But right now, we are going to watch two of America's hunks
compete to see who is the smartest with another edition
of Hubba Hubba Quiz Quiz.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right.
Let's bring out our contestants.
We have returning hunk, Matt, and our newest hunk, Zachary.
Hi.
Welcome back.
Hi, Zachary.
Hi.
How are you?
How
Good.
Are you ready to compete?
I'm trying.
I'm going to try.
OK.
Try really hard because, you know, he's the winner.
Yeah.
All right.
Matt, we're going to start with you.
Ready?
I'm ready.
OK.
It's 2018.
What's two plus zero plus one plus eight?
11.
That is right.
[DING]
Yes.
Great.
All right.
Zachary, there are 30 days in January, right?
No.
Good.
How many?
31?
That's right, Zachary.
Good!
Yeah.
I almost got you.
I almost tricked you.
Almost.
Good.
See?
Matt, as you know, I'm a member of the Royal Family.
Who did Prince Harry recently get engaged to?
Monica Jackson?
No, he broke up with her.
[BUZZ]
And he is now going to marry Meghan Markle.
Yeah, yeah.
That was really close.
OK.
Now that he gave you the answer, all you have to do
is spell "Meghan Markle."
M- E- G- A-N Markle?
M- A- R- R- C- A-L?
Markle?
OK.
[BUZZ]
No, the Meghan has an H in it.
Meghan is an H. And then you added some extra Rs in Markle.
And there's Ks instead of Cs.
OK?
And then the L-E instead of E-L. But, so close.
All right, Matt is in the lead.
Hypothetically, if you were a professional dancer,
you'd end each night with a lot of dollar bills.
What word's written in large font
across the back of a one-dollar bill?
"One dollar bill?"
One.
Yeah.
So close.
[BUZZ]
So very close.
It was a good guess.
This is tricky.
It's a little-known fact that the Declaration of Independence
was actually signed August 2, 1776, not July 4.
Name three people who signed the Declaration of Independence.
Thomas Edison?
I said it was tricky.
Let's hear the other two.
It's a good start.
I'm trying to think of the guy with the glasses.
No idea.
Jack.
Thomas Jackson.
Yeah.
When you were thinking of the guy with the glasses,
were you thinking of Benjamin Franklin?
Yes.
Yeah, no.
Oh.
Yeah.
No, he is, actually, one of them.
But when you said, Thomas Jackson--
do you know anybody?
Do you know any of them?
John Hancock?
Yes.
George Washington?
No.
No?
But that was good.
I got-- that first one's good.
And then John Adams.
And then Thomas Jefferson and Samuel Adams,
you know, who has the beer.
I was thinking about the glasses.
Yeah, you were thinking of the glasses.
Yeah.
But that was Benjamin.
You were right with that.
I'm not sure who to give that point to.
All right.
Nobody.
Justin Timberlake just announced a new album
called Man of the Woods.
What boy band was Justin in?
NSYNC.
Yeah.
Duh.
Yeah, right.
D.J. Khaled signed a deal to be Weight Watchers'
new social media ambassador.
The word "weight" is a homophobe.
What is a homophobe?
Somebody that doesn't like gay people?
Oh, I said "homophobe," didn't I?
So, was that right?
[BUZZ]
Was I right?
It's been a while, right?
Come over here.
I'm going to stand [INAUDIBLE].
She's been getting us too much.
Yeah, you ask the questions now, because--
I don't know.
"Homophone" is what--
I've never heard of "homophone" before.
I always heard "homonym."
And we had this whole discussion this morning,
and I was, like, well, I'll ask the question about a homophone.
And then-- Oh, god.
No, you were right with homophobe.
That is someone who is--
Homophone.
Have you heard of that?
Do you know what that is?
I don't know what homophone is.
Yeah.
A homophone is what a homonym is-- what
I learned when I was a kid.
And it's two or more words that sound the same
but mean different things, like "weight" spelled, you know,
W- E- I- G- H- T and "wait," W- A-I- T. Yeah.
Anyway.
Deduct a point-- deduct a point from me, please.
This New Year's Eve was the coldest one in decades.
What is the freezing point of water?
32 degrees?
That is right, Matt.
All right, Zachary.
The iPhone X came out a few months ago.
What letter comes before X in the alphabet?
You have three seconds.
I kept saying-- I just wanted to say Y, but I--
Yeah.
I was wrong.
That would be after the-- yeah.
Yeah.
W. All right.
Matt, Coachella announced The Weeknd, Beyoncé,
and Eminem are their headliners this year.
Coachella is held in Indio, California.
The festival started in 1999.
Last year's headliners were Radiohead,
Lady Gaga, Kendrick Lamar.
Who's headlining Coachella this year?
Beyoncé and Radiohead.
No.
See, it was in the beginning right?
And then you were paying attention to the middle part.
Yeah, The Weeknd, Beyoncé, and Eminem.
Yeah.
[BUZZ]
All right.
That was really loud, that buzzer.
That was a long sentence.
Yeah.
Zachary, it's cold this winter.
There's snowfall in Tallahassee, Florida,
for the first time since 1989.
What musician released an album called 1989?
What?
Don't try to flex your muscles when you're thinking.
What?
I can't-- I have no idea.
The Killers.
Matt, do you know?
Taylor Swift.
That's right, Matt.
I'm terrible at the--
Yeah.
That's all right.
[BELLS RINGING]
You won again!
You're the reigning champion.
For winning, you're each getting a year's supply
of mesh tank tops.
Yes!
All right.
Oh, my god.
Yep.
Oh, I picked a pink one, too.
Nobody goes home empty-handed.
You're both get a pocket thesaurus.
All right.
Leave your gifts on the podiums and give all these people
a dance, please.