- Good afternoon, ladies.
(Raineesha laughs)
Welcome, welcome to the single lamoms class.
I call it that.
Of course it's Lamaze method.
How's everyone doing today?
- Hey Guy, how you doing? - How are you?
- Good to see you.
- It's so good to see you.
- I'm Trudy. - Hi Trudy.
Yeah, you didn't look too familiar to me.
- I'm new. - I see some familiar faces
and a couple of virgins.
(Raineesha laughs) - I'm not a virgin.
- What are you virgins doing here?
- I'm not a virgin.
I had sex to have a baby.
- Oh no, no, I know that.
No, I mean virgin to the class.
- Oh, I'm new to the class.
So happy you're here, Trudy.
- Me too.
- I'm Guy. - Hi Guy.
- Welcome.
My name is Guy Gerricault.
I'll spell that for you
because it is not the common spelling.
Although it does have a bit of a French pronunciation.
Guy Gerricault.
Why Lamaze, is it about breathing?
I think I know something about it.
But it's more than that.
It's to help provide you with confidence
about giving birth to a child, to help you feel relaxed.
It's through movement, breathing techniques,
massage, and positive emotional support.
And you're gonna need that
because your vagina will be ripped in half.
Thank you, Matthew.
All right, let's shake it out.
We're gonna do a little Kegeling.
I know some of you know what Kegeling is.
For those of you that don't,
it's contracting your vaginal muscles.
And I think you've probably done it
and haven't even been aware.
But just flex 'em to a little Axel F.
(dynamic music)
All right, I want you to feel that music.
You wanna feel it down south.
And Kegel, Kegel, Kegel, Keeg it.
Nice, I'm gonna come around and check you out.
Looking good, green bean.
Looking good, looking good.
I wanna see some movement in those pants.
Nice, nice, nice.
Work up a sweat.
Mm-hm, you feeling it?
Digging in, digging in.
Imagine you're picking up change.
Here we go.
- [Trudy] Guy? - Yes Trudy?
- [Trudy] I feel like I'm only doing it in my (beep).
Can you check?
- All right.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, less buttocks, more cervix.
- Okay.
- Why Lamaze, you ask?
Well, why not Lamaze, I ask?
It's what I do, I can't help it.
I love women, I love babies.
So welcome.
This is our little safe place.
This is our womb, our dojo.
No one is allowed in, except of course, a cameraman today.
I'm more than just a Lamaze teacher,
I teach about child care as well.
And it's interesting,
but not a lot of people have experience holding babies.
So I like to go through the...
Who's my favorite girl? (Trudy laughs)
Get up here.
- Let me help you.
- All right, you're gonna mind his little fontanelle.
Got 'im right there, there you go.
- Oh my god!
(Trudy screaming)
Oh my god, oh my god!
- You gotta get the body too.
(Trudy screaming) All right.
These are expensive models and uh...
- Oh my god, I'm so sorry. - Don't worry about it.
It's... (Trudy crying)
- Oh hey, Guy.
- Hey Trudy.
- Looks like I'm early.
- You are a little bit.
Oh good, you can help me out.
- Yeah, I'd love to. - That's great.
Could you, I would really appreciate it actually,
if you could just grab my balls.
I wanted to do a little ball work in class today.
I have them in the back.
While I can maybe get the baby set up.
- Oh, go in the back and get your ball, the birthing balls.
- The birth balls. - Okay, sure, sure.
- You look great.
You got a nice glow about you. - I do?
- Yeah, you do.
- Thanks.
You wanna feel?
- Well, I never say no to that.
- He's kicking. - Is he?
- Yeah, feel.
- Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- It's actually lower, he's lower.
- Hi ladies. - Here.
It's really low.
For some reason he's kicking really low today.
It's almost, yeah.
- Like he's actually moving his way through your...
- You feel that?
- I do feel that
- My milk hasn't dropped yet.
I don't know, is it, can you?
If there's, is there a massage you can do
to get them to drop?
- There is, there's like a, there's a certain,
just, just on top, a little.
Just you can go into the chest.
And actually what's really good is to turn around
and get the bulb of the breasts.
- Yeah, the bulbs.
Just like, just, just, just kind of a circular motion.
- Right. - That's good right there.
And then just with the thumbs.
- Right. - Just like that.
And it just, it helps circulate,
and it helps generate more milk.
- Right, I'm circulating.
I'm definitely circulating. - Yeah.
Good, good.
All right, well let's uh...
I don't hear any breathing.
I wanna hear some breathing
when you guys are coming into class.
All right?
Let's get to work. - Woo!
- How's everyone's vagina today?
Feeling good? - Great.
- Feels great. - Good.
- That rubbing you did on them last week was really great.
(Guy laughs)
- Let's turn.
A lot of people think sex is wrong, they're ashamed of it.
It's nothing to be ashamed about.
Nothing to be ashamed about at all.
It's nature, it's beautiful.
God created 69.
You know, whales 69.
And people laugh at that, but it's true.
They do.
It's in nature.
If it's in nature, it's beautiful.
(beep)
And don't be afraid of the buttocks.
- Oh I'm not afraid of it.
- Do not be afraid of the top of the buttocks.
- You feel that?
I'm already, I'm sort of up your anus a little bit.
- Just a little bit, that's okay, that's okay.
- Let me ask you a question. - A lot of nerve endings.
- You eat the dark piece of meat off the chicken?
- Raineesha, you're embarrassing me.
(both laughing) I'm so sorry.
- You know what I'm in the middle of right now,
a saucy sandwich.
And I like it, I don't wanna go anywhere.
(Trudy gasps) What's wrong?
- Oh my god.
I think my water just broke.
- Whoa!
- Trudy, did you water break? - Oh my god!
- Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
- Can we please relax?
- Oh, wait, hold on a second.
Someone left a Mountain Dew here.
It's not, it wasn't my water.