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- It's just like (waves)
(pop music)
- The very first time that I ever saw porn was--
- Third or fourth grade.
The guys in my grade had been talking
about this thing called whitehouse.com.
- I was about eight years old,
and it was a channel that was offered for free
when you ordered Dish Network in Spanish.
And it was Playboy in Spanish,
and there was terrible dubbing.
- It was a competition, and I had to sit down
and watch "Two girls, One Cup".
- We went into my mom and dad's room,
and pulled a tape out, and put it in.
- So whitehouse.com was a "porn" site
that was accessible on the school computer
for a short amount of time.
- And it was my mom and dad having sex. (laughs)
- If I remember correctly, it was just women
and their breasts exposed.
- I watched this blowjob scene from a far angle,
where all you saw was the girl's butt.
- It involves two girls and one cup,
just like it promises and what they do
with this cup I'll just let you find out.
- What was going through my head was confusion.
Number one, I was young, I'd never seen
people having sex before, ever.
And number two, it was my parents,
so it was even more confusing.
- It felt very taboo.
- I was like, "why is she just bobbing her head?"
You can't see a dick, you don't see anything.
- I think I got through 17 seconds of it.
- I told her years later that we'd seen it,
and she was mortified, of course,
but she got over it and we had a laugh.
- When I try to go back to the channel
to learn more about sex, it was blocked.
So, my parents blocked it.
I don't know if they walked in on me watching it, sorry.