- Have you ever had five gay men in your house?
- I've never had one gay man in my house.
- [Karamo] Oh really? (laughs)
- Oh Jonathan
- What?
- Yo, brace yourself
- No, I hate it. I don't wanna mess up my shoes
- [Tan] Very secret garden
- I got moves you never seen.
- Gonna give me a yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
(pop music)
(dance pop music)
(cheerleading noise)
- That's how drill team go.
Drill team is like this
- Yes, see! There you go, there you go
There he goes, there you go!
(snare drum)
- Bobby's my Jay-Z and I'm giving him Beyonce.
(snare drum)
- That sounds like the beat of a very gorgeous Karamo Brown
if I ever knew.
- He's mayor of rhythm town.
My other sister's...
- I was gunna follow her
- Are not mayors of rhythm town.
- Oh oh oh, oh.
(animal noises)
- All y'all goin get rabies and I'm not gonna be the one.
See, this is how the outbreak happens.
The outbreak happens and everybody catches it
and then they looking at me like
Why doesn't Karamo have it? Cause I didn't touch
any of these dirty ass animals.
- Fully licked Bobby's face - Hey!
- Bobby, stop letting him. Bobby!
- Moooooo
- Mmm hmm.
- Wooooooo
Woooooo
Woooo
- Are you guys ready to learn about
who we're helping tonight?
- (squeals)
- Erm
- (stutters)
- [Bobby] He has like a literal, abstract peen.
- I mean it's literally balls to the wall.
- [Karamo] Have you done a French tuck this season?
- Yes bitch.
(laughing)
- Looking slammin.
Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, bam!
(pop music)
- Woo
- Careful Gracie
- [Off Camera] Ready, Ready
- Oh!
- What do we need to say?
- We gotta do better
- You gotta do better
- Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh I see it!
Is that a Corgi? Oh my gosh!
No-one told me that there was gonna be a Corgi!
Oh your paws smell so nice.
A lot of cheesy slices. Do you like cheesy slices?
Oh, I just want scritchy scratches. Scritchy scratches
His little baby paws, they smell like pupperoni.
- Saunter on over Bruleen. Come on, saunter on over.
- I think he wants to show us
- That is the best saunter Brulee, you got it.
- Grooming is an evolution honey.
It's gorgeous honey, it's Darwin honey.
You can just swim through these evolutional
changes of yourself.
Ooooooooohhhhh
Shhhh
- I'm fluffy
- You're not fluffy. - I'm fluffy
- Don't make me make you take your shirt off and then
hold me til the pain goes away.
- I'm fluffy. Oh dude, I will work it.
- Who doesn't love a rough, farmer, honestly.
Caress my back with your callousy hands. I love that.
(drumming)
- I feel like a little kid down here.
- (laughing)
- Her home is sad. It's dark.
(drilling)
- Every time you're laying in bed you're going to think
about when you and I went wood shopping.
- That's right
(laughing)
(happy crying)
- (crying) I don't even know what to say.
- Let's turn catsuit guy into the apple of her eye!
(Awhing)
- You never know when you might need a quick workout
before getting into your dress.
- [Jonathan] That's how I feel - That's how I feel.
Let's talk. Come talk to me about this.
Can I take these from you?
- But this, is a lot.
This is mold.
- Baggy jeans and baggy shirts and cool block tee's right.
- Was that the 90s? - Maybe
- It was the 90s. Style's moved on.
I'm gonna continue to throw things out. Thanks
He's got my name tattooed on his abs
(laughter)
(singing)
♪The stars come out when you're moving ♪
- Wesley's life is eating healthy.
I've gotten a lot of attitude for putting Greek yogurt
in my guacamole.
- [Woman Off Camera] It's the best thing
(laughter)
- Ya heard it here, it is not crazy
to put dairy in Guacamole. It's creamy.
- And keep it green all the time.
- Boom. Mic drop.
- Have you been paid to say that?
(laughter)
- If you're not drinking, have a Mocktail.
No-one will know the difference. Right Johnny?
- Absolutely. This is plenty for me.
(Bell dings)
(laughing)
- Yes, yes yes yes yes yes.
- Please enjoy a pumpkin cookie
- (screams) When someone says to me
pumpkin cookies, homemade, sirens go off,
everything ceases to exist.
Oh my god. Okay, it's totally fine.
Why am I crying? It's totally fine.
Sunshine. Cashola. Good feelings. Healing honey.
We are the gay weathermen with the forecast
you can trust. Yes.