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So I know the way this is set up. I am a little crowded because we have a gigantic
humungous pizza right here
From none other than the Little Caesars though
I guess as we call them now the big Caesars because this is a big pizza as a matter of fact
It's not just a big pizza or a gargantuan or a colossal pizza for that matter
It's an extra most bestest pizza and this isn't just any
Extra most bestest pizza because they're kicking it up a notch. Ladies and gentlemen, this is their $9 5
meat pizza
six meat pizza is just too much or our
Miniscule little brains can't even process six meats and four is too little so five is the perfect number for nine bucks
This is a meat lovers pizza. I don't mind the meat lovers Pizzas I think that can be pretty good sometimes
On it
Comes with pepperoni we all love the pepperoni bacon
Sausage ham and beef. So a five meat trio a five meat medley a meatlovers pizza, whatever
However, you would like to address it. You can just call it quote the thing unquote. That's the approach you'd like to take
But anyway, it's extra most bestest, you know, hot and ready you can just get it in and out carryout
$9 and this was this Little Caesars was they were hustling. I'll tell you that it was packed! I think they had some computer issues.
They were just you know
Trying to get everyone in and out there were so many people but we got the goods and that's what's most important!
Okay
this is why I'm kind of a little further back than usual because it is a huge pizza and
It needs that space. So there you can see it, right? It's like a meatlovers pizza
I think you can certainly see the topping distribution is pretty thorough, you know
You can see it there and there's my head. I guess it's It's bigger than my head. So theoretically I can
Maybe wrap it around my head maybe not twice, but perhaps close to it. It's a large pizza, you can see the pepperoni on there
I can definitely see the sausage. Umm
I suppose some of the bacon
I see the bacon we got visual on the ham and I believe, yup I see the beef in there, too.
So we're getting we're getting what we asked for and what I'm hoping for it to be
Anyways, I just hope it's gonna be like a somewhat tasty, you know fatty meat lovers Pizza
anyway
let me
Now turn it this way. This is the one thing about these pizza boxes. They make them so big
Let's grab a slice, right?
Here this looks good. Looks like a
greasy
pizza slice
There's a good view of it. I think you can see what it looks like
I tried to show you what the whole pizza looked like and we're just gonna taste it. Try it
I'll let you know what it tastes like how good or bad it is and we'll go from there
So it's seen nine dollar five meat pizza from Little Caesars newly released
We're trying it out. It's going in
You can see some of the pizza sauce there
Perhaps I don't know how well this is gonna show up. I'll try anyway, you can see how incredibly greasy
It is maybe it'll show up maybe not we'll see but if it if it doesn't tell I'll say it again it is incredibly greasy
And
With that as I imagine one may accurately speculate very high calorie content as well
Which you know, it says to be expected
Let me get some water
So a guy walked into a Little Caesars, right?
It's around around dinnertime
Maybe a little late in the day, you know, it's dinner hour
Who knows maybe he's out of school out of work, whatever. We don't really know the person's background. But he goes into a Little Caesars
and it's kind of crowded in there, but he's able to get served and
the employee that works at the Little Caesars
Says to him, "What would you like to order?"
So he goes and he's looking at the menu and he sees a poster on the wall
they're advertising this nine dollar five meat pizza
He looks and he says all right. I'm gonna I'll get that one. You know, it looks pretty good. So
he gets it and
money changes hands, he pays for it. He waits a couple minutes and then they bring it out
He gets the pizza and he walks out of the Little Caesars and
Then he eats the pizza!
Now some of you also might be wondering what does this pizza tastes like?
This pizza itself is advertised, of course as a meatlovers pizza.
It's got a lot of the meats on it, you know, it says as you saw it's very greasy very oily
How good is it though?
Because you see pizzas that they might have so much stuff on them, right? It looks like it's got so many toppings
But if all those toppings are low quality, they're bland they don't really taste like anything
It could have a ton of everything and it could just be flavorless matter just taking up space.
Is it that though or is it something else? Well, you have to remember this one thing when it comes to anything from Little Caesars ...
That's a plane!
Little Caesars does not advertise themselves
to be the highest-quality pizza place in the world
They do not say that they our gourmet pizza place
What they advertise with their gimmick is they say we might have some of the best pizza at the nation's best price
Like to say well we're an economy pizza place that sells some pizza that pretty much anyone can afford and yeah
It's not going to be the best pizza you've ever had in your life
But it's not something that you're gonna be gagging on either. Hopefully, no guarantees there, but hopefully.
So as a result, you cannot expect like premium
restaurant-grade pizza, it's not like something that you know, Gordon Ramsay whipped up or anything like that. So
This pizza is gonna be very greasy. Very fatty,
Very salty because all of these meats they kind of just blend into this one
amalgamation of all of them
Well, you know a lot of them
They're all they all have this saltiness and this greasiness and the oil from it all just blends together
It's like it has little different Lakes
all right, you know this is the grease from the bacon and this here is is lake beef grease and right here is just
The grease from the possible cheese, and I don't know what that is over there. We'll just pretend that one doesn't exist
It's not like that it all mixes together into this one
Greasy pizza, and you know again the saltiness and some of the little spiciness or maybe the pepperoni kind of blends in there, too
But you cannot really pinpoint each and every meat just the really fatty greasy pizza that blends it all together?
It could definitely taste the meat but it's just a really greasy pizza
The one thing that I do like about it, though is their sauce
Now I've had a love-hate relationship with their sauce over the years. But this time it does a really good job!
They have a robust tomato sauce. It's it's certainly like the pizza hutt sauce
I like because it's little sweeter and mellower but this isn't toned down in any way. It's very robust. Very "tomatoey".
You could definitely taste it and I think the way that it's there and it cuts through that grease. It's a really good addition.
This isn't the type of pizza that I would order light on the sauce or anything
Make sure you get the sauce there
If anything I would even perhaps recommend maybe getting some of the sauce for the crazy bread and just dipping the pizza in there.
That's if you want even more sauce, but I think if you get it with standard sauce, you'll enjoy it.
I think it'll be a
very good addition to this pizza because it does it a lot of justice and kind of breaks that monotony or otherwise
It'd just be too greasy and fatty and you know, it had build on like that. Okay, price-wise
We know that it's edible now. We know that it's at least somewhat enjoyable. It's not bad certainly
Not the best thing we have ever had either, but it's not bad.
We know that it's maybe a little step above average perhaps for what what it is that we're considering here. So that said
You know price-wise...$9. Nine dollars isn't necessarily a good deal for this.
It's more of an average price. All things considered; however, Out of 10 I'm going to be giving this a 7.7 out of 10.
7.7 because I think for the price we're certainly getting your fill of toppings. Not the highest quality though. It certainly is edible and
You know if it's something that you're interested from so you go to Little Caesars all the time. You're thinking about it
Maybe want a meatlovers pizza from there
Well now they have it I'd say it's something that if you're interested in it
Give it a try at least once and see how you feel
Well, I guess now you know how I feel about it. That's all that I have for you
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host TheReportOfTheWeek. Today. We tried out the
$9 5 meat pizza from Little Caesars a new release. Hope you enjoyed this video
I hope you have a great weekend or the beginning of your week whenever I get this up until then. Take care
And I'll see you soon!