hello everyone welcome to vlogmas day four probably feels like day 37.
these are these daily videos are really difficult we have been busy we've been very busy i think i
edited for like six hours this morning i just showered we have to film now we're gonna edit
again it's a lot today's video is gonna be a fun one hannah and i put together a list of the do's
and don'ts in our relationship yeah so these are both the keys to our hearts
and the things that you can do to make us hate you forever so if you're interested in dating
either one of us memorize these because they will be very important and this is just as
much for each other as a little reminder as it is for you to enjoy right all right let's jump in
hello and welcome to our december hellofresh video today we are making
sun-dried tomato spaghetti with fresh herbs almonds and parmesan this looks so good
shane is behind the camera today gabby will be assisting us with this video thank you gabby
for anyone that doesn't know gabby is my robot arm it's not a person that did sound like
someone was here yeah gabby gabby grabbers is Shane's jaco arm we've got fresh tomatoes
some dried tomatoes green herb blend with a couple of different herbs in there we've got our veggie
stock this is like our all-time favorite thing cream cheese garlic parmesan almonds and spaghetti
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all right dinner time all right the first do do give shane extra hard extra long fingernail
scratches when you're washing his hair there is nothing i enjoy more can you demonstrate
mostly because i want to feel it right now then oh see my god dear lord oh my god when hannah is
helping me shower and you can keep going and she's doing my hair if you were in our house
like listening you would think we were being very inappropriate together but really it's just hannah
going to town on my head and me moaning it's terrible all right the next one if you're
at a grocery store with hannah and she says to you should i get this flavor ice cream
or this flavor ice cream do say both of them otherwise you will have a problem on your hands
that is always code for give me permission to buy these both the next one is if you are driving
a long distance with hannah and she says i kinda need to use the bathroom should we stop at
this rest stop that's coming up or the next one that's in 40 miles do not ever
say the next one in 40 miles okay that's fair on more than one occasion we might have had a little
emergency on our hands she may have peed in a few cups a couple p jars no big deal all right the
next one's a don't under any circumstance do not critique shane's jaco robotic arm maneuverings
even if you know he's about to spill all over the floor last night i dropped an entire beer
on an open beer on the floor of our kitchen that's now the second beer i've spilled
I'm sorry hannah. but still if i say
i think if you just tilt the other way no no that is a road to nowhere i get very defensive
don't do it all right the next one if you're ordering takeout with hannah do not order without
making sure she's seen the dessert menu i don't even know why this is on the list it's just obvious
if you order and then she finds out that there were dessert options and you did not consult her
you're in trouble and i always find out that that was so terrifying and i always find out
just saying i'm gonna check all right another don't do not ever touch shane's feet i have
sensitive feet yeah i mean even if you think it's not you know there's no way this could hurt you
know it's not ticklish just don't touch them just don't do it i was told by a doctor that my feet
are hypersensitive basically i got injured a few times in physical therapy very early on in life
and ever since then i've been a giant protective baby over my little toesies don't go near them
i'll let chloe lick them but other than that stay away yeah chloe uses like her upper lip to
peel back one toe slips her tongue in no problem but i try to put a sock on and you're screaming
i like how a physical therapist also broke your arm and you have no problem with your arms my
arms are fine just stay away from my toes i'm talking to all of you stay away from my toes all
right the next one do you remember to give each other daily affection and make time for just us
this is important we uh run a business together and so it's important to remember that we're
also in a relationship and we can't spend all of our time editing daily videos true
all right another do not i feel like all of yours are don'ts i know you have a lot of rules they
could all be phrased as do's well don't forget to water down shane's mouthwash i guess
do water down shane's mouthwash he's a huge huge baby about mouthwash cannot handle it
he he starts to gag like actively throws up if you give him mouthwash that is not watered
down like you would for a baby mint and me do not mix well he says it goes up his nose
i i don't know what he doing something about mouthwash rockets up my nose every time i use
it and it burns and then i gag and then more goes up my nose it's a whole cycle next one
don't forget to blow on my food to cool it before inserting it into my mouth i thought these
make me out to be like a baby baby but also i think my next one that i'm going to add in is
don't forget that shane always will tell you that the food is not too hot for him it's fine i'll be
like want me to blow he'll be like no so don't forget to discard that and blow anyway remember
you scalded my tongue yeah in new york city there was french onion soup that he had in new york city
i take like the cheese back it's like steaming up into the air and i'm like this is too hot for you
he's like no it's not and we had just started dating so i couldn't be like shut up you know
so i was like okay so i gave him a mouthful of soup he spit it all over himself it was a big mouthful
he had a burnt tongue for like a week oh yeah like a 3rd degree burn it wasn't like
oh my god it was like really bad yeah so now i blow no matter what he says next one do not
give suggestions to hannah about the way she cuts vegetables everything she does is perfect
especially the way she cuts onions thank you even when it's not oh what it's perfect
thank you all the time do not ever say calm down when someone is upset meaning me
hannah doesn't like to be sold to relax i feel like that is fairly universal when someone's upset
the last thing you want to hear is oh my god relax i don't say it like that yes you do no i don't
i say hey maybe we don't need to be as upset about this either that is still making my blood boil but
either way you'd think you're saying it like that but you're really not just probably not that's
one is for me do tuck in as closely as possible as i'm falling asleep each day there is nothing i
enjoy more than hannah like enveloping me yeah as we fall asleep spooning is like a more societally
appropriate word for that enveloping but do not forget to quickly move away because shane
will become a human sweat sprinkler during the night literally every night we cuddle up for like
15 minutes and then we're like all right we're hot you're like get off pull the blankets down
next one don't ever try to spook hannah she doesn't find it funny she doesn't like to be
like you don't pop out from behind the wall and say boo even if you think it would be cute nope
it won't be cute she's never cute she'll hit you it will not be fun she'll be angry i can't deal
with it it's not fun don't do it nope i think you tried that like maybe once and my reaction was so
violent and angry that you never tried it again i was like it was a joke
that i will never make again and that one is more of a health concern
uh when you're at a restaurant with hannah when the waiter brings you your bread for the table
move it do move it as far away from hannah as possible because she is a bread fiend she will
eat all of it before her meal is served and then won't be hungry for her meal how about don't tell
me that i won't be hungry for my meal because i don't care you know what you can take home easily
the thing you ordered the bread doesn't stay it doesn't last if you take it home it's going
to be stale by morning sometimes i have to call restaurants ahead and say did you get a recent
bread delivery because hannah will be eating there tonight and uh we'll need a lot of that
in all honesty though shane will often ask for a second bread basket just because he knows i love
the bread so much yeah i hope you realize that all of these are kind of tongue-in-cheek yeah
i mean we support and like we do the opposite and basically all of this not a scary one not a lot
i mean i do blow on your food don't scare me some of these are real all right the next one when you
are tickling someone with your thumb you know tracing something on their arm tickling a foot
massaging a foot whatever don't stop hannah will ask me to like tickle her back in bed
or her arm or her foot whatever yeah watching tv i'll give you my foot so i'll do it for 10 minutes
my atrophied thumb will begin to get tired so i'll stop and then the foot will wiggle or press
further in as a reminder that i am not done ten more minutes nope not enough but once you start
you can't stop so maybe just don't start that's not the solution and the final one do expect
a lengthy snuggle in the car after every long drive this is something that i find
so cute about hannah but whenever we're on a long car ride and we get to our destination she turns to me
and she goes muhhh and then lays over onto my lap it's like if we're on like a you know eight ten hour
drive for the day i'm so overwhelmed and tired i just need a little snuggle
we could go into our hotel and i can't wait that long instead she just curls up on my lap
and we have a moment in the car i love it all right everyone those are the do's and don'ts
of our relationship now you know how to make us love you or make us hate you so use it wisely