- It physically makes me wanna throw up.
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- I really, honestly, don't know too much about your team,
(Stacey chuckles ) but it doesn't matter.
Every time that somebody talks about you
I just go kinda like, "Wa wa wa wah wa, wa wa wa wa, wa wa."
- My opinion of Giants fans, they're a little bit snobby.
- My opinion,
they're the evil empire.
- There cannot be good without the evil.
- [Mike] Right back at you.
- And I understand that.
(uptempo piano music)
- I, I. (mouth stutters)
- Compliment how?
How do you want me to compliment this person's,
because they're in the World Series?
(claps) Congrats, get a ring.
- Well this is difficult to give compliments to the Dodgers,
but there's some good things you've done.
You know like, ah, ah?
- That was not even a compliment.
- You guys have Dodger Dogs. (bouncy, jazzy music)
- Mm-hmm, hell yeah we do.
That's, that's it huh?
- That's it. (laughs)
- AT&T Park does have lobster fries,
I will give you guys that.
- I mean the sunsets that you guys have are really cool.
- If you want me to compliment him
we should not start with Dodger Stadium.
- Yeah it's almost unfair, (Mark laughs)
'cause they do have one of the prettiest stadiums.
- I like that you can see the water, it's a beautiful view,
so that I can see my home runs that my Dodgers hit
go farther, and farther, and farther.
- Another complement I would give the Giants,
it seems the Giants
were the first to embrace the wild beard.
- Brian Wolfe was the first guy to have the Giant beard
and he decided, "You know what I'm gonna do?
"I'm just gonna make myself look like absolute shit.
"That's what I'm gonna do, grow a horrible beard"
And he did it!
- Kelly Jansen, Kelly Jansen, can get it.
He's the best closer in the league.
He's very handsome, his booty.
- He does have a great booty.
- I got her. - I have to agree on that one.
And I must agree he is a very solid closer.
- Oh!
- He is a very solid closer, and I hate--
- Do you wanna hold hands? - No, no, that's too much.
- I actually have one.
- What? - I do.
- Wait for the backhanded comment at the end.
- No it's nice and sincere. - Oh, okay.
So, if you love baseball
you love that it's basically like a story
and there's these moments of drama,
it's almost Shakespearian sometimes,
and of course the famous home run
that Kirk Gibson hit in the 1980,
- [Brian] Eight.
- eight World Series.
If it's legendary baseball you can't hate that moment.
- You can't.
- [Mike] You can't hate that moment.
- I actually have a secret to reveal.
This pains me, this pains me a lot. (Stacey laughs)
My great-great-uncle is a guy called Amos Rusie.
- Oh?
- And he actually played
on the New York Giants for nine years.
- We're everywhere guys.
We're everywhere!
In your families, where everywhere!
- Even with your guys' season this year,
the games were still super exiting
and it's what you wanna see in baseball,
no matter who's winning or losing
they're always good match ups.
- I will say that you are a passionate city,
and you stand behind your team and I appreciate that.
- You guys always show up to every single game,
whether it's home, whether it's away.
- Mm-hmm. - I commend you guys for that.
- The rivalry is what makes sports
the greatest man-made thing ever.
I've been sayin' it forever.
Even this year, the games that we played
were still really hard fought games, great games to watch,
even though they were garbage, you know what I'm saying?
- When you've got Clayton Kershaw
pitching against Madison Bumgarner in the regular season,
which you have from time to time,
it's like, who else has that?
- Yeah, who else?
- And Cubs and Cardinals,
get outta here. - Ugh!
- Yankees. - Hate the Yankees.
- Suck! - Suck!
- Yeah, fuck the Yankees.