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we can get as we inch ever closer to part forty. Can't believe it.
But let's not get too carried it away with ourselves, one step at a time here. This is the top 10 Dumbest Tweets Part
37, and if you guys haven't checked out our Top 10 gaming channel yet,
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Oh yeah, there you go.
Now though at number ten. We're asking, "Do you ever wonder if fruits and vegetables have sex?"
Mhm... No. No, I wondered a lot of things in my life. Some things that I wonder about are really strange,
but nothing even comes close to wondering if
fruits and vegetables have sex. That has to be one of the biggest waste of brain power
I've ever come across. Even fruits and vegetables don't waste this much brain power.
They're probably looking down on us as a species right now.
At number nine. "How many numbers are there in the alphabet?"
Wow, erm...
This is something new, guys. We've had a lot of people on here who don't know their numbers,
we've also had a lot of people who are terrible when it comes to letters. This might be the first kind of
mutant hybrid of the two. Dumb Twitter is evolving. Soon,
there will be like three, four, or even five dumb things in one single tweet. Five things..
that's a pretty high... "letter".
At number eight, "You should watch a sunrise at least once a day."
Really?
Um... How many times a day does the sun rise for you?
Where I'm from, it comes up, pretty much just stays up for the rest
of the day, doesn't just pop up again for, uh..
sunrise two. Now guys I do know that if you're high up enough,
and you quickly go down like in a tall elevator or a helicopter. It is possible to see the sun come up twice,
but I ask you this, do you think this is what they meant? I want that to be true,
I really do, but I've almost done 40 of these videos now, so, I don't have any hope left.
Moving on to number seven, this person is asking
"How many one-a-day vitamins can I take a day?"
Yes! Thank you!
People are finally asking the right questions here. People are always taking one a day tablets,
but they never actually made the instructions clear on how many you should take in a day.
They should make it so obvious that even a total moron could tell how many to take in a day.
I think the people who make these tablets need to sort that out and also change their name.
What kind of a name is one-a-day tablets?
What's the point of that? Useless.
Number six, now. "How much of Star Wars is based on a true story?"
*O* Oooo.
Do you want to tell them, or shall I?
Obviously, filmmakers take influences from things in real life.
But, does this tweeter seriously think that Star Wars is some sort of historical event? It's set in the distant future. Look:
A long time ago in, a galaxy far far away. Wait. A long time ago. Guess Dumb Twitter was right.
It's spreading guys. Hollywood isn't safe anymore.
All right moving on to number five,
"I can't find any toast. Only bread."
Amazing. Don't you just hate it when that happens. You're at home,
you're standing next to the toaster in the kitchen, you want some toast,
but all you have is this useless loaf of bread. So annoying!
I think either you guys are going to laugh along with me on that one or you're going to start campaigning
for stores and shops to start selling packaged toast.
Oh, no, what have I done?
Number four. "Unfollow me right now if you smoke marinara.
I don't tolerate drugs at all."
Marinara as in the tomato based sauce you find in Italian pizza, spaghetti and
anything with meatballs. Yeah?
That's a drug? Teachers and parents and most of society
might tell you the smoking marijuana is something you shouldn't do but don't listen to that guys, the real dangerous drug out
there is pizza sauce. One hit of that, and you're done, son. Rest in... pizza.
Coming up at number three,
we have "Guys there's four lemon halves in the trash."
He squeezed a whole lemon into my cup?"
Wow. Guys, if you, uh, ever cut a lemon in half and
find there are not two, but four halves you may have accidentally wandered into Dumb Twitter land.
Just close your eyes, squeeze all four pieces of the lemon all over your head and say, "There can only be two halves," over and
over again, it actually works, trust me. I've been there. I'm going mad.
Next up at number two, now,
"It's more than,
24/7, it's, 25/7."
That's not how it works. Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week is pretty much...
yeah, it's pretty much as many hours as you can get out of a single week.
But hey, what do I know? Maybe if you can stay up late enough one night,
you can reach the twenty- fifth hour of the day, too.
Sounds like a great time.
And finally at number one,
"How much does a pound of gold weigh?"
And also, how long is a
mile long road. *sigh*
I can already hear some of you guys saying, "Wait, but Danny,
maybe this guy uses kilograms, and he wants to know what a pound is in kilograms." Yeah, I wish, but no he's from America.
Americans use pounds to weigh things. This guy wanted to know how much a pound of gold weighs.
I think everybody who knows how much a pound of gold weighs should be given a pound of gold as a reward.
It's only fair.
That's cheatin'!
Guy: Ho ho, they're the same weight. Girl: Yeah, it's a kilogram
But steel's heavier than feathers... I don't get it.
Sorry.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
Oh, we did it guys!
Do you want to pass 38, or maybe you want a Dumb Twitter movie?
I actually see a lot of you guys asking for that, after I jokingly mentioned it a while ago.
Or maybe you want both. Let me know down below. As always stay dumb, have fun. I'm Danny Burke,
And I'll see you all in the next motion picture...