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great content for this list we take a
look at some of the Scottish comedians
most controversial moments including to
the bone jokes on TV panel shows and on
the edge gags as part of his stand-up
routines things are so bad in gliscor
their mothers have started to raise
enough children up as referees in the
hope that people throw coins at them in
the state number 10
coping with HIV together star said the
grouchy Glaswegian is handing out some
apparently indispensable advice during
his 2012 the last days of Sodom saw a
lot of us have had awkward conversations
with ex partners but Boyle cut straight
to a worst-case scenario and flips the
situation on its head while STDs and HIV
are no laughing matter
Frankie's got it covered it's always a
surprise number 9 Harvey price
apparently job Dan impeded Andre a fate
in each other over custody of Harvey
although eventually one of them will
lose and have to keep him next
and especially infamous joke which
sparked a high-profile feud between
Boyle and Katie Price Frankie rarely has
any qualms over offending TV
personalities so here he takes a shot at
Katie and at her disabled son Harvey
a CD that job had married a cage failure
because she needed someone strong enough
to stop Harvey from Iran in its entirety
it's a harsh few lines indeed and as
newspapers and broadcast gave the gag
unprecedented coverage the incident
triggered a censorship debate as well
it's my last turn and I don't give up
number eight concert for Diana to
another joke load by the press and
another which severely split opinion the
royal family are often in Frankie sight
and this time he's targeting 2007's
concert for Diana they should have done
something that celebrated what was
really great about her life by staging a
gangbang in a main field for Frankie the
events had precious little to do with
what the princess stood for and he's
quick to explain why leaving the rest of
Mock the Week speechless number seven
roasting the audience when you go to a
Frankie Boyle show there's always the
risk that he'll single you out and
heaven help you if it does because no
heckle will save you from Boyles
ferocious wrath I notice some
inconsistencies in the way that you've
designed the exterior of your fish in
this case he hot seats a couple of
audience members and ruthlessly
dismantled their physical appearances
managing together your momjo
in for good measure remember your name
because your mum's got it tattooed on a
water bike number six Robin Williams
death of Robin Williams last year from
the very first line of this next joke
it's clear that boils on precarious
ground but the Scots plows on regardless
Robin Williams and I thought why can't
James Corden get depressed
tackling depression and suicide and
typically brazen fashion he takes both
complex issues and first pushes the
boundaries of what's acceptable then
pushes them a little further the whole
thing finishes with an accounts from an
earlier show and more measureless
treatment from Frankie number 5 John
Terry enjoyed the European Championship
side ad but England didn't weigh the way
I wanted them to I wanted it to be on
penalties bar went to joint area losses
in Maine and blast his panel into the
face of a black speck Dear John Terry
sits family to all the top of Frankie's
people I don't like list and the former
England footballer has been subject to
many a brutal routine in boils and words
join Terry has a rapists face
series raped anyone on scene as if he
does reef someone I get 200-pound off
party power but that's just the setup
for Frankie's fiercest attack on the
controversial defender who soon finds
himself as a central character in an
especially messed-up amic dose if there
is a line boil crossed it a long time
ago we've joined Terry's at wine corn
him in our bottoms what the fatties
[Applause]
number four the good old days you know
because he always do those Vox pops for
the news and I start doing those down
the pub Frankie takes on you Kip next
and predictably pulls no punches
parodying nigel farage and cope with the
runts on the good old days Boyles
version of the past gets progressively
worse and worse what starts as an angry
guy changing up his accents ends in a
polio fuelled fleecing of all the
harshest aspects of modern British
history you get the impression he could
go on all night
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number three give a man a fish oh these
people have to walk an hour every day
just to find water
maybe it's cultural maybe some people
walking out of the dataframe wha my
sweetens died for emails to get Krispy
Kreme Doughnuts for all Frankie's
apparently unflinching social commentary
there is often a political point lurking
behind the jokes he makes here we see
him dismantle the idea of charity taking
aim at aid organizations and gap year
volunteers give a man a fish fishing
rods and he can feed himself Oh tell
they don't poison the fashion wattles
abductive and pimps into slavery then
turn up 400 years later he digs deeper
how patronizing charity drives can be
demolishing many a stereotype in the
process and even has a pop at Comic
Relief just for going on and saying I'm
surprised to be here I thought the only
way I'd get back on the BBC would be if
I started okay number two politicians
and child abuse the politicians involved
so another politically charged routine
but this time focusing on the alleged
involvement of politicians in pedophile
rings for Frankie it's no surprise that
the government's is routinely linked to
its sex scandals given how merciless
ministers appear to be in other aspects
of their job
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and as with most of his material boils
very much aware of the controversy he is
touting not that an awkward silence
would ever stop him in its tracks so it
looks like we have a prime minister who
stared pope's fiercest before we unveil
our top pick here are a few honorable
mentions we don't know in the chest
do you know wasn't it a mere mid and
he'd have me strip knee kid is a b-boy
and make love to that man me than the
floor well he watched for his sexual
gratification there usually are when
they were passed up was dead I went back
up in the loft I took there in the chest
normed up
do you know what I found in there a dead
monkey with its lakes or together what's
that Joker
you'll be back somehow I don't think
[Applause]
they found that children's TV presenter
marks Pete Huntley a suicide note was
amazing it done it all in seashells and
glass number one Michael Jackson's
Children's Hospital the play duct tape a
Jackson's voice under sedation show how
many drugs ask I was giving him and he's
going the children while Frankie threw
caution to the wind a long time ago
here's where he decimates all remaining
boundaries assuming a demonic role and
reinterpreting the words of Michael
Jackson Boyle man's an unforgiving
onslaught against the one-time Prince of
pot the Pyro's kids the game a
whack-a-mole
but I'm gonna lie on the lagoon my wife
come on the shocked faces in the
audience tell you everything you need to
know as Frankie delivers his darkest
joke ever so we'll hold hands with them
I'm actually abusing the little mother
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