- [Nick] Yes, it's a commercial free premiere.
So, we gonna get back to it.
Y'all make some noise for my OG,
the legend, the one and only,
who ain't never scared to be here, Fat Joe!
(audience cheers)
It's time for a new game called Greenery Screenery.
- Screenery.
- As you can see,
we got a green screen, here.
Fat Joe, virtually, has his green screen in planet PX.
Whatever scenery pops up on the screenery,
we going to jump in there and do something funny.
If our scene is funny,
it gets a bell.
If the scene is whack, it get that buzzer.
The team with the most bells wins the game.
Y'all ready to do it?
(audience cheers)
- Your first scene is,
on planet Mars.
(audience cheers)
- Shee, okay, finally, okay.
We made it to it.
- Yeah, different planet.
- Aw, (beep) - Here we go.
Gentrification, even here?
Even here?
- That's funny.
- Mars.
Finally,
away from it all.
- Hey, put your goddamn mask on!
- God damn it!
- Whoo!
Finally,
Mars.
I definitely can't get nobody pregnant up here.
(audience laughs)
- Maybe an alien.
- Cortez, come back home.
Cortez phone home.
- Am I Charlie Clips mouth?
His breath is hot.
- The next scene is,
in the kitchen.
- Hey yo, I need to order 42, 5 burgers, 3 fries, 2 Sprites.
(speaking gibberish)
(audience cheers)
- Let's go, Mack.
Home sweet home.
- Fat Joe's got one, hold up.
- Oh, let's go, Joe.
- On today's cooking with Fat Joe,
we're cooking up crack, crack, crack, crack, crack.
(audience cheers)
- There it is.
- Cook that, Joe!
- The next scenery is,
in a carnival.
- I want, I wanna ride the tea cups!
- Dammit, we gotta find your brother Bobby, first.
- He's probably by the teacups.
- I can't fit on none of these
mother(beep) rides, (beep) this.
- There it is.
- Wait, whoa, hold on.
This looks familiar.
Hell nah, I seen the movie Get Out,
no, no, let me go on.
- Us. - That was Us.
- It was Us. - Stupid.
- Get out, it's Us.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
This look familiar.
I seen the movie Us, I ain't supposed to be here.
I ain't supposed to be here.
- There you go.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
(audience laughing)
- Let's go, let's go.
- Oh, we won!
- Oh, you got me a Teddy bear.
(audience laughs)
- He's a Teddy bear.
Oh.
We have one more.
- Nope, go get your parents.
(audience laughs)
- All right, this is what you're going to do, all right?
- Okay. - Okay, just have some candy.
Wait right here, I'll be right back.
(audience laughs)
- Your next scene is,
at the airport.
- Late, late, late, late, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
(audience laughs)
- DeRay, how are we going to get
all these drugs through security?
Again? - Jesus Christ.
(audience cheers)
- Damn it, my plane was this way, excuse me, Nick.
(audience laughs)
- Man, I knew when I brought this suitcase,
and y'all had on black and yellow,
y'all was going to charge me an extra $40.
I ain't getting on this flight.
(audience laughs)
- All right, your next scene is in the library.
- Sex ed, sex ed, sex ed, ah, found it.
Sex for Dummies.
- Stay out there, stay out there.
Oh look,
a bookworm.
(audience laughs)
- Yeah, it's Steve Harvey, y'all.
(audience cheers)
I done told y'all, my book is at the library.
If you want to read it, you can read it. Think Like A Man.
And be the hell quiet when you're reading.
(audience laughs)
- Hey, yeah, you got that book B. Simone didn't write?
(audience cheers and claps)
- Really Nick?
- It was a library, I'm sorry.
- Your next scene is,
at a landfill.
- Damn, this is crazy, cause I thought,
after looking at (beep) would be better than this.
(crowd boos)
- All right, listen to me. - Uh huh.
- All right? - Uh huh.
- This is where we bury the bodies,
you say nothing, you understand me?
Cause that's all we do, sanitation,
but it's all bodies, bada bing, bada boom, all right?
- Bada bing, bada boom.
(audience cheers)
- Damn, all these Nick Cannon albums (beep).
- I owe you that, I owe you that.
Your book in here too, (beep) kiss my ass.
(audience cheers)
- Your next scene is,
in a wrestling ring.
- Come on Floyd, you got it.
- Come one Floyd!
Come on Floyd.
- Get him Floyd.
- Let's see who wins. - Money made!
- Can we get a bell already, goddamn!
- I'm trying to see who wins. I'm trying to se who wins.
(audience laughs and cheers)
- You ready?
- ♪ Oh, say can you see? ♪
♪ By the dawns ♪
♪ Early light ♪
(audience cheers)
- I'm happy, I'm sad.
I'm happy, I'm sad.
I'm sorry y'all I'm,
I'm just wrestling with my emotions.
(audience cheers)
- That was thoughtful, that was thoughtful.
- Your next scene is,
next to Fat Joe's car.
(audience cheers)
- This is a different level of excellence.
(audience cheers)
- Yo, Joe, Joe, Joe, yeah-
- No, and cut!
Let's get these girls out of here.
I'm sorry, Joe, you got to get this.
Let's get 50 Cent's truck back on the trailer,
this video is over!
- Where your keys?
Give me your keys.
- Bitch, key that (beep), key that (beep),
he cheated twice, bitch, do it.
- Yes, (beep) it up, bitch.
- That's good (beep).
- I'm about to (beep) all over this mother(beep).
(audience cheers and laughs)
- Your scene is in the jungle.
- Let's go, let's go.
- ♪ After all of the darkness and sadness ♪
♪ Soon comes happiness if I- ♪
♪ I'm a survivor, I'm not- ♪
- Don't nobody know the verse,
you should've just started with the hook.
(DeRay yelling like George of the Jungle)
(audience laughs)
- That was good, that was good.
- Goddamn, God.
Oh, my bad, Cortez, I didn't mean to do that to you.
- Your scene is on the deck of the Titanic.
(audience cheers)
- I don't know about you guys,
but I'm getting the (beep) out of here,
I know how this (beep) ends.
(audience laughs)
(members chattering)
- Oh, sun, yes, yes!
- Oh, sheesh!
(audience laughs and cheers)
(bell dinging)
- Yo, that game was hella fun.
DJ D-Wrek, who won?
- That game was hella fun,
but I got to give it to Fat Joe and the Evolution,
make some noise for them.
(audience cheers and applauds)
- OG, Joe Fat.
Came to play, we got a lot more for y'all.
Everybody on they feet, DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
(crowd chanting Wild'N)
Yeah, this a commercial free premiere, y'all, just for you.