- Things have really taken a turn.
Any children watching, you're gonna wanna
leave the room now or at a later date,
bring this up with a therapist.
- [Girl] The Community Show, a show for you, by you.
Literally!
A show not featuring Donald Glover.
- Hello!
And welcome to the very first Community Show.
I'm Molly, and I'm your host.
But, obviously.
Feel free to think of me more as a best friend or--
Too much?
Pull it together, Mitchell.
You know what?
Just think of us as a team.
So what are we teaming up on?
And what the heck is The Community Show?
The Community Show is a show for you, by you, literally.
Me, I'm here to answer your questions,
work through the tough stuff, maybe even get
you talking to that crush you've been dreaming about.
The biggest thing I've been hearing from all of you is
"Hey, we watched you tell my story, and
"does it have an ending?"
Well hot damn!
Fair enough.
My momma didn't raise no gossip.
So for this one, we're going straight to the source.
Put your hands together and join me in welcoming
our very special guest, the O.G. Tell My Story stud himself,
that's right, it's Andrew from Episode Two!
Of Season Two!
Of Tell My Story.
(clapping) Thank you for joining us!
Please, oh, if you will.
As you know, The Community Show is a show based on
essentially what people in the community want
and seeing as that your video just passed a million views,
you are what the people want!
(timer sounds) - That's crazy.
- How do you feel?
- I mean, that's wild.
I never thought, like when I did it,
I didn't really think "Oh, a million people are gonna
"watch this, a million people are gonna care what my
"dating habits are," but that was awesome.
Oh man.
- What were you thinking when you were like I'm gonna
have a date on camera.
- Well the whole blind date thing scares you
at the beginning.
I mean, without cameras.
Then you add cameras to it because I haven't had
really serious girlfriend in a way.
Like I've had some, uh,
throwing my off here.
(Laughs)
- I mean, you can say hi.
You weren't allowed to say hi the first time, so.
Just because most people, as you know,
haven't been through this experience,
can you just kinda walk us through, what is it like?
- Me and Andrew had very strict times
of when we had to get there,
so there was no way we'd run into each other.
Andrew pretty much had to look at his shoes the whole time
and walk to the chair somehow.
- I didn't even know what color hair she had, alright?
I didn't!
You see me do the feel thing,
like I got my walk.
- [Molly] A lot of people were reacting to the breadwinner,
who's bringing home the bacon.
- Yeah.
- Decision?
- As far as the breadwinner thing, that's not how I feel.
You left me no options!
Like, pick one or the other.
So I'm like, uh, well I don't want to wait forever,
I was like let me just go with the common thing,
male, OK, fine.
And then, I find out that she can say both,
which is what I wanted to say, so now I'm the a-hole,
'cause I really truly believe if I look at my parents,
my own house, they both are a team.
- And then, for you, obviously the topic of education
was sort of, lit the comment section on fire.
- I wasn't saying that if you don't have an education,
you're not intelligent.
Just for me, personally, it's just what I had grown up with.
But I definitely understand that.
You know, depending on your profession or what you want
to do in the future, everyone knows
what they need to do best to reach their end goals
and I think it's totally acceptable.
- [Molly] Did it work out?
- I mean, at least with that.
- I mean she's--
- Is there a hope?
- I said yes.
- I'm getting a lot of mixed signals.
- I think we're a pretty interesting pair.
- Not bad.
We did pretty good.
- Well, thank you guys both so much.
You guys were our first guests on The Community Show,
so please, leave everything on the desk on the way out
and, you know--
- Hot dog does look delicious.
- So, goodbye!
- Adios!
(laughs)
- I love love!
But enough about them, let's talk about you!
You're my favorite section of The Community Show.
Community Honor Roll!
(electronic music)
And it feels so good.
This segment goes out to the unsung heroes of our community.
To the calm, cool, collected, and caring among us.
Community anti-bullies, this goes out to you.
When trolls were trolling this great internet land,
you came forth and said
"Nay, not in my comment section, sis.
"No, no.
"Bring me your tired, your hungry, your outspoken,
"your shy guy, your try guy, even your unpopular opinion.
"Bring me your soul pancake, your real pancake,
"and gosh darn it, I'll take a savory side of avocado
"cause I'm a freak like that."
To you, we say,
Hazaa.
This week's Community Honor Roll goes out
to two pancakers whose bulicon passion was only outdone
by their bold choice of username.
Shattered Moon Shards, Roadfarts, your defensive
innate human value beyond a piece of paper or labels,
and your inclusive understanding of intelligence,
is not only very academic-sounding,
it's pretty dang cool.
And for that reason, Community Honor Roll salutes you.
Now that is what you love to see.
Which reminds me, today's big question.
What do you want to see, what do you want to talk about,
and what shows do you want us to make?
(timer sounds) Well, that's all the time
we have today.
But go on, get commenting.
C'mon, put your fingers on a keyboard.
Let us know what you want.
Okay, see this is what I'm talking about.
Yes, these are all amazing ideas.
Okay, easygoing's like I'm not trying to get fired here.
Okay, okay no, no, but yes, that one's very good!
Oh look, and you're talking to each other!
It's like you're friends.
Don't do anything fun without me!
♫ Soul Pancake
(electronic music outro)