Kate: Hello!
JT: Oh, hi.
Kate: Konichiwa!
JT: Oh, I'm not Japanese.
Kate: Ni-hao!
JT: Sorry, I don't speak Mandarin.
Kate: Néih Hóu!
JT: Not Cantonese either.
Kate: Ann-yeong!
JT: No, not Korean. Vietnamese.
Kate: Ooo, Chao anh!
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JT: Chao em!
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Kate: Wait. So, you're from Dallas?
JT: Yeah.
Kate: Do you know Eugene Lee?
JT: Uh, maybe.
Kate: Kathy Ma?
JT: Um.
Kate: Oh, Carl Nguyen? Jeremy Lin? Didn't Jeremy Lin play for Texas?
JT: He did.
Kate: Wait, hang on. Let me check my Facebook. Oh my gosh, yeah. Ralph Tseng? You must
know Ralph. He knows everyone.
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There's so many great Asians in Texas.
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JT: Guess who!
Kate: [screams]
JT: It's me, JT!
Kate: Oh. Hi!
JT: Hi.
Kate: I'm so sorry.
JT: Hi to you too.
Kate: Get up.
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JT: Hey, babe. I'm going to put on some Netflix, let's see a movie.
JT: Wow. You watch a lot of anime.
Kate: Hey, babe.
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Kate: You want to go watch Netflix in my room and chill?
JT: Yes!
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Kate: Wait, let me set the mood.
JT: Oh, yeah!
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JT: You are so hot. I love your banging body.
Kate: Thank you. My turn!
Kate: You're so hot. I love your exotic eyes, your flat little nose, the way your skin is different
from mine, and your completely hairless chest.
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JT: Wow.
Kate: Yeah.
JT: Was that good for you?
Kate: Yeah, that was great. You are so much better than my ex-boyfriend. He was Chinese.
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JT: Oh. So, I'm not your first Asian boyfriend?
Kate: No, silly. There's been lots. You want some water?
JT: Wait. How many is a lot?
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JT: Hey, honey. I'm home.
Kate: Are you hungry?
JT: Yeah, I totally missed lunch.
Kate: Eww, you don't want that. Look, I have Korean Barbeque. Oh, leftover sushi from Katsu-ya.
Oh, do you like papaya salad? Oh my God, I had the most amazing Thai food last night. It
was so good. What do you want?
JT: I was really craving that Hot Pocket.
Kate: But, you're Asian.
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JT: Hey, babe? Have you seen the sunscreen?
Kate: Happy Songkran!
JT: What are you doing?
Kate: It's Songkran, the annual Thai cleansing ritual of bad luck. It's your people.
JT: No. I'm not Thai.
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Kate: [screams]
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Kate: He is so cute. Look at his eyes! Oh wow, he is a keeper.
JT: Are you checking out guys in front of me?
Kate: What? No. Babies! Everyone knows half-Asian babies are the cutest! Oh, he's so cute!
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JT: Hey, are you hungry?
Kate: Yeah, I want Pho.
JT: Of course you do.
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