How many of you are on spring break?
[CHEERING]
All right.
Welcome millennials?
And how many of you thought that applause was too loud
and your ears are hurting?
[LAUGHTER]
Welcome, baby boomers.
All right.
I just read an article about millennials.
It said that schools are removing old analog clocks
from classrooms because millennials can't read them.
[LAUGHTER]
What the clock?
Isn't that insane?
Since everything is digital now, that's all they know.
So if the loud applause didn't make you feel old,
enjoy that little nugget right there.
[LAUGHTER]
I always say age is just a number.
But I thought we should put our numbers
to the test in a game Baby Boomers Versus Millennials.
Julia Bianchi and Gene Janssen.
Hi.
[INAUDIBLE]
[APPLAUSE]
Hi.
Hi, Ellen.
How are you?
It's a pleasure.
Hi.
Good to meet you, Gene.
Thank you.
It's Gene.
And how do you pronounce your last name?
Janssen.
That's right.
All right.
I didn't know if you could hear me, because the baby boomer--
I mean, the millennial got here.
[INAUDIBLE]
No.
Of course not you didn't hear, cause the screaming
of the millennial.
[LAUGHING]
All right.
You stand right there.
You stand right here.
And we're going to put you to the test
and see if you know what things are.
OK?
OK.
So all right, Julia.
So first of all, I'm going to start with you.
OK.
And I'm going to ask you to tell me what this is.
An analog clock.
OK.
What time is it?
Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm going to guess like 3:00.
3:00ish.
Oh, my god.
Gene, tell her what time it is.
4:20.
Yeah.
It's 4:20.
All right.
Wow.
You said it before.
Like we don't know.
We don't know.
I know, but I didn't believe it.
All right.
Gene, what's that?
Oh.
It's your earphones.
Yeah.
Earbuds.
Earbugs.
Yeah.
Wireless.
Not bugs, but buds.
Yes.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah.
You were close.
Yeah.
It was good.
All right.
Julia.
OK.
I'm scared now.
Oh, this is a VCR player.
Oh, you do know that.
That's a VCR player.
Good.
I grew up with this.
Well, good.
What does VCR stand for?
Video.
VCR-- Video something Recording?
Mhm.
Sure.
What would be the middle word that would be important?
What would go in there?
Video Compact Recording?
[LAUGHTER]
Yep.
This is a compact machine right there.
[LAUGHTER]
When you're looking for compact that's--
This is your guy.
What does it stand for?
Cassette.
Yeah.
Video Cassette Recorder.
Cassette.
I know.
All right.
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, my gosh.
You know what that is?
Yeah, I sure do.
Yeah?
What is it?
It's a vape pen.
Oh, it is a vape pen.
Yeah.
Oh.
[LAUGHING]
Julia.
OK.
It holds CDs.
There's a word for that.
There's a name for that.
Like this itself?
Mhm.
CD cover.
[LAUGHTER]
It's a floppy disk.
Nuh-uh.
Is it really?
[LAUGHTER]
Why would I bring you out here and lie to you.
[LAUGHTER]
Floppy disk.
That's what it is.
Floppy disk.
OK.
All right.
What does it mean, Gene, when somebody is clapping back?
Now, she's laughing.
Laughing with you.
Laughing with you when they're clapping back?
Yes.
Tell him.
Laughing back, that's like--
so if you clap back, it's like, oh shoot, like dang.
Like you clapped back at that guy.
Like clap back.
I don't know.
I can't put it to words.
Well, here's the words.
It's like sarcasm.
You say something.
And then she says something insulting back to you.
And I clapped back at you.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah.
Like, oh, dang.
Like a comeback.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
Doesn't make any sense.
I know.
It doesn't.
It doesn't at all.
[LAUGHTER]
These kids today.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
Finish this lyric.
(SINGING) The love boat--
Oh gosh.
(SINGING) Sails away.
[LAUGHTER]
That's all I get?
Just love boat?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Anybody?
I can't even guess.
(SINGING) Something for everyone.
OK.
Good.
[LAUGHTER]
All right.
In millennial speak, what is a boomerang?
I don't know.
A remark.
What goes around comes around.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
It should be.
It's not.
It's like a video on a loop when you see it over and over again.
That's what a boomerang is.
So it goes back and forth.
Yeah.
On your phone.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
I'll remember that.
For playing, both of you--
you're not going to use this at all,
but it's a 55 inch TCL Roku TV.
[SHRIEKS]
Oh!
[APPLAUSE]
Oh, my goodness.
You know what a TV is?
Yes!
[LAUGHING]
Oh, my gosh!