Wilber!
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Who's the craziest, silliest, friendliest cat?
Wilber!
[ding]
It's Wilber the Cat.
Yay!
[hiccup]
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Catnip Squirrel.
Daffodil's favorite toy.
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I went on a very exciting and dangerous mission to get Catnip Squirrel back.
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It's been home ever since.
Waiting for Daffodil.
And then on Christmas
I thought Santa brought Daffodil back home
but it wasn't her.
It was the wrong cat.
Get this...she calls herself Tulip.
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Every day, when I wake up from a nap
I think it was all a bad dream.
I hop out of bed.
I do my afternoon stretches
and I just chill out for awhile.
Wilber! Are you up yet? What are you doing?
Then, reality kicks in.
Tulip is not your average, normal house cat.
She's a straight up alley cat.
She scratches at doors.
Plays in the sink.
She gets kitty litter all over the floor.
She tried to sleep in my bed.
Yo! Beat it!
And my food? The nerve of her.
I'm eating here.
One at a time.
If there's any left.
Probably not.
[fart]
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And when I do let her eat?
She puts her filthy paws all over the plate and food.
Are you talking about me?
And she plays in my water bowl too.
Look at this mess.
I didn't think it was possible
but Tulip?
She just might be a bigger slob than me.
This right here is not working for me.
She's definitely gotta go.
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I can't find Catnip Squirrel.
I know I left it right here.
It's gone.
Catnip Squirrel?
What's a Catnip Squirrel?
It's the best toy I've ever seen and you'll have ever seen and...
You should never even have seen it. You should never even touch it because it's not yours, it's Daffodil's, that's what it is.
I don't know anything about a Catnip Squirrel.
I don't even know what it looks like.
Ralph...
Did you do something with Catnip Squirrel?
I would never, ever. You know me better than that, Wilber.
Usually, I can smell it and find it
but I can't smell anything.
It's like it vanished without a trace.
You won't have to deal with me much longer.
Good.
This is only temporary.
What do you mean by that?
You'll find out soon enough.
Catnip Squirrel...
Where are you?
Catnip Squirrel? Where are you?
I better keep looking.
Uh-oh.
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