- [Woman] Hey, do you mind if I sit here?
- Oh yeah, let me just,
want to you give you that six feet.
- Appreciate that, thanks.
- Yeah, no problem.
- It's crazy, not everyone would.
- Some people are the worst.
- In the grocery store somebody will reach over you
to grab chickpeas.
I mean, who needs chickpeas that bad?
- Yeah, someone who really love hummus.
- Pervy hummus lovers.
- They hum-must have those chickpeas.
- Nice.
- Yeah.
- Okay, so look at these two.
So, they came from different directions,
and now they're hugging.
Wow.
- Wow.
- The nerve.
- Wow.
Look at this guy.
- Look at this guy.
- Wow.
- That's a generous two meters there, pal.
- Playing fast and loose with the metric system, bud.
(snickers)
Oh okay, here we go.
- Here we go.
- Wow look at this guy!
- Look at this fucking guy!
- Wearing a mask around his chin.
- Bet he wears his condom around his balls too.
- Better give him aloe for that burn.
- Maybe a skin graft, actually.
- Oh here we go.
- Here we go.
- Wow, okay.
So, you're telling me you're all from the same household?
- Are you kidding me?
(chuckles)
- The age gap alone would be problematic.
- It's a bit messed up.
- [Woman] I had him when I was 17
and it was a very difficult time for me!
- Oh.
- Sorry.
- I just don't think anyone
should kiss their kids like that.
- Right?
I mean, it was a reasonable misunderstanding.
- I'd say so.
- I don't think she needed to yell like that.
- Oh, here we go.
- Here we go!
- Okay.
- Wow, all six of you are roommates.
- Yeah, what are you from a commune or something?
Okay, here comes the frisbee.
- Wow.
- That frisbee may as well be a hardware store,
'cause it's covered in 'rona.
- Wow, is that a Canadian hardware store reference?
- You bet it is.
- Wow, I think I'm in love with you.
- I'm not really looking for anything right now.
- Totally, totally.
And we couldn't anyway 'cause of the whole, just.
- Right.
- You know what I'm saying.
- Yeah, yeah.
Wow!
- Wow.
(chuckles)
- Oh that deserves.
Wow.
- Oh.
- Look at these guys.
- Look at these fucking guys.
- You're letting your kids wrestle.
- Just walking disease reservoirs.
- Like pustules of infection.
- Gosh!
- Wow.
- Oh come on!
- Come on!
- Look at this.
Everyone, yeah, everyone just get in,
rub your faces on that dog.
Everyone get in there.
- I hope you like 'rona 'cause your dog's covered in it.
- Dripping in it.
- just soaked.
(disgusted grunting)
- Wet.
- Shame.
(giggles)
- Nice.
- Uh.
- Um.
That's a easy mistake.
- Yes, it's a very easy mistake to make.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Look at this guy!
(laughs)
- Look at this fucking guy.
- Fucking guy.
(laughs)
- Wow.
- Piece of shit.
- Garbage humans, eh?
- (mumbles) Garbage.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna go wash my hand.