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can you hear me
yes i can hear you hi do you promise to
say and do
everything we tell you
i promise to say and do everything you
told me well that was good that's a good
good response
hoping to be driving miss orty are mark
shane daniel and first up is michael hi
welcome
how are you very well thank you come on
in
your feet yeah yeah will you keep wiping
you can keep wiping keep wiping
take your shoes off if you want keep
your shoes on but keep wiping no no like
keep your shoes on you can just keep
wiping
do you top dance you jump dance you're
doing that so well
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very good
well thank you for inviting me oh but
thank you so much for coming nice okay
sue i understand you're gonna need a
driver on certain days everything you've
heard is correct everything you've heard
is correct okay fantastic and obviously
um i i recognize you oh i do i don't
recognize you
you i don't recognize you
no oh my name's shane okay
i'm um i'm based in um
gloucestershire i don't know if you know
it i don't i don't
i've been looking for a driver i've been
looking for a driver now for some time
do you do wake-up calls
do you do wake-up
calls would you come into the hotel and
give me a shake would you
uh like come into the hotel and actually
literally give me a shake
right okay that's crazy but if you
wanted me to do that for you yeah then
it was part of it just if i've ever
yeah i mean just so if i've overslept
let me close my eyes so let's just do it
i'm gonna close my eyes okay
all right ot
hello
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you might need to shake me you might
actually really need to shake me
yeah yeah come on just try it just let's
see we just want to see really
you want me to yeah yeah
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that's very good that's very good that's
really good that's really really good i
was slightly scared i'll be honest
honestly i was slightly terrified i'll
be honest
i wouldn't do the first thing i wouldn't
do the first thing
but they're shaking
it
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would you be offended if i asked you to
take your shoes off would you be
offended if i asked you to take your
shoes off you can choose a pair of
slippers please just choose a pair of
slippers to wear i think
come on you little swordfish go on then
you little swordfish
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oh i'm sorry that's my washing i'm so
sorry that's my washing i was meant to
fold that i mean i was meant to fall
down you could fall if you want while
you wish i mean i say if you don't mind
helping me fold them it would be
brilliant
yeah yeah
i don't mind you touching myself
honestly i don't mind you touching my
smiles
i'm absolutely certain about it
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those are my favorite you see oh yeah
yeah the african
so you'll be driving me a lot of the
time to manchester
manchester blackpool
where are you from
paris
slippers
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keep going keep going
i like the fact that the back of your
head is nice to look at
i mean i love also that the back of your
head is so nice to look at
because it be looking at that a lot
would i you know i'll be looking at it a
lot when i if eventually because i'll be
sat in the back and i will be set at the
back turn around let's have a look oh
turn around let's have a look
hello michael how are you i'm okay
sit on the chair you can just sit on a
chair like you would be in a different
way in the front seat of a car oh i'll
get another chair and i'll pretend i'm
in the back seat i'll get another one
and then i'll just pretend i'll show you
what it looks like to your passengers
show you what it looks like to all your
passengers
let's do an imaginary journey okay let's
just do an imaginary journey
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yeah yeah the chest move got to move
yeah what do you mean
drive if you just drive they go forward
we're going to the airport we are going
to the airport
yeah turn left just just turn left just
go around the island yeah go around the
island
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that's it
oh but you're crushing that's not really
safe we're here no we're not here it's
all the way around no wait no no
yeah it's a journey it's literally
travelling it's a long time to get to
the airport
yeah it takes a long time to get to the
upper yes daniel daniel
did you put my bag in the booth did you
put my bag in the booth
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we got to go back but we gotta go back
then
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i'm just going to teach you the real
basics of samba so i'm going to teach
you the basics of samba all right okay
all right i'm ready okay that easy so
it's really easy
okay
so
off you go
okay okay so we're gonna
sorry i just forgot to for a minute
honestly give me a week with you and
i'll just turn you into a winner
you've got slinky hips
you move like a woman honestly you move
like a woman it's brilliant
fantastic
look at that
no michael do me a favor michael do me a
favor would you yes aren't you would you
fling this over the fence into next
door's garden
would you fling this over the fence to
the next door garden she's got a compost
tea she's got like a compost deep she
likes it when i do it just fling it over
the garden
it's wendy next door
it's wednesday she's cool just shout tea
bag and throw it over the fence and yeah
honestly you just go over and you shall
tea bag and you throw it over the fence
oh gee
you like this every day
so over the fence and just shout tea
bags
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should be thrilled she'll be done
oh god
want a biscuit would you like a biscuit
oh no no i'll get you all right okay let
me just get you on anyway you might
these are sensational these are
sensational
have a bite of that you just have a bite
of it
pick up a biscuit and hand it to him you
can have a biscuit look you cannot just
try a bit oh yeah absolutely
what do you think what do you think
they're nice they're just like human
biscuits aren't they
they're just like cuban biscuits on
there so
yeah that's what they get them from the
pet shop and they're half the place so
you get them from the pet shop and
they're half the price
because they don't biscuits
come on finish it i finish it off it's
really good you can finish it
you want me to finish it i'll eat this a
little bit they taste like normal
biscuits though
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okay wendy just come in and start
peeling through the
thank window thank you so much
oh no no no no oh no just just be quiet
for a second wait for a second don't
stop stay still
why not are you in there
boaty are you in there
she can't see us
she can't see us it's a one way looking
close sister okay
aussie are you there i'll see you there
that's wendy from stone that's my
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stop throwing tea bags in my garden stop
throwing tea bags in my garden i do not
have composting a compost tape
idiotic shouting teabag teabag t-bird
tea bag
slowly and let's walk into the other
room
crouch down
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this isn't one way glass
this isn't a one-way class
this isn't oh my gosh
it's only in the kitchen they want my
cousin
in the
what kitchen gonna go and speak to me or
you so you
who's gonna speak to her
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yeah you got carried over i got carried
away yeah it was yeah it was your idea
yes i thought you said it was okay yeah
but it should be more forgiving if it's
you
i want an apology i want an apology oti
you're just so sorry though she said i'm
just so sorry
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explain about these tea bags who will
shout and tea bag who keeps shouting tea
bag all the time
i do apologize
what have you got your feet what else
you wearing well what the heck have you
got on your feet
um the swordfish apparently
i think it's time you grew up i think
it's time you grew up
we all lost it i lost it
what a morning hey
you probably want to see the car do you
you probably want to see the car
aussie has no idea what's in this garage
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the car isn't in here
come on come here come here
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this is my gorty this is my goal tea oh
hi
and this is my goosey this is my goosey
hello
oh my busy's gaulty and goosey
and cousy
are you good with animals oh don't
suppose i'm okay yeah i like animals
okay
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did you think she was weird yeah wow god
yes
you set me up
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again
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you