this open. Hey, it's just 'USA' forwards and backwards.
Yeah, you-
Isosa that's that's our motto it means honey. I'm trash. All right
There is a lot of work to be done this house. Every single room needs to be done, but it's okay. Because,
you get an omelet after you break a few eggs and this...
--Really looks like a lot of broken eggs.
So, we're going to get the tiling and paneling. And, we're gonna get some plaster. I've never done this before in the game.
So, I am curious to how it works.
Switch to plastering, okay.
Okay!
This kids is a map of South America here. Here we have Canada. Don't forget about Europe!
Why do I see my father in this shape?
What color do we want our office to be?
I want it to be a nice place.
An inviting place-- a place that people want to actually come and sit down, and be part of stuff with me.
Or my friends to come over and feel like they have a nice time.
'Velvety Peach' is a good one. So is 'Laughing Strawberry'.
'Fiery Orange'.
'Spring Grass', 'Sand Almond'. I just like the names of these. Coffee with Milk.
'Bloody Red'.
Ooh!
Should we make it Bloody Red and send a message?
'Amaranth's Adventure'.
Let's see you that looks like no, I don't need that what I need in one amarynth adventure. What do you look like? Oh
That's oh that's probably a bit more color than I can handle
That's that's just I don't think I'm I'm grown-up enough for a color like this
I I still laugh at fart jokes, and I'm certain to cover out do it
Maybe I am someone who deserves this color in my life, huh?
You know what? It's time to start thinking about myself better. It's time to increase my self-worth
Use that PMA to think that I am worth a scholar
You know, it's it's a neighbor mentality to think that I don't all those neighbors aren't there
Think about the inside my house would be like the color of the inside of my ass
But no, I've I've pretty inside in my ass my desk
She's back
Hey, that doesn't really look right there though
Okay, why doesn't the scrolling thing shift scroll whatever I don't care
I need to get a chair for this scrolling in the menu doesn't work either. Come on game where you broke it
oh and white or in Krim I wanted in creme I
Like creme it's like saying cream, but it makes me feel all French and fancy
nice
Jacksepticeye is open for business yet again, huh?
Now with these doors though. So those doors Oh God have to see the Oakley inner sides of my child
I don't like that. We need new doors Oh
lovely doors
I
Sold my lights
For the game updated and now when you're mounting stuff, it doesn't highlight what's next
So because I can't remember what the last thing ah see it didn't it didn't highlight that and then he's screwing that one
It's like oh what's next. I have no idea. You just kind of have to guess
Why why would you do this everything was fine before?
Putting in the showers in this game is so tedious. I want an all-in-one shower put together err. I want a Connor
You know the Android sent by cyber life I want him to come and put actually no, I want him to come and share
burgers with me
But what do I do next
What's the next part
Hello
I have no idea we made it
We made now we can get squeaky-clean if we want to. Oh, thank god never again
I don't have to put in a shower again. No, no. Thanks
I'll have to tile this whole place now, though. Oh, I like these tiles
These are lovely to look at. Oh
This is gonna be a nice little bathroom, this is weird as well
Some people might be playing this game and looking at stuff and making really nice designs everything
But I've never ever had to look at my house this way. I've never ever had to have like an interior decorators. I
Whenever I've done anything
It's usually and even to people who are more qualified and more capable than I am
But this is a really fun type of game for that stuff if that's kind of what you want to do
Oh, these do not look good when they're there
Because some people probably wouldn't even put the same like tiles all the way around or that does not look good up there
Or they wouldn't put the same paint on every wall in a room or something like that
Where I'm just like yes symmetry
Clean minimalism. That's all I ever wanted soft clean minimalistic symmetry and then I'm happy. Ah, oh
Joy, oh my god. It looks so much better the room even looks bigger now cuz it's brighter
That's so nice
I need a different door though, because that one looks like garbage
Door. I want my house to look nice this time. No dicking around. Okay, we're making it look good. So I want to put a
Like a nice door on at this time instead of the fucking bomb shelter that I put on it before
Boom
Isn't that lovely oh
I am merging doors. I do not want that. Oh
so nice, I
Want to live here now. I'm running mail a hallway laughing strawberry
because what I want what I
want
Ha ha ha. Oh
When people to enter my house to just enter and go ha ha ha
Because it's laughing strawberry and it's cool laughing strawberry because you go red in the face from laughing and how happy you are
When you enter the house
See it's all psychological
They can people like your houses as easy is just painting your walls a certain color
Paint them yellow and everyone else think they're still outside because it looks like the Sun if he needed blue
Everyone's just going to be like where am I into ocean? No, you're inside. You're inside jack boy's house Jack a boy's domain
There's a cobweb up there get out of here spider-man wait, it actually gets dark outside
How's this there's a day/night cycle in this game I
Had no idea I just keep bouncing from job to job all the time that I didn't know that existed also, what's this
Looks like a spirit level
But I can't do anything with it. Okay, I'm gonna close the door
They don't want I don't want Russ to get on old ass huzzah here. I want them to be nice and honey
Can I cut my garden somehow? This is horrendous looking. Ah
Laughing strawberry, I'm not sure if I'm liking coffee with milk for the living room
Let's our coffee with milk, that's something that you have in a living room, right?
Turns out they're not named appropriately per room. They should have like living room paint
bedroom paint, you know, I'm not good with colors and
color matching and all this kind of stuff
if you want a place to look like it's a hospital or very robotic and very clean and plain and
Symmetrical then come to me Jackie boys your man
When it comes to making stuff look like a home. I don't know what I'm doing
I've just learned from what I learned it from watching you
Learned it from doing it to other people's rooms in the game and they all had terrible taste. I
Just know what looks good
More doesn't it right now not feeling chocolate with milk
Coffee with not shut up or she's got an upgrade to paint three walls at once. Oh,
My god, I am in heaven, this is insane. I need more paint though. Give me more paint
Okay, okay no get to work again we have to see this in action, okay. This one's an outlier Oh
Boom boom boom boom. Oh ho ho. Oh, this is the greatest gift man has been given since fire. You know what?
Not too bad. I mean
When the lights are off you compare and even tell that it looks like the inside of someone
It's it's kind of magical
Beautiful almost if only the frame rate would come alive like this houses. Also am I getting more or less money?
But I'd like 14,000 I've 17 maybe at 18, I don't know hmm, let's turn on the lights and brighten up this room. Oh
Yeah, oh my god, I've never gone through the all menu there's a gas mask an m16 rifle
Macaroni first aid kits air guns. They could make this look like a level two pop G if I want to ceiling Lance
Oh, I found him everyone
Ray or do I want you? Where's this freaking like coming out of?
How this feels like a place out of the freaking Twilight Zone sometimes put you there and oh
ho ho
Make a house a home everybody
Okay, that's that's okay for now at least now I can see the freakin place, okay. Uh, yeah you you you gotta go guys
I'm sorry, but you are. Oh go this paint is called sleepy blue
Okay, I thought putting it in the bedroom would make it look nice
Bit too bright for a bedroom, isn't it? Sleepy blue? This is like morning wakey wakey eggs and Bakey blue
Don't blame just looking at it
How are you supposed to sleep if when you turn off the lights your wall is still on?
I mean, it's not even like a moody
(Yawns!)
(Jack Snores)
What?
What did the room get doing?
Who did this?
Was I sleep interior decorating again god, damn it. Okay. I need some more doors and
Then we're almost done then. I just need to do these rooms. I'm happy with my house. Now look at it
laughing strawberry
As your amaranth whatever the hell you were. I don't know
This has got some paint going on in here everywhere just looks so nice everywhere. Looks like a whole now
Bathroom, it looks great. I'm so proud of this
It's like playing an episode of The Sims now. I just need a dining table and some chairs my god. You don't really give many
options do you
Everything kinda just looks like ass
That's not the table I would like
Okay, it's gonna be one of these things where it's closer to the radiator than it should be but it's because we're not gonna have
Any chairs on that side cuz we don't have many friends
That's not centered but the frame rate turns to ass whenever I try and do this
What do we want to sit on when we're eating our dinner?
What feels nice that's gonna be nice in our booties. That's gonna look lovely
Dawn there, and then we put one
There and you I want to leave them all a little askew
Or at least some of them because then it looks like the house is lived in you know
the people actually get up and get off these chairs and actually
Go to work and go to school and like all my fucking neighbors in the game
I mean where does the outside beat insert and my wall begin? I don't know. Everything's the same color outside right now
You know what that is. Hey, you know what that paint is
Chocolate with milk, that's the color of the sky right now. I just
realized something
I
can basically
No, I can't
Susie I could basically make the house that I want cuz I could destroy this wall
And make it bigger and put it in a sliding door, but I can't
The outside walls at the houses. You can't change also realize that I don't have a kitchen
This was one room I'm guessing this is supposed to be living room dining room type of thing
Maybe but I chose to make two bedrooms instead
Ha there's no places for like
Kitchen appliances Oh mother of God. It's so big
Okay, apparently that's my cooker I
Don't know. I need a kitchen sink though
Kitchen island with sink
That's ugly
Hmm. Oh I can put in a whole corner unit
No this one. Oh
No SIL this monstrosity I want to see what this I'll fuck with this. Oh
I'm gonna not with this dark oak. Yes
Like evil professor oak from Pokemon dark oak. Oh my God. Look at this
You can't put it there could put it over here though and move everything else out to the other side
No, I can't cuz the fucking radiators in the way. Oh
My god put the stuff in in this game is a nightmare. Oh, I like this
I'm just gonna be completely radical and not put in a radiator you
Know cuz I'm fun and quirky like that. I don't need a radiator in my house. I've got
aesthetic design
This really does not go with my coffee with milk though. That works then get a little bin then and put it in here
Perfect. Oh
You're looking so beautiful cooked over a cooker
Induction cooker electric cooker I need the electric cooker
Where can it fit can you fit over here?
If you fits you sits
That looks horrible, but it's okay. It's my
Perfect broken child, not yours. Boom. That's what we're gonna eat. Oh, this looks awesome
This looks so much better. Kick it off the lights now because God has decided to turn on the lights outside
That's how it works God comes out and says I deem it daytime and then turns on all the lights outside
These are already off and then the world is lightened up. Okay what I'm gonna leave this episode here. We've made some
Astonishing progress on this house today
honey
I'm slightly less trash
Still trash in the inside though because they don't have a back door
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Can I install a sun in my house?