- Where were you on the morning of today?
- [Both] Let's talk about that.
(upbeat synth music)
- Good Mythical Morning!
- And please give a very mythical welcome
from the new show "Medical Police" on Netflix.
It's Rob Corddry and Erinn Hayes.
- All right!
(clapping)
Welcome to the show guys!
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- Yeah.
- Okay so, you've worked together for quite some time.
Now which one of you is the bigger liar?
- When you tell a lie,
you make an ass out of you and me.
- That's true. - That's the saying.
- I've heard that.
- That's the saying.
- Well, that's going to happen a lot today,
because we are playing a fun game.
It's time for
The Deceptive Detective is Among Us, But Crime Never Pays.
Can We Sniff Out the Swindler with Detectives
Corddry and Hayes?
Welcome to the Deceptive Detectives zone.
- Now, we are all detectives
interrogating a suspect of a crime.
That's why we are all wearing trench coats.
But, in each round one of us will be the
Deceptive Detective, i.e. the person who
doesn't know what the actual crime is.
- You get points by ID'ing the Deceptive Detective.
Or, by fooling everyone if you are the Deceptive Detective.
- So we are each going to get a folder.
Three of us will have a crime,
the same crime written in the folder.
But one of the folders will have nothing written inside.
And that person is the Deceptive Detective.
And it is his or her job to not get found out.
- To try and figure out who the Deceptive Detective is,
we're gonna take turns questioning the suspect.
Of course the Deceptive Detective
has to ask questions without knowing the crime at all.
- So each person who correctly guesses
the Deceptive Detective gets a point.
And each incorrect guess will give the Deceptive Detective,
I can't say that word.
- Deceptive Detective.
- Deceptive Detective a point.
- In the end, the winner gets a portrait drawn of themselves
by a police sketch artist.
And you know you want that.
- I want it. - I really want that.
- I want it so bad.
I want it so bad.
- I do want that.
- Well, well, well, would you get a look at this creep.
- Whoa, hey, get me out of here.
I gotta get back to New York City
to get some pizza, bagels, and an Empire State Building.
(people laughing)
- This guy, so nuanced.
- From New York, baby.
- [Erinn] All right.
- Oh, wow.
- Well what do you have to say for yourself?
- For the record, nobody cares about that guy.
He's not even a real mayor, forget about it.
I'm walking here.
- But I think you do care about that guy.
And I'd like to know what you have against that guy.
- Well if you must know, I'm a strict vegan
and I find his line of work offensive.
(people laughing)
Please don't point out the fact that I'm holding a hot dog.
(people laughing)
It pokes a hole in my story.
Oh.
The Knicks.
(people laughing)
- Are you a registered voter?
- A registered, oh yes.
I loved stepping into that booth
and ticking one off for democracy, baby.
- No further questions.
- Is there something about what you did that,
I don't know.
Do you like it close?
- That's okay, all right, all right.
I'll go ahead and admit I was,
I did what I did for moral reasons.
But, I also love
the clean feel of a man's scalp.
(people laughing)
I find it erotically interesting.
Rob, I'm a big fan of your work.
(people laughing)
- I'm bald. - Oh.
- It's because I'm bald.
- Is it cause, oh. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Did you,
do anything in particular
with the offings?
- If you must know, I have a, kind of a side deal
with the lead singer of Smash Mouth.
I mailed him the leavings so that he could
glue them to himself, for their next tour
Of county fairs.
(people laughing)
- Harsh, harsh.
- They have more hits than you think.
Go to see Smash Mouth live.
You'll recognize like half the songs.
You'll have a great time.
- All right.
- And for the record, if I did what you're accusing me of,
I would have started with the goatee first.
Yankees.
(people laughing)
- Now, You mentioned the mayor.
Do you find, (laughs) I don't have anything in my head.
I have nothing in my head.
(people laughing)
- I know the feeling.
(people laughing)
- I could just yell out some more New York stuff
while you're thinking.
Brooklyn! - Now listen,
when you (laughs) take the A Train,
did you make him eat any food?
- Yeah, I did. (people laughing)
While I was doing it,
I served him some of his own greatest hits.
So I made that man vomit
from ingesting too much deep fried blue cheese.
- Is it, the whole industry you don't like?
Or is it this one particular guy?
- I mean he is kind of the symbol for what I hate.
So I took him down as an example
to all the other criminals out there.
I'm talking about the Grimace, Wendy,
and of course, that creepy Burger King King
that I don't know if they use anymore.
(people laughing)
- When it was all over,
what was the interaction like?
- I gave the dome a nice rub.
As I said before, I am sexually interested in
man's bare scalp.
And then, he turned to me and said,
"You know what, maybe I look better like this."
And we kissed for five minutes.
(people laughing)
- So you did do it, you are admitting to the crime.
- Oh, yeah. (people laughing)
I mean if I did. (people laughing)
Giuliani.
(people laughing) - Giuliani.
- Okay, Okay.
- Okay, last question.
Have you been in touch?
- I actually got a nice thank-you note in the mail.
(people laughing)
It was a thank-you note,
covered in Donkey Sauce. (people laughing)
Which is vegan, so I sucked that thank-you note dry,
And you know what, it was gosh darn delicious.
- [Host] Okay detectives.
It's time to make your guesses.
Who is the Deceptive Detective this round.
Please write it down.
And, let's reveal in three, two, one.
- Oh dang, you got it!
- I thought it was you Erinn. - Yes!
- Because, it's hard to ask a question
even if you know what's on the sheet, right?
(people laughing)
- I know, I got really lost.
- So that means Rob actually gets a point
for deceiving Link.
And we each get a point.
- [Host] And Rob, do you want to go bonus points here
and try and guess what the crime actually is?
- I'm doing pretty well, points wise right?
- [Erinn] No.
- I think I'm kicking ass.
- I'm mad about it.
- Yeah, I think he shaved Ronald McDonald's head
as a protest.
- Close, I shaved the living version of Ronald McDonald,
which is Guy Fieri.
(people laughing)
- Donkey Sauce.
- Yeah, I should get a point.
That's the same thing.
(people laughing)
- All right, time to find out what this scum bag did.
- I shouldn't even be here.
And I don't care if you guys do marry my mom,
I'm never calling you dad.
- Oh.
- What?
What are we up against?
(whistling)
What do you have to say for yourself?
- For the record, I'll never confess.
(people laughing) - Oh.
- She needs a speech therapist.
- What did you have to eat that evening?
- What I always have.
Number four, extra sweet and sour.
Gives me the energy I need to
make sure you never become my dad.
(people laughing)
Even if you are dating my mom.
- Your mom and I were in the back just recently.
And I just want to say, she's sweeter than a number four.
- I don't want to hear that, shut up.
- As your dad, I'd like to ask this question.
Where did you--
- I'm not calling you dad Erinn, Erinn.
- Where did you even get it?
- My friend Bodhi had it in a terrarium.
I traded him
for some Halo fan art that I drew.
- First of all, you will refer to me as Dad.
- Whatever, Rob.
- Why that particular part of the location?
- I just wanted to show it a good time.
- Thank you son.
- No problem, Rob.
- So do you have any allergies, to this thing?
You allergic to it?
- No man.
The only thing I'm allergic to
is seeing a beautiful creature
not fulfilling it's potential.
I'm also allergic to honey mustard.
That's why I get the sweet and sour.
For the record, people need to chillax.
People take service pets into restaurants
all the time.
- Do you think,
that it had fun?
- Yeah, yeah I do, I do.
- I guess I just have a bigger more moral question.
What about the children?
(people laughing)
- Hey man, kid's gotta learn about crushing power some time.
(people laughing)
- I would like to get a hold of some of that
Halo fan art.
That aside, what if it hurt itself?
- Listen, in the natural world
this thing's out there messing around
with like water buffalo.
So like, I think it's gonna okay.
So, I don't know man.
You tell me, Rob.
- What the hell did you just call me?
- You tell me, Daddy.
(people laughing)
It felt pretty good.
- Felt pretty good, - It's a start.
- I feel closer to you now. - It's a start, it's a start.
- I respect you.
- Were you ever afraid that
you would be injured?
- I mean, I'm happy
to put my safety
on the line for the greater good.
That's why I am out in the pit in Blink 182 concerts,
'cause I am there for the greater good.
To make sure the band can feel our energy.
And this is similar.
Hey, if I get hurt, if I get
thrown in the pokey for this, that's cool.
- [Host] Okay detectives.
- [Man] This is what I was put on this earth to do.
(man laughing)
- [Host] I'm gonna need you to write down
on the pad of paper in front of you
who you think the Deceptive Detective is this round.
And please reveal your answers in three, two, one.
(people laughing)
- It was the allergic thing, huh?
(people laughing)
- [Host] Okay, so, Link, now is your chance.
- Hey, you can get some points man.
You can get some points.
- [Man] Hey all right, all right.
- [Host] What crime did this young man commit?
- All right, so he traded--
- [Host] Because he demonstrated--
- Fan art for
a snake.
Just a general snake.
You just took a snake to a restaurant where
I don't know, I don't know what you did with it.
You twisted freak.
(people laughing)
What did you do with that snake at a restaurant?
- It's a tale as old as time.
I stole a python and let it loose
in the ball pit, at a McDonald's.
- Oh, the sweet and sour sauce.
(people laughing)
- [Man] You narc!
- [Host] Okay guys, it's time
for the final Sudden Death round.
In this round, you will only have
one round of questions.
- I hate this guy already.
- [Link] Look at that leather.
- Can we make this quick?
I've got babes to smooch.
(people laughing)
- So what do you have to say for yourself punk?
- Well, for the record, the people in line at the
Orange Julius didn't seem to mind.
(people laughing)
- You ever seen, "The Blue's Brothers?"
- I have.
- Have something to do with that?
- Yeah, you might say that I was taking some of that spirit.
I was on a mission from God.
To show everyone,
you know, what he made.
(people laughing)
- How did you even
enter that mall?
I'll just say it.
- Kinda ruined it for everybody else but.
(people laughing)
Well, I think that the security personnel
was trained for, well they are trained for a variety
of instances but this particular one
I do not think they were prepared for.
Especially, since I was on the back
of such a majestic creature.
- Speaking of that.
How was the chaffing?
- Honestly, everyday I apply a thick layer of talcum,
to everything.
So I'm good, baby.
- Which employees do you think you offended the most?
- Well I will tell you who I didn't offend,
The gang at Spencer's Gifts.
They've seen it all.
(people laughing)
They've seen it all.
From "Scarface" posters to
pasta shaped like a (beep).
(people laughing)
- [Host] All right detectives.
Questions are done,
it is time to write down. - Oh, that's it huh.
- [Host] who you think the Deceptive Detective is.
- Not a lot to go off of here.
- [Host] And please reveal your answers in
three, two, one.
- Erinn.
- Oh damn it.
(people laughing) Damn it.
- Wow.
- [Host] Erinn do you have any idea what the crime was?
- I think you.
I think you.
I think you like Lady Godiva'd it
into the food court at a mall.
Like you came naked on horseback into the food court.
- Yeah, that's exactly it!
(people laughing) That's exactly it!
(clapping) - Yes!
- All the points.
Give her all the points!
- How did you get all of that? - Word for word.
- You said mall.
That was part of it.
- [Host] Guys, that means that
Erinn has won the entire game.
- Damn it. (clapping)
- [Host] So she gets the police sketch
in Good Mythical More.
- I'm gonna take a victory lap.
(people laughing)
- Congratulations Erinn, wow.
- I want to say I wanted it.
- And you got it. - And I got it.
- All right, definitely check out their hilarious new show,
"Medical Police" which is streaming on Netflix, right now.
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