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>> Greg: TURNS OUT, DANA’S
DOGS ARE STONERS.
WHILE MIKE.
JUST LIKE HIS OWNER.
DANA’S DOGWOOD AND KEEP UP GRASS
AND ENDED UP STONE OFF HIS ASS.
HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER
HE EXCELLENTLY ATE SOME EDIBLES
MARIJUANA’S OFF THE GROUND AT
THE APARTMENT.
TERRIBLE.
AND THEN A RELATED STORY, KAT
LOST HER PURSE IN CENTRAL PARK.
DANA RUSHED PERCY TO THE BED
AFTER GETTING THIS VIDEO FROM THE DOGGY DAY CARE.
THE DOGGY DAY CARE.
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POOR KID.
ALL JOKES ASIDE, ESPECIALLY THAT
JOKE OF THE STORY ABOUT HOW THE
EDIBLE MUST HAVE COME FROM THE
PARK AND NOT THE DISGUSTING
DRUGGED AND THE DANA LIVES IN,
BUT WE CAN MAKE DOGS PRETTY
SICK.
THE ANIMAL POISON CONTROL CENTER
SAYS CALLS ABOUT EATING LEADER
UP 765% SINCE 2019.
ALTHOUGH IT’S REALLY FATAL, BUT
SAY IT CAN CAUSE SYMPTOMS LIKE
DIFFICULTY WALKING, WADDLING
WHILE SITTING STILL, SHAKING,
VOMITING, DILATED PUPILS, AND
INCOMPETENCY.
OR AS HE CALLS A COME ON MONDAY
MORNING.
DANA, WE ARE MAKING LIGHT OF
THIS BUT I FEEL TERRIBLE FOR THE
DOG BECAUSE THE DOG DOESN’T KNOW
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
>> I HAVE TO SAY THAT FOR A
MOMENT I THOUGHT MY DOG WAS
GOING TO DIE.
FOUR AND A HALF MONTHS OLD, ONLY
25 POUNDS, AND HE COULDN’T WALK
IN ALL OF THESE THINGS.
NOW THAT I KNOW THAT IT WAS
MARIJUANA, I DON’T THINK I
WOULD’VE BEEN IN A PANIC
THINKING HE WAS GOING TO DIE.
WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW IS APPARENTLY
DOGS HAVE DIFFERENT RECEPTORS IN
THEIR BRAINS SO WHEN THE
CANNABIS GOES INTO THEIR BRAIN,
IT MAKES THEM VERY CRAZY TOWN.
TWO A TO SPENT A NIGHT IN THE
HOSPITAL AND HAVE AN IV TO FLUSH
IT ALL OUT.
BUT IT WAS INTERESTING BECAUSE
AS SOON AS I POSTED ABOUT AND
SAID I WANT TO DO A SEGMENT, I
GOT SO MANY NOTES.
ONE OF THEM WAS VERY SUPPORTIVE
FROM KAT DOES HE KNOW -- IT WAS
LIKE ALL THESE MESSAGES.
HAPPENED TO MY DIET, HAPPENED TO MY COUSIN
ALSO DON’T THROW IT ON THE
GROUND.
IT IS NOT LIKE A COOKIE.
>> Greg: THAT’S TRUE.
RIGHT.
BETTER THAN A COOKIE.
REALLY A LOT BETTER, DANA.
WHAT IF YOU GOT HOOKED AND CAME
HOME AND LISTEN TO REGGAE AND
GOT THE MUNCHIES.
>> AND WRITING MONOLOGUES.
>> Greg: KAT, HOW IS YOUR DOG
STILL ALIVE?
>> DON’T ASK ME.
IT’S TOUGH BECAUSE THEY ARE
DONE.
HE HAS NEVER EATEN WEED.
HE ATE A BUNCH OF MY CATS
[BLEEP] ONCE.
IN CLUMPS LATER.
HE HAD TO SPENT THE NIGHT IN THE
HOSPITAL BECAUSE A CLUMPS IN
YOUR ORGANS.
HE IS STILL ALIVE AS FAR AS I
KNOW I WILL SEE WHEN I GET HOME.
ANYTHING ELSE?
ALSO I WOULD NEVER LEAD DOMINIC
LEAVE A BAG FULL OF DRUGS AND A
PERSON THE PARK.
NEVER BRING MORE OUTS THAN YOU
NEED.
>> Greg: EULER’S THAT IN EIGHTH GRADE
TWICE NOW YOU’VE SAID TO ME YOU
DON’T FEEL COMFORTABLE
DISCUSSING THIS.
>> I AM ANTI-POISONING DOGS.
I AM RUNNING ON THAT PLATFORM AS
WELL.
FOX AND EVERY CLASSROOM, DON’T
POISON DOGS.
>> EVERYONE JUST ASSUMED YOU
DON’T WANT TO POISON.
>> Greg: A CHILD MOLESTER
WOULD SAY I WILL COACH
LITTLE LEAGUE.
>> I SHOULD’VE CALLED AND TYRUS
IF I FOUND THE PERSON.
>> Greg: THAT’S THE THING.
TYRUS, HOW DO YOU PUNISH THE
PERSON?
YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO FIND THEM
PAIRED >> I’M GOING TO BE
HONEST, I MISS READ THIS STORY
COMPLETELY PAIRED I WAS SO
EXCITED.
I WAS LIKE, DANA PERINO SMOKES
WEED?
WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON NOW
AND I HAD SO MANY FUN JOKES AND
NOW WHEN SHE TALKED ABOUT THE IV
AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE
DOG GOING TO DIE I WAS LIKE
[BLEEP].
I CAN’T SAY ANYTHING THAT I
WORKED SO HARD TO SAY TODAY.
I WILL SAY THIS.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO, AND I THINK
I CAN FOR THE TYRUS AND
KAT TIMPF PODCAST, IF YOU’RE
GOING TO INTRODUCE YOUR DOG OR
CAT OR FISH TO MARIJUANA, WE
DON’T CONDONE IT.
BUT IF YOU MUST, YOU BLOW THE
SMOKE IN THE NOSE WITH A MOUTH
AND THEN THEY HAVE A GREAT TIME.
BUT JUST LIKE PEOPLE -- ARE YOU
SERIOUS
--
>> EDIBLES ARE HARD TO MEASURE.
AND IF YOU TAKE TOO MUCH, YOU
GET SICK.
NOT JUST DOGS, IT IS ALL ABOUT.
SOMETIMES WE DON’T LISTEN TO OUR
DEALER OR PRESCRIPTION.
IF YOU TAKE TOO MUCH, YOU END UP
UNDER THE BED SCARED OF THE
DARK.
SO AGAIN, I’M SORRY.
HEY, JEAN PUT THE BANNER, DANA
SMOKES WEED AWAY PLEASE?
THE ONLY THING I THOUGHT WAS
PETER HAD A GOOD STORY.
MUST’VE BEEN IN THE PARK BECAUSE
WHEN YOU DROP WEED, YOU PICK IT
UP.
>> Greg: THAT’S A GOOD POINT
TOO.
I THINK WE SOLVE NOTHING.
>> I HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE
STORY.
>> Greg: YES.