oh nothing
oh hey babe it's just you look i'm
testing out my new life hack you know
how i always come home and my hands are
full so i can't
unlock the door now i don't even have to
set anything down because my key is on
my face check it out
a little tricky i almost got it though
okay so you know i always forget to
water our plants because of my whole
severe childhood brain injury yeah yeah
well now i don't have to remember
because check this out i put the plants
in the sink with the water always
running
and that way you're wasting water
they're not even real break going babe
now they're gonna die
do you know how such a pain in the ass
to come all the way over here just to
turn a light on well that's why i
invented this check it out i call it the
electricity
toggle huh that's a light switch
electricity toggle
it came with the house drew are you
playing runescape
no i
forgot my password oh that was close i
almost had it that time
almost at that time
hey babe uh you know i'm always spilling
coffee on myself yeah i'm always
cleaning you up
yeah well now you don't have to check it
out
no stains i guess my prized life hack is
now obsolete
see look i attached the tape measure to
the toaster
so we'd always know how long the toaster
is ever since i was 12 you just point
your camera at something that tells you
how long it is
kind of makes me regret how much money i
spent on tape measures so close babe i
can feel it
we've been here for like an hour can you
just use your hands
fine you know you have no respect for my
life hacks
it's the wrong key oh my god babe wait
babe if you leave then how did we get
all those other shots
yeah true yeah that's what i thought hey
i'm gonna go through the window
hey guy welcome back to no
today we're gonna be talking about life
hacks it's been a while since i've
attempted to tackle these online
monstrosities it's been about nine
months actually and the main reason for
the long break was simply
with all the dumbass life hacks i've
seen in my life i thought i had simply
seen the worst of the worst i thought i
had seen it all and there's no way that
i could ever see
anything worse and then i saw
this
no stop that you stubbed that right now
young man
nobody asked for this this is stupid who
thought this would be a good idea
no no what the [ __ ]
just crack that egg normally and that's
when i knew it was time for me to come
out of retirement as the unofficial
youtube lifehack narc
and crack down on this [ __ ] the same
way that this guy cracked an egg
all over his hands it's time to stop
making life hacks please for the love of
god i'm begging you but first
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it's a app now back to what i was doing
okay
yeah i don't think that actually
happened i'm gonna say no
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crazy is the exact right word for that
because that's probably
the stupidest thing i've ever seen in my
life this one's actually pretty cool you
can take any regular bottle at all and
turn it into a squeeze bottle which
makes squeezing out things like mustard
super convenient so first things first
you want to take your mustard and go
ahead and squeeze it all
out wait a minute
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perfect circle it looks like [ __ ]
yeah i'm not even gonna watch this one
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damn it kids you left your toys all over
the place now i have to
individually pick them up one by one
wait a second
i have a snow shovel now i can scoop
them up in larger quantities
don't let this happen all right look
very carefully
at this and make sure this doesn't
happen okay if you set your valuables
out in the open on your towel and then
walk away within three seconds someone's
gonna come up and steal them
don't let this happen guys here's what
you should do first things first you're
gonna need a diaper
wait what then you put chocolate in the
diaper it will melt
looks like poo poo and then no one's
going to want to steal that
because it looks like a poopy diaper you
know as ridiculous as that
is that might actually be the most
helpful life hack we've watched so far
i love this i love this so much i love
it
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what is it with life hack channels and
eggs like they seem
so obsessed with repurposing eggs in as
many ways as possible
just use it as an egg oh now it's a
strawberry
okay so this life hack is if you plant
seeds and then water them and nourish
them in the way that you would with
seeds
it will grow into the thing that the
seed came from that's not a life hack
that's just
science this channel just discovered
plants this whole video is them just
planting different fruits
and saying how if you put them in soil
and water them
and leave them in sunlight for a couple
weeks they'll grow into
something this video would have been
really helpful like 800 years ago
not so much now one of my favorite
things about life hack instagram
accounts are how
aggressive the captions are try this now
don't let this happen you need to do
these fine you don't have to yell at me
i'll try this let's see what it is
all right hole in the pants what's next
what's the solution here
staple okay you're gonna stable the
pants and
that is it that's the whole life hack if
you're like me you are probably
expecting something else but the whole
life hack is that
you just staple your pants together
never would have thought of that one
myself all right now i don't know what
this one is
but it's from five minute crafts so we
know it's going to be quick and easy
and it has something to do with this
barbie so just keep that in mind five
minute crafts this is going to be very
simple
and easy and you'll be able to do it
yourself okay so
put the hair oh oh that seems like it's
gonna take a while
i don't know you're just doing one by
one oh never mind they're done okay
they're done
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how did the ring even get that dirty in
the first place
i assume he just bought it what was he
doing with
it hi here is all of the money i have in
exchange for one piece of jewelry
because that's just tradition for some
reason i'm gonna take this home
and take really good care of it thank
you and then he gets home and like
leaves it in ketchup for two months how
how did this happen any kids out there
watching i'm gonna need to respectfully
ask you guys to look away from the
screen at this point
as the following hacks are only for
adults
wait a minute what hey guys boobs
boobs get those boobs away from me
and she looks like so apologetic at the
end oh sorry about my boobs guys
but there's a solution if you do all
this [ __ ]
then you can hide your boobs and your
friends will accept you for who you are
finally
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okay i can't even pay attention to
what's happening because this song is so
awful trying to put your cutting board
down but your
other cutting board is in the way open a
drawer dumbass now this is actually a
pretty cool drawer life hack where
they're they're teaching you how to
add a secret compartment within a drawer
so you can hide stuff under it but as
much as this looks like a perfect way to
hide weed from your parents
do not hide drugs hide a surprise gift
hide a secret project
hide your feelings don't hide drugs this
is
nuts man i want to watch this video so
bad and figure out how to make that
orange popsicle but i have to respect
the rules of no nut november and save
this for december 1st
ah finally these should be good these
are the best life hacks
what the [ __ ] slow down what is
happening right now
here's a good one i think we've all been
in this situation before um everyone has
a tendency to put on some pounds from
time to time and you go to put on some
pants that you've had for a while and
they don't fit anymore but not to worry
five-minute crafts has the solution you
spray a bunch of water on your pants and
and now you'll
be able to get them on sure your pants
are now soaking wet right in the crotch
area
but at least you're wearing them i
imagine this woman has been like
struggling with her pants for a while
and because of it she's running late for
work
and then she gets to work with wet pants
employees
listen up all right this company made
way too much money this past quarter now
if anybody has any ideas on how we can
get that number
down i'm all ears all right i actually
propose
so sorry i'm late guys i ran into a
little bit of an issue this morning not
to worry though
it has been resolved everything okay
your pants are soaking wet
yeah they are
well guys that's gonna do it for today's
video thank you so much for watching it
um i forgot to film an outro before
getting a haircut
so kind of a big continuity error there
anyway i've got a ton of work to do so
i'm gonna
i'm gonna get back to doing the doing
work
and being productive so um i will see
you guys in the next video remember to
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