S: This is my favorite video we've ever made, it's about to be
H: This is about to be my least favorite video because I am about to go into Taco Bell
S: Order a wild amount of food H: For the first time in my life
H: And Shane has given me a list of things to order and there are like 10 items
H: This is gonna be so embarrassing S: Hannah has never had Taco Bell, so today..
H: Not even one bite S: We are introducing her to the glory
S: And the wonder and the majesty--
[intro song] Hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives [Chloe bark]
H: Okay change of plans, I walked up and there's a sign on the door that says "Lobby closed"
H: So we're gonna be doing the drive-thru which is even worse to be like "...and also"
H: And every time I say something they're gonna be like "is that it?" I'm gonna say no
V: Alright, what can I get you today? H: Hi, can I please have 2 crunchy taco supremes?
H: Yeah, and then two soft taco supremes, and then two of the doritos locos tacos
H: And then a beefy five layer burrito please? V: Okay
H: And then a quesarito? V: Alright
H: And a crunchwrap supreme and then one chips and nacho sauce?
V: Okay H: 2 cheesy fiesta potatoes please
V: Uh huh H: One order of cinnamon twists
H: And then a Baja blast please S: And some hot and mild salsa
H: They gave me forks not sporks S: Oh really?
H: I'm hot... oh, I only have a bra, that's okay, I'm just hot, here I go
S: She's already fired up [laughs] H: Sorry, I'm sweating
S: Okay, so today, hold on, hold on
H: What? S: You have to smell the bag
H: It doesn't really smell, it's not very smelly
H: I'm surprised that I'm not getting more out of the bag
S: What she means to say is it smells like dreams come true
S: With a side of ground beef
H: The salsa in packets is disturbing to me, don't worry they gave a lot
S: I should note also, Taco Bell is a big part of my youth, or was a big part of my youth
S: I ate there with my friends often H: Cool, and I have never been
H: So that tells you how drastically different our childhoods were
S: Where were you eating at, Hannah? H: I was eating home cooked meals, I don't know
S: [laughs] H: Oooh, oh, Chloe's here
H: And then something that's flat and squishy S: [sings] Crunchwrap supreme
H: Alright, that's the crunchwrap supreme... shall I tilt the camera up a little?
H: My head's out of it when I sit up straight S: True, true
H: Alright, now we've got a better view of the spread
S: Ah, a cornucopia H: You can just tell me what to begin with
S: Alright, do you want soft or hard? H: Hard, I don't care
S: Oh, she's going for hard H: Yeah
S: Let's do one of those, I don't know what they are because they're wrapped up
H: Taco Supreme, that's what the wrapper says
S: Right, this is just a classic hardshell taco from Taco Bell
S: Would you like any hot sauce? H: Nope
S: Alright H: Should I put on regular salsa?
H: Do I need regular salsa? S: No, it's optional
H: Okay, it's fine S: Go for a big old bite
H: The bottom is soft S: The hard shell...
H: The bottom has become soggy, I'm just telling you what I'm...
H: I'm not going to go easy on them, if it tastes good I'll say it
H: But right now I'm feeling a lot of soggy shell
S: What are you thinking about the look of it other than the shell?
H: It looks better than I thought it would, I see tomatoes, I'm surprised
H: To see actual vegetables S: Yeah
H: It looks fresh, okay here I go, I'm gonna go from the side
H: Get all of it one S: Oh my god, I want a bite so badly
H: Okay, that was quite good, it tastes kind of like when we'd make tacos at home
S: Like a taco, yep H: It tastes like a taco we would make
S: Nice quality taco H: Yeah... well
H: Okay, so I think I just discovered that we were not given our cinnamon twists
H: Which I'm really annoyed about S: Oh, that is a problem with Taco Bell
S: Getting all of your order H: Yeah, none of these are the dessert
H: So that's sad, but we will keep going S: [laughs]
S: Oh boy H: Here's the dorito one
S: Oh, doritos locos taco H: Ohhh
S: Same deal as before, but now the shell is a dorito
H: Okay, oooh S: Go for it
H: No tomato in this one S: Oh, I feel like it was supposed to have tomato
H: It's very good, it tastes before I feel like the shell's not like a full dorito
S: Uh huh H: It's just slightly cheesy
H: I wish it was a little bit more dorito-y S: Yeah
H: But it's good
S: Do you want to try a little bit of the salsa on there?
H: The regular? S: Uh huh
H: Alright I'm gonna put the mild salsa, oh it's very liquidy
S: [laughs] H: Okay, okay, it's just a liquid
S: Oh yes, leaking all over the place H: Uh huh
S: See--- oh, what's that reaction? H: It tastes kinda like BBQ sauce
S: Really? H: Yeah, the salsa
S: Oh H: I like the dorito taco thing though
S: I thought you'd be grossed out by the meat and the...
H: Okay well if you're gonna talk about it then I'm gonna be grossed out by it
H: I'm gonna go into this, I don't know what this is, do you?
S: This is.. I don't know H: It's a burrito
H: I don't remember ordering a burrito S: I'll know once you bite into it
S: It might just be a regular soft shell taco H: Soft shell taco I did order, okay
H: There's a lot of bread, I'm getting mostly...
S: Rip it in half, bite the other end H: Look at that, I was just getting all dough
S: Yeah [laughs] H: That's all dough, I'm just gonna...
H: We're gonna get to the good part S: This might also be the 5 layer burrito
S: Oh yeah, I think this is the 5 layer burrito
H: Oh, there's rice and meat in here, okay S: Yeah
H: Why do they call it five layers, because I see one
S: No, they're supposed to be distinct individual layers, beans, rice, meat
H: Really? S: I think, I don't know if that is it
S: That might be a quesarito H: It's spicy
S: Yeah? H: I don't like it
H: The doughy part is too doughy, it smells
S: That's what smells H: It smells weird
S: Little manky H: Flavor's a little weird
H: I wouldn't eat that one, I don't know what that is but..
S: Chloe says "I would!" H: Yeah, no thank you, okay
H: Wash that down S: Baja blast
H: This I think is the five layer, or do they just write that on all of them?
S: Do you like the Baja blast? H: Yeah, uh huh
H: This is the 5 layer, so what was that? S: I don't know, quesarito?
S: Yeah, I'm looking at our order H: I feel like we're missing multiple things
S: Two soft tacos, we didn't get them H: No, and I didn't get my cinnamon sticks
S: Taco Bell, what do you have to say for yourself? H: I'm gonna have to go back for the rest of my order
H: Okay, this looks fine S: That's the 5 layer, yeah
H: This is the 5 layer, there's also a lot of.. S: You're not a fan of the outside
H: No, if I eat a sandwich I rip off the excess, I don't like excess bread
H: I like bread by itself but not excess when I'm eating something else, okay
S: Big bite, big bite, that was mostly bread
S: Oh, that is a sad amount of filling H: It's very basic
H: It tastes like the ones you have in the freezer
S: Uh huh H: Yeah the meat mixture's kinda gross in this one
H: I feel like in the tacos it was very distinctive what everything was
S: Yeah H: And here where they mix it into a paste
H: I become a little grossed out S: Try another bite
S: Is there more going on in there? H: No
S: Deeper inside?
H: Less S: That is mostly tortilla
H: We're doing quality control for this Taco Bell
S: Five layer burrito, failure
H: Here, what did I have to order, what are these called? The cheesy..?
S: Cheesy fiesta potatoes H: Uh huh, I have to say that
S: They look like cheesy fiesta H: They look really good, oh my god
H: They're soft S: Yeah? Oh yeah
S: Hurry up and finish so I can eat them H: Okay, these are good, I like these a lot
H: I would get these for breakfast S: Are they salty?
H: No, not salty, I could add some salt S: [laughs] Add some salt to her Taco Bell
H: Add some salt! Okay, should I try the chips too while we're here?
S: Sure, yeah
S: Hannah is a bit of a nacho connoisseur, she has very strong opinions about her nachos
H: Not enough salt S: Okay, how's the texture?
H: There's like no salt on these, I could almost make them sweet
S: [laughs] H: Not salty enough
H: But the thinness of them is great S: Yeah
H: Great texture S: Final item, crunchwrap supreme
H: Why do they call it crunchwrap if it's soft?
S: Cause there's a hard taco layer in there somewhere
S: It might have gone a bit soggy [laughs] H: Gone a bit soggy is gross
H: I don't know, the folding
S: Again, it looks like they didn't fill it very much, alright
H: And the folding, I don't need this S: She's dissassembling
H: That's 3 layers of taco that I would have to bite through, I'm just a little confused
H: Okay, here I go, I'm taking a big bite S: Uh huh, woah
H: That's soggy S: [laughs]
H: But I see it S: You do see it in there
H: Uh huh S: Oh yeah, I see some lettuce
H: It's minimal but it's in there, I would not purchase this
S: No? H: I would get a taco
S: This was the one that I always wanted to order as a kid
S: But I knew it would be difficult for me to eat
H: Yeah S: So I never did
S: Try one more bite H: I would either get a burrito or...
H: Oh, you really want me to like it?
H: And the layers in there are paper thin S: It's a lot, yeah, paper thin
H: Yeah, I'm not getting much flavor, I'm sorry, are you kidding?
S: That is all lettuce H: Like... this is gonna look like, I'm sorry
H: There's like nothing in there S: So you've had Taco Bell
S: How are you feeling? H: I've had Taco Bell
H: And I am going to return to my original taco
S: She's going in for seconds! H: But see the thing about tacos
H: Is that it's hard to get all of it at once, not impossible
S: Uh huh, they also make bowls H: With the shell?
S: No H: Well I like the shell
H: I don't want a salad S: There's a nacho supreme
H: Is there? I think I might like that S: Yeah that's exactly what you want actually
S: Now that I think about it H: Thanks, Shane
S: Alright, scale of 1 to 10 H: What's 10, though? Like McDonalds?
Both: [laugh]
S: Sure, from 0 which is the worst thing you've ever had, 10 being on par with McDonalds
H: Okay, like that I would go there on a roadtrip?
S: Yes
H: Six
S: She's never having Taco Bell again, this is the last time we ever eat Taco Bell
H: I'm just saying that if I wanted a taco, one I can either make that at home
H: Or I can go somewhere that has better tacos
H: I would go to a taco place that makes good tacos
S: And pay $10,000 H: Okay
S: We ate all of this for $30 H: This whole order did come to $30
H: Although there were supposed to be like 5 more items than this
S: [laughs] H: We didn't receive those
S: I'm about to dive into those potatoes
H: So you would go to Taco Bell, is what you're saying?
S: I love Taco Bell H: Wow
H: I would go there on a roadtrip S: Alright
H: Yeah S: I'm holding her to it
H: Okay, I'll give it a 7 if 10 is McDonalds on a roadtrip, I will give it a 7
S: What's it above? H: Well, I... Arby's [laughs]
H: I've never had Arby's but I have no interest in that
S: Next video guys, Hannah tries Arby's for the first time
S: Alright, we're gonna eat all this food now
H: Yeah, gotta go S: And then go to the bathroom
S: And we'll see you soon
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