*NEW Nintendo Glitchy Boi! and SMG4 Intro* KidGreen460: that'll be 85$
Korbin: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEIIII
(Featuring Interjectional Ice)
Oh boi, it's MeRiO's house.
Merio watching *Insert Classic Meme Here*
*Classic meme Inserted*
Merio watching "The Ultimate Mario song remix"
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dafuq?
Youtube: Sorry, but the video you are be looking for does not exist yet. Sorry about that.
Hmm?
SMG4's old videos, explosions, Wii Shop Bling, gibberish from the piantas, AND OF COURSE,
PINGAS
The Creature is Excited Mario: WOOOOAAAAAAH!
TOO EXCITED SETTLE DOWN MARIO
Ohohohohohohoho! Wohohohohoho!
Oh yeah!
Let's-a go!
*Hotline Bling (Wii Edition) plays Mario out*
NEXT!!
Mario: YIPPEE!
Ey!
Receptionist: What can I do for you today, Sweetie?
Mario: *Gibberish*
YEAH!!
Registrations are in that line!
Mario: WOAH!! Oh NOOOO!!
OH SH*T NOW THAT'S A LINE KidGreen460: ( ͡ᶢ ͜ʖ ͡ᶢ) Ice: OK, seriously, I don't know how to do what KG just did.
The creature is Grumpy
MAMAF*****R!
Piece A' Sheait!
A COOL DUDE APPROACHES
(Ice: Seems legit.)
SMG4: SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
Titanic (1997) 8:30PM Starring: Wario, Waluigi
Waluigi Fanfiction comes to life
Waluigi: Step up onto the railing.
Wario: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Waluigi: Hold on. Keep your eyes closed. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wario: *sigh* Fuck You
I'm crying right now #whatthefanswanted
Korbin: HIS HEAD IS SO BIG THAT HIS HAIR IS CLIPPING THROUGH THE HELMET
I'm flying! :D
Waluigi: You heavy bitch!
VROOOM VROOOM VROOOM
Old Man: WHAT ARE YOU, GAY?!?!
*sploosh*
OOOOHHH SHIIIIIIIT
THE WHOOOLE SHIP IS FUUUCKED
The Lion King (1995) 7:30PM Staring: Bob, Fishy Boopkins
Bob: Wh47 up b17ch35 17'5 m3 7h47 0n3 w153 455 m0nk3y fr0m 7h3 L10n K1ng
Y0, 1 h34rd 7h3r3 w45 4 n3w b4by, 4nd 5h17. Wh3r3 15 17?
Boopkins: Hey guys, I'm Simba! Lalalala Simba Simba Simba
Bob: Gr347, c0m3 h3r3 b17ch, y0u'r3 51mb4 4nd 5h17 574y 571ll g0dd4mm17.
1'm 7ry1ng 70 p41n7 y0u.
5w337 1 g07 4 l10n b4b135 h00r4y
1'm g0nn4 g0 5h0w y0u 0ff f0r n0 r3450n
Boopkins: No put me down, What are you doing?!
IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
Bob: Fuck 0u774 h3r3! Boopkins: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
G0dd4mn 1 d353rv3 4n 05c4r f0r 7h15 !
Jaws (1975) 5:50AM Starring: Mario, Luigi, Heavy
Heavy: *gibberish* Luigi: Ohahahahahaha! Luigi! Luigi! Oh yeah!
NO I'M OUT ALREADY 4SPOOPY2ME
Heavy: *more gibberish*
Luigi: Eh?
WAHHH!!!
As we can see here, Heavy and Luigi have stumbled upon the rare marioshapedheadsandvicheatingwatisthisabominationthing, which has a life span of about 4 days. As they are so fat and lazy, this is the last of it's kind, as when they mate, they run away from each other due to their hideous faces. Scientists have labeled this and the Fishyous Boopkinious as 2 pathetic peices of aquatic sh!t. (Ice: DUDE, I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE VIDEO!)
Mario: Ohohoho! Hello! It's-a me!
WEEEEHHHHEEEEE!!!!
Heavy: HELP NOW!!
OOOOH NOOO!!!!!
GAAAHHHHH!!!
Mario: BLEGH *SPITS*
That tastes like shit!
COME ON! COME ON!
Come here fishy fishy, Here fishy fishy!
NOM!!
This makes so happy, thank you so much. That was a lots of fun!
*Quietly* Weeeeee... :D
Luigi: Okay...
Heavy: Wow what an asshole!
Up (2010) 10:20AM Starring: Toadsworth
Toadsworth: Haiho? Oh no!
*gibberish*
NO!
Aherhie!
Holy shit!
SO LONG BOYS!!
*CRASH*
Shit!
Aladdin (1995) 10:00PM Starring: Chris, Swagmaster6969696969
Chris: *jump* AAAHHHH!!
*DED*
Toy Story (1995) 6:35AM Starring: Mario
WTF?
King Kong (1929) 12:55AM Starring: Donkey Kong, Kamek
DK: RRRRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWW
rehjfxieyudfsjdhewrcusfxjdwericbifxnujefwknedijacowdecneijs (Ice: Typing "gibberish" would be simpler.)
DK: YAHOO! hehehehe....
...I'm gonna kill you and i'll keep kill
LIKE A SOMEBODY FUCK YOU BITCH! Oi!
Cuphead: GET THAT MUTHAFUCKA!
Announcer: A Brawl Is Surely Brewing...
....Here Goes! *Ding x3*
Kamek: Help me, oh help m-AAAHHH!!!!
LET GO! LET GO PLEASE!! AHHHHH-
*Manly screams*
SHOOOOOOOOO!
Mugman: AUUUUUUUUUU
*swish* *wosh* *sound effect*
*ding*
Patrick: DODODODO PEW P-P-P-PEW
DIVEBOMB!
Spongebob: PATRICK!
Patrick: AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
Spongebob: PATRICK N----!!!!
DK: EXPAND DA DONG.
*magic*
*warning sh*t about to go down* KidGreen460: Jaw drop. HOLY F!CK!
*Gorilla*
Mugman: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Romeo + Jullet (1996) 1:20PM Starring: Princess Peach, Bowser
Bowser: Bwwwaaaahahaha!
hehehehheheh
Peach: Oh no!
*princess gibberish*
Bowser: Gimme dat-
-PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS-
-AY!
Can I have-a the pussy please?! KidGreen460: nope
WatchMojo: Top 10 Saddest moments in Anime
Bowser: PLEASE!
PLEASE GIMME THE PUSSY!
♪It's been a long day...♪ (lik dis if you cri evritim)
The Matrix (1999) 5:55 PM Starring: Mario, Meggy, Toad
Mario: 0 Meggy: 0 Toad: 1000000000
Mario: 0 Meggy: 5000000 Toad: 995000000
Mario: -5000000 Meggy: 5000000 Toad: 1000000000
Forrest Gump (1994) 11:00PM Starring: Steve
Steve: Hello!
My name's Steve.
Do you want a chocolate?
My mama always said,
"Life is like a box of chocolates."
You never know what you're going to get." -Steve's/Forrest's Mom (2017/1994)
*Rage*
Koopa: HOLY SHIT!!
*crash* *screams*
Steve: Those must be comfortable shoes, I wish I had shoes like that
Back To The Future (1985) 4:10PM Starring: E.Gadd, Luigi
Egadd: If my calculations are correct,
when this baby hits 88 miles per hour,
You're gonna see some serious shit!
(Running in the 90's)
86 miles a hour...
88 miles a ho-
*crash*
WAH OH MY GOD!!
E.Gadd: *gibberish*
Luigi: Wow! Ohahahahaha! Mmm, sexay.
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005) 11:00AM Starring: Basically all 4 Teletubbies
Hold your breath
Make a wish
Count to three
♬Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination♬
♬Take a look and you'll see into your imagination♬
*Poop pain*
*fart*
All done
Bowser Jr: CUUUUEEEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!
Fast & Furious (2009) 12:55PM Starring: Toad
Toad: What's Up?
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'! THEY HETAN!
PATROLIN'! TRYNA CATCH ME RIDEN' DIRTY!
(Gibberish that sounds a lot like "Tryna catch me ridin' dirty)
(Toad needs to see a doctor)
Police: Nah! it's probably nuthin'.
Harry Potter (2001) 1:00PM Starring: Smart Little Toadie (Frankie)
*vroom*
ShrekGrid: Oh Hello There!
*skid*
Frankie: Hi
Hagrid: You're a Wizard.
Frankie: I'm a what? Listen here Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Hagrid: No! ye speckie bowl hair cut fucked small dick skinny f*ck eat more wanker. You're a wizard.
Frankie: I'll fucking gnaw your arm off Hagrid!
Hagrid: Get near my arm and I'll slap you cross face like a little bitch
*Take 2*
So remember children, It's Wingardium Levieosa, swish and a flick!
Swish and Flick!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Frankie: Oh Shit!
Wingardium Leviosa
HAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
OH MY FUCKING GOD, SOMEBODY
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Ahh... Piss!
Super Mario Bros. (1985) Starring: Mario, Luigi, Bowser
*Hotel Mario music*
Mario: IT'S-A-ME-MAAAAARIOOO!
EHEHEHEHE
SMG4: *tears of joy*
(Ice: Of course they'd throw shade at the Super Mario Movie)
Mario: Ooohoho! OH YEAH!
The SMG4 Movie (2016) Starring: Mario, The Author of the movie (SMG4)
*woman screams in horror*
YEA BOIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
*pause* (seeing your name in the description) YES! OH MY GOSH!! x4
Mario: Look at This! Kiss my ass bitches! :D
Captions brought to you by KidGreen460 and Korbin. Edited by Interjectional Ice.