- [chuckles] I love this.
So funny. It's so funny.
[upbeat music]
[line trills]
- Good afternoon. Light Ski.
- Hello, who am I talking to? Who do I have the pleasure?
- This is Jenny. - Hello, Jenny.
Um, this is somebody who's interested.
I know you're probably shocked right now
you're even talking to a woman.
I bet you have men calling all day.
- No, no, not true.
[chuckles] Are you sitting right now?
'cause I'm nervous to tell you who you're talking to.
A little bit nervous. Are you sitting, girlfriend?
- Yes, I am.
- You are talking
to the soon to be first female jet skier.
I haven't done it yet. I'm still working up the nerve.
- First female what?
- I'm kind of the first female jet skier.
[laughs]
And I just wanted you to make sure
your store's set up 'cause there might be
a lot of people trying to say hello to me
and take pictures with me, you know what I mean?
And I just don't know if you even have a section
to sign autographs at. The first female jet skier.
[chuckles] I'm really excited.
- Um.
- I just want to be, like, the first female to do it,
and I want to be an inspiration,
I mean, especially to people like you.
It's probably torture working in a Jet Ski place
and not being able to actually ride
one of the little guys, but-- - Oh, I've ridden 'em.
- What? No.
- Oh, I've ridden 'em.
- You're-- you have a female voice.
- No, I've ridden them is what I was saying.
- You've ridden 'em?
- You've written about them, did you say?
- Rid--like, I've rode them.
- Not in water.
- You probably sat on one in the store.
- No, I mean I ride 'em. - No, no, no, no.
Are you--are you really telling me
you rode a Jet Ski in water before
and you're a girly? - Well, yeah, sure.
[chuckles] It's not a big deal.
- Okay, okay, maybe I could be the first woman
to ride a Jet Ski in a bikini. Were you wearing that?
- Hmm, maybe. I don't know.
It's so many years ago.
- Maybe my booby flies out.
Everyone's like, "Oh, God, we've never seen this before!"
- Oh, gosh.
- Maybe I could be the first female
to ride with only one hand.
Have you--did you ride one with one hand?
- I actually have a customer on the showroom floor
that's waiting on me to get 'em some information.
- With a dog on their Jet Ski?
- I'll be happy to take your name and number--
- While eating a pizza? - Okay.
[receiver clicks]
- Calling back!
[line trilling]
- Good afternoon. Light Ski.
- Oh, hello.
Um, I'm the first female jet skier almost
coming back to talk to you.
You done with your other customer, I assume?
- Oh, no, ma'am. It must have been Mary.
- Oh, God.
She has an attitude, doesn't she?
[laughs]
Like, I was calling her, talking about,
"Oh, I'm about to be the first female jet skier."
And then she started going-- literally, I'm not kidding you,
bragging about, "Oh, I've been on 'em.
Yeah, I've been on 'em."
And I'm like, "oh," you know, "news to me."
But just tell Mary that even though
she's the first female jet skier,
first of all, doesn't impress me.
Second of all, what-- has she done it,
you know, with no hands while wearing a top hat
with--holding a big dog
on her shoulders while brushing her teeth?
'Cause I'm about to do that, so you can tell Mary
I'm the first female jet skier to do that,
and you can also tell her-- are you guys hiring?
'Cause I am looking for work, and I figure it'd be fun
if the first--you know, second female jet skier
worked with y'all.
I know that might be kind of taking away hours from you,
but it's like, don't be selfish.
- Oh, I'm sorry. We're not hiring right now.
- You're not hiring?
Then why do you keep the phone lines open?
I don't know. That's a little bit misleading.
- Something is not right with this phone call.
Thank you for calling. Bye-bye.
[receiver clicks]
- No, I'm not thanking you. [engine humming]
[dog yelps]
I love when she was like, "Yeah, I've ridden them."
[laughs] Obviously.