- Today we're playing Cuphead.
A game I don't know and we're doing it with brain freezes,
which will make it way easier, I'm sure.
(upbeat music)
(ding)
(slurping)
- We're gonna play the first run and gun level
in co-op mode.
- While drinking slushes, slush drinks, cold stuff.
- So we are going to start the level by drinking
just a ton of the slurpee to give ourselves brain freezes
and then if we take any damage, we have to take a sip
still while we're playing.
- Alright cheers it.
- Alright,
- [Together] Cheers
- Three, two, one.
(cup banging)
- Oh, ouch!
Go, go, go!
- I can't really see very well out of my right eye.
- (groans) - Okay.
- Oww, fuck! (laughing)
- What is she ...?
What are these ...
Let me jump on ... - Oh, fuck!
Oh do I shoot 'em?
- It starts to look (mumbles) - Argh.
And then it definitely (laughs) okay.
- It's getting a little better but if I-
- I feel like- no, it did not get better for me.
- Oh god. - Okay.
I got you. Oh, shit.
- I'm just in pain, that's all.
- This is not fun for me,
but the game is beautiful.
- The game is great, I'm trying to focus on that.
- Yah, get the money.
Get the money, get the money!
Watch out for this guy- oh fuck, oh I got hit!
- You're really good at drinking while shooting.
- Mhmm, mhmm.
I never stop shooting.
- We can do this, we can do this, we can do this.
- Okay, I'm almost out of my soda.
- Oh my gosh! (laughs)
- I am just gonna have to start eating ice as my penalty.
- Come on, come back, come back, come back, come back!
- What? - Come back, come back!
Come with me, come on, yeah, yeah!
Watch out, watch out!
- (laughs)
- I'm not fucking- oh (mumbles)!
- What's great about this game is that
it makes no sense.
I'm a cup, but why are we fighting flowers?
That's like two different inanimate objects. (laughs)
- If that's what's throwing you off about being unrealistic
about this game, you got a couple things wrong.
- You gotta have logic in a game, and this game has none!
- I'm dead! I'm- help!
- I'll nail this.
Come on, baby.
No, nope! How did that happen- okay.
(mumbles)
- I tried to save you.
(mournful music)
- We gotta do the grip of- jump faster!
Oh, oh! Fuck! I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
No, no. Turn, stop running. You gotta jump!
- I can't drink a ...
- Yes, you can! You don't need your hands to drink.
You're doing great, you're doing great.
You're so close!
- Ohhhhh. - You got so close to killing
the acorn maker, which is actually not the end of the game.
We were not very good with the brain freezes,
but I'm sure we can do much better without the brain freezes
so let's try one more time!
No ice.
- I do feel like a little hopped up. See, that's ...
- I feel the sugar rush. - I do feel that my hand is
shaking a little bit.
- (together) Sugar rush!
(slow) Sugar rush.
- I'm starting to feel like a human being again.
- I do feel slightly more able to do this game,
but this is just a hard game.
- Money girl! - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Fuck, no it's okay. - That hurt, really.
- We shouldn't have both gotten hurt,
that was foolish of us.
- What's that?
You like that, little sunflower man?
I say, no shit- no! No! No!
- I was looking at the wrong cuphead.
- This (laughs) whole time?
- Now that my brain's back, I'm just-
- You fucking neanderthal!
- Just normal thinking is hard.
- Oh shit, oh shit. - Ohhh, okay.
- You got hurt.
Don't get too far from me.
I have to be able to save you. I have to save you.
If you die... - Maybe,
I have to save you if you die.
- Yes, you definitely will have to save me if I die.
This is so hard. (laughs together)
Okay.
Oh what the fuck! Oh! Fuck!
We did worse.
- Now this little blue guy ...
Don't even worry about him.
Just fucking tell him to go. Tell him to go home.
- Oh, are you kidding me with that?
Did you destroy it?
- Yeah.
- (shouts) Oh! - I'm getting better.
- No, we're (mumbles) be good. - I'm getting better.
- Wait, how do I double ju- oh I didn't.
(mournful music)
- Well, so we're not gonna beat it.
We're not gonna beat it.
- Something about the brain freeze actually,
I think it just made me just run
and not care about killing everything.
- I was trying too hard without the brain freeze
and like worrying about things more,
instead of just worrying about my head hurting.
- Isn't that a metaphor for life, you know?
If you're worrying about everything,
you'll never get anything done.
- Just give yourself a brain freeze
and stop worrying. - And just barrel
your way through your tasks and hope some of it works.
- [Woman] It'd be nice to try it like with
another person, no offense.
- [Man] Yeah, I ha- yeah.