Crazy Nate: Are you ready to unwrap Jurassic World, the newest movie in the Jurassic Park
Franchise?
Warning Crazy Nation, this may give your kids nightmares.
Masrani: The Kids?
This will give the parents nightmares.
Crazy Nate: This may seem like a boring way to start such an epic movie.
But this scene is actually paying tribute to Steven Spielberg.
Even though he didn't run the show for Jurassic World, he is the one that started this dinosaur
train.
He found his inspiration for Jurassic Park when he was just a little kid watching stop
motion films.
Scott: So much for our last family breakfast.
Crazy Nate: It's sad that the parents are getting a divorce, but with a ring like that,
I can't say that I'm surprised.
Come on David Wallace, You sold your invention "Suck It" to the military for $20 million
dollars.
Don't be a cheapskate.
Well they did make 1.52 billion dollars on Jurassic World, so maybe they can help you
get her a better ring.
I wonder if that includes all the money they made with their product placement.
That's right folks!
This film is laced with ads.
Let's take a look at some of them now shall we?
Nice Beets.
Airfare sponsored by American Airline.
Nice Converse kids.
No matter how tough your day is, staying at a Hilton hotel will end your day right.
And let's not forget the mini mall with the Brookstone, Jimmy Buffet Ville.Jurassic Tennis.
Ok, so maybe that on is not an advertisement.
But it is an Easter egg from the very first movie.
Then we got Pandora Jewelers...
Claire: Verizon Wireless.
Crazy Nate: Starbucks, Dave and Busters,
Lowery: Pepsi-saurus.
Crazy Nate: Samsung, Jamba juice...
Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy Fallon
Crazy Nate: Ben and Jerry's, Kawasaki...
Lowery: Tostidodone.
Crazy Nate: Triumph...
Hey, here's a drinking game for you.
Every time you see a Mercedes logo, take a drink of your Pepsi-saurus.
Dasani water, and coke.
Ahhh, that's refreshing.
So in all fairness, Jimmy Fallon actually does the video recordings for the tours at
Universal Studios, so I can see this, not so much for being an Ad, but more like a real
life scenario if this theme park actually exist.
Now Winston steakhouse was there in memory of Stan Winston, who brought all the dinosaurs
to life in all 3 of the previous films.
Unfortunately he passed away in 2008.
Claire: That doesn't mean asset development is falling behind.
Crazy Nate: Claire is very dedicated to looking out for the companies assets.
Well apparently Jim from Verizon Wireless also likes looking at her assets.
Watch where his eyes go.
Just a fluke right?
And there he goes again.
For those of you that are new to the Jurassic Park franchise.
Let me tell you that this is the 4th installment and Dr Wu was in the very first movie that
they made.
But this movie makes you have to stop and question his loyalty.
And if he is loyal, the next question would be to who's pockets?
There's Mr. DNA from the original movie.
Did you notice the memorial to John Hammond the founder of Jurassic Park.
There he is in the background.
Now let's take a look at the new dinosaur.
There's a great idea.
How about everybody leaves the helicopter while it's still running.
That's right, there is nobody in the helicopter.
It's a good thing none of the glass is broken.
Wait, it is broken.
Nope, just kidding, not broken.
Ok, seriously it's broken.
Claire: We have the best structural engineers in the world.
Masrani: Yeah, so did Hammond.
Crazy Nate: In the background you can see Jack Horner.
He's the technical advisor on all Jurassic Park movies giving out hi fives.
Aren't you glad this guy gets eaten?
But let's look at his wardrobe a little bit closer.
The knife is in the small of his back right?
And now, it's on his side.
This scene wasn't in a studio, this actually in a zoo in Hawaii.
So if you remember from the first movie, they get the dino DNA from mosquitoes that bit
a dinosaur and then got stuck in tree sap.
So how did they find DNA for a dinosaur that lives in the ocean?
I didn't realize mosquitoes can swim.
Kid: That doesn't look very scary.
More like a 6 foot turkey.
Crazy Nate: Here's a conspiracy theory for you to chew on.
Remember that little kid from the first Jurassic Park movie that didn't think very highly of
raptors, then Dr. Grant scared some respect into him.
Dr. Grant: Here, here, or maybe across the belly, spilling your insteines.
The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you.
So you know, try to show a little respect.
Kid: ok.
Crazy Nate: Well that was about 20 years ago, and maybe just maybe that kid grew up and
became Owen.
Owen: Don't ever turn your back to the cage.
Crazy Nate: Why do you think all he preaches is showing the animals respect.
Claire: You might want to change your shirt, they're very sensitive to smell.
Crazy Nate: Did you notice he actually changed his shirt?
Do you think it's a coincidence that Director Colin Trevorrow made one of the new dinosaurs
east a shark?
Or, was he symbolizing that his movie was better than Jaws, an iconic movie that Steven
Spielberg is well known for.
Martin: You're going to need a bigger boat.
Crazy Nate: Did you see the Easter egg in the control room?
"God Created Dinosaurs".
That's the book that Malcolm wrote sitting on the desk.
It can also be seen being read by the assistant on the train ride to the park.
Here's an Easter egg.
how are two drops of blood an Easter egg you ask?
Well if you watch the first Jurassic Park you will remember Malcolm explaining his Chaos
Theory with two drops of water, and that they will never take the same path twice.
The gyro-sphere can't actually roll around like a hamster wheel, it rides on a track,
and it's guided by a guy with a remote control.
and here you can see that track.
Oops...
So this glass is so tough it can stop a 50 caliber bullet, but it can't stop our new
dino from popping it like a tin can.
However, later on that same claw doesn't even have enough strength to break Grey's fanny
pouch.
That's quality Fabric.
Notice he makes the hole right in front of the kids, and now watch when he goes to bite
down, the hole is gone.
That's some tough glass.
Oh, and that's not all.
They are facing the dino when she bites down.
But when they fall out, they are facing the opposite direction.
Besides the fact that Grey's hair changes several times in this scene, look how clean
his park pass is, now his entire arm is muddy.
This is the only scene with a real robotic dinosaur, everything else was CGI.
Makes you wonder if this was another symbolic gesture by Director Collins that he thinks
robotics are dead.
But if you want real world screams, the best way to get it is with a real live 9,000 pound
hydraulic monster that's trying to eat your face off.
So long animatronics, I guess we'll only see you in the rides.
By the way, was I the only one that thought about little foot and the land before time
when I was watching this scene?
Ahhh, let's go down memory lane.
Right after this short commercial break.
Claire: Let me see you again.
Car Announcer: Where others see a storm, he see's the perfect wave.
When some give up, he finds another gear.
Where others are facing obstacles, she finds a way through.
Where some take the beaten track, she leads the life less ordinary.
When others reach the end of the road he starts.
Where others see a legendary off-roader we see a new generation, the new Mercedes Benz
SUV.
Crazy Nate: That's supposed to be the iconic banner that fell when our superstar roared
in the first movie.
Zack: Still have those matches?
Crazy Nate: Great, let's burn it...
Yet another subtle way maybe that Collins is implying his movie is better by burning
the old way's of Jurassic Park.
Yep, same headset that Timmy played with.
Timmy: BOO!
Gray: Wow, it works.
Crazy Nate: That's not just any Jeep.
Gray: I thought you failed your driving test?
Crazy Nate: That's the same movie that the one and only John Hammond rode in.
Take note of this.
Mr Raptor master leans the gun up against the jeep, then Dino Jerk comes smashing against
the side of the Jeep, however the gun never even fell over.
Did you catch when all the flying creeps were eating all the people.
All's this guy cared about was his Margaritas.
But let's slow it down a little bit closer.
That's not just any guy, that's Jimmy F+Buffet himself.
Margarita ville.
And the bravest actor award should go to Zara.
The scene where she got eaten alive was really her getting thrown up in the air then getting
dropped back down, then dunked into a fish tank a bunch of times.
She did all her own stunts.
Well at least Collin didn't jack Spielberg humorous "Objects in mirror are closer than
they appear".
But he did put in the disappearing raptors.
Yep, just like in the first movie, watch this raptor gets slammed into the tree so hard
he disappears.
True story.
Owen: You'll last two minutes in there.
Less in those ridiculous shoes.
Crazy Nate: Claire probably deserves the world record for the fastest runner in high heels
right?
That's how it is huh?
Owen: That's how it is huh?
Crazy Nate: Here, Owen sets down the gun, now he is holding it again, and later he sets
it back down.
In Jurassic Park 3, they made the spinosaurs the star dinosaur.
And that didn't sit too well with the T-Rex.
Even though there is no spinosaurus in this film.
There is a skeleton of one near the front, and when the T-rex comes to save the day she
smashes right through it, showing that she's the only real dino star.
Also that's the same T-rex from the original movie, you can see old battle scars from her
grand finale in Jurassic Park against the raptor.
Alright, this one's for you I'm giving away this poster to any lucky viewer.
All's you have to do is enter your twitter name in the comments below, and then tweet
this video, and make sure you include @ImCrazyNate and #pickme, and I will randomly pick one
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If you made it this far I know you enjoyed the ride.
If you haven't watched all 4 of the Jurassic Park movies, do yourself a favor, and go out
and get the Jurassic Park Collection today.
The blue ray is packed with behind the scenes and even more facts and secrets than I showed
you here today.
Thank you for being my friend, and here's a free smile, now pass it on.
And remember.
Karen: If something chases you...
Claire: RUN!