oh they're asking this Sony when it
comes to Sony movies sadly we can always
count on shameless product placement
obnoxious marketing and scripts with all
the thought of and orangutangs banana
preference and to celebrate what is
without a doubt a worst movie yet let's
check out the absolute war Sony animated
movies of all time also I'll keep this
list a bit shorter than usual since I've
talked about a couple of these before
and I want to focus on the absolute
slimy ascore pert stain on cinema ever
produced by Sony and of course if you do
like these movies that's great it's just
my usual silly personal opinion and I'm
glad you can enjoy these movies number
five the Smurfs too smooth you're
upstaging the narrator aka the black
hole of celebrity voices I call it this
because absolutely no celebrities
involve wanted anyone to know they had
anything to do with this movie take the
first Smurfs movie then double the
simplicity in fact let's make it twice
as much of a bore as before after all
all sequels must be inherently worse
than their original unless you're Toy
Story and once again these camera angles
make me feel nauseous I mean take this
scene we're clearly having what is meant
to be an emotional moment here but I am
feeling queasy just watching it because
the camera is constantly swirling around
like a broken merry-go-round and every
celebrity voice actor is even more
lackluster than last time
in fact poor Katy Perry was so ashamed
of playing the star of this movie that
she is uncredited as Smurfette the star
of the movie but I think we all
recognize that voice in fact all the
Smurfs are uncredited it's like everyone
who didn't show their face in this movie
wanted their names wiped from history
for ever having anything to do with this
movie but given this was nominated for a
golden Razzie award he couldn't really
blame them every actors expression looks
so plastic and soulless I'd swear they
just made evil robotic duplicates of the
actors
the only actor who seems to be actually
enjoying the role as Gargamel and I'm
sorry but these blue little runts still
look like freakshow garden gnomes to me
in case anyone's actually wondering the
story this time is that Smurfette gets
kidnapped by Gargamel because Smurfette
knows the secret formula for creating
Smurfs and a bad Smurfs - is that the
start of the list though because well
young kids might find it colorful and
interesting and while it's certainly not
trying it's got a kinda nice message
about family at the end we didn't
believe in her because she changed she
changed because we believed in her it
might actually be meaningful if the
actors didn't look so incredibly bored
on set and for number 4 open season
scared silly honestly it was a tough
decision which was the absolute worst
open season sequel open season 3 where
bo goes off to join a freak show circus
or the direct-to-dvd sequel scared silly
all of these sequels have the equivalent
reputation - an exiled war criminal so
it wasn't an easy choice but in the end
the direct-to-dvd not only dumped all
the original casts no it wasn't but
could all the teeth out of anyone even
there under five demographic is gonna be
reaching for their minecraft iPads the
funny thing is that everyone who reviews
this seems to have the same reaction we
will just felt hundra manned gray
afterwards like open season had finally
managed to steal part of our souls after
three consecutive sequels boob does all
the standard juvenile behaviors you'd
expect from the movie like this poop
studying drag acts poop eating of
jailers no really pardon me but I really
have to address this an entire scene in
this movie is dedicated to Elliot
studying fecal matter before eating it I
can taste it and also pistachios the
movie kind of tries to have a story
Elliot spends the whole film basically
just trying to scare boob for whatever
cheap laughs he can manage from the
under 5 and even if you are an open
season fan
movie doesn't even follow the vague
Canon of the original series not to
mention every character has been dumbed
down even more than before the plus to
this one is well the voice actor
replacements did an okay job with the
characters and the third-worst animated
Sony movie is Surf's Up to wave mania
here's a quiz what is similar about
surfing and wrestling come get some
that's right absolutely nothing but Sony
is willing to try and clumsily Jam the
two together in the name of a cash grab
but I've talked about this one before
and worst cartoon crossovers and all
that really needs to be said is it's
another WWE crossover in fact it's one
giant shameless PG WWE advertisements
besides all that really needs to be said
is an honours like fish I just wish you
could milk a fish and the second worst
animated Sony movie is AIDS crazy nuts
what was Sony animated movies list would
be complete without one of the worst
animated movies of all time Adam Sandler
gives us his steadfast utmost effort to
make the most irritating Hanukkah movie
to ever foul the cinema scream cry I've
chatted before about this one as well
though so I'll keep this one brief -
part of what annoys me most about this
Sandler Sony flop is that it had this
heavy underlying cynicism to it the
movies need to attack and belittle
anyone who has any warmth or seasonal
cheer to them listen if they have an
award for the freakiest looking for
turtle twins who no one even gives a
crap about you two are definitely
winning and the voices of voices
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and as people have said before there's
only so much you can watch if sandless
slamming dumping on and abusing a kindly
old man like whitey until you just have
to turn the movie off and before we get
to number one I wanted to give one quick
honorable mention the Angry Birds movie
this is actually why this list is a top
5 instead of a top 6 because honestly I
wanted to make fun of this movie but
honestly I actually really enjoyed it
there are mostly clever quick scenes
that were sharp and thoughtful anyway
let's press on and I have no doubts the
number one worst animated Sony movie is
the emoji movie I didn't feel like I was
watching a movie when I saw this I felt
like I was watching children be
exploited by cynical corporate
executives it felt nauseating
confronting and just left me feeling
angry after and I am deeply sorry I paid
money to see this in cinemas but my one
hope is that some millennial out there
might decide not to see this movie
because of this review the homonculus
horror distorted crap heap Avalanche
disaster that is the emoji movie Oh meat
poop it's okay
what's amazing about this movie is that
merely by its existence Millennials can
feel insulted that some slimy corporate
weasels out there assume kids are going
to see something as meaningless and
blank as an emoji on their phone because
they market it to them it's the most
passive-aggressive insult to Millennials
I've ever seen in popular culture
assuming that all that goes on in a
young person's mind is the meme or a
cool lingo phrase and all of these
feelings of disgust come just by looking
at the trailer when you sit down and
actually watch the movie it somehow gets
even worse
between over cool lingo hits you like a
sledgehammer I mean the introduction
literally is the narrator telling them
millennial audience you have no
attention span and that's why we made
this and attention spans get shorter and
shorter and you're probably not even
listening to me right now but the poor
emoticons have to be the one emotion all
the time so they can be ready to be
texted to your phone this is not a deep
message about emotional repression sony
said this because they know that's
exactly what the generation wanted to
hear no challenge whatsoever just
pandering this is the most sinister
experiment sony has ever made where they
finally realize they can make absolute
food trough keg trash as long as it has
a popular cultural reference in it and
it would still somehow sell enough to
make a profit please I implore you don't
see this movie we can stop this movie
ever happening again by not seeing it by
giving that twenty to twenty-five
dollars to Sony you're encouraging the
continued march out of profitable
mindless vapid pandering manipulative
dribble that does nothing to make kids
any smarter even that stupid hippie
dippie haircut our main hero man has me
what kind of name is that I gotta be man
why is that hideous bald middle Beiber
monstrosity crap
wreckage style so common nowadays I just
feel so personally insulted by that
haircut so get this all the emojis live
inside text stop Alice where they hope
to be selected for a text message
complete with enough in product
placements ranging from just Stan's to
Dropbox to every viral advertising app
you can think of this is worse than the
Twilight craze at least that was based
off a book a fictional world that
required some thought to create not a
lot of thought but some thought went
into us this is based off the awkward
little emoticon I put on the end of
sentences in my opinion every millennial
who saw this junk pile deserves at least
one hotdog spit on the slimy corporate
shareholders that made it no one in my
audience laughed no one cared what they
were seeing people were forced to just
sit there
just absorbing this giant ad we had all
paid money for this is the ultimate
wretched corporate cinematic
every time it earns another million at
the box office I feel a little more
disappointed in humanity there's no
doubt at all we all know it already the
emoji movie is the number one worst
animated Sony movie of hopefully all
time watching smart and inspiring films
as a child can help shape our morals
personality and even a person's
perspective that's why it's so important
we don't go to see these movies because
all we have to do to stop these movies
from happening is not pay money for it
that way Sony gets the message and will
be forced to make higher quality movies
that will challenge and grow us as
people it's about all of us right now
it's about you do you have a particular
animated Sony movie you think I missed
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