(upbeat music)
- [Announcer] It's The Marshmallow Show!
(giggles)
- It's The Marshmallow Show.
I'm Marshmallow, that's my show.
Yay.
How you doing today, guys?
Ready for a super fun show today?
- Kinda.
- (yawns) I guess.
- What are you talking about?
I'm 200% ready for fun (giggles).
- I'm just kind of tired today, is all.
- Yeah, I'm feeling drained.
- Oh no.
This couldn't be happening at a more
inconvenient time for me.
I'm so ready for fun I could pop.
- I'm so ready for sleep I could drop.
- And I'm so ready for bed I could flop.
- I know what we need, a dance break!
- No, stop it!
- No, stop it.
- Okay, okay.
Well, you guys better get it together quick,
'cause our guest today is huge!
Please give a super duper big round of applause
for today's guest, Weird Al.
Yay!
- Hey Marshmallow, how's it going?
How you doing?
How you feeling?
- I'm so wonderful, I can't even begin
to consider putting it into words.
Yay.
- Yay!
- Tell the folks at home what you do, Weird Al.
- Well, you know, I play stuff on my accordion.
I sing songs.
I do a little dance.
I spray some seltzer down my pants.
I like to collect ants.
Sometimes I go to France.
- Hey, are you just saying things that rhyme, Weird Al?
- I guess I kind of am.
- I love rhyming.
Yay!
Now my first question,
and perhaps the most important question of all,
how do I get hair like yours?
- You know what?
If you'd be willing to take some hair
that I got out of my shower drain,
I could make you a really sweet deal.
- I love all types of hair from all types of places.
- It looks great.
- Hooray!
Now, tell me Weird Al, do you have any stupid human tricks?
- Sometimes I like to hit myself on the face
with my own foot.
(audience laughter)
That's about it, though.
(laughs)
Well, it's more than I can do, that's for sure.
Weird face contest.
Go!
You win!
- Yay!
- Yay.
And here's a list of things that I like:
Puppies, Sacagawea dollar coins, the color purple,
the color yellow, every color, and whipped cream.
What's your list, Weird Al?
- I like using the ATM machine.
(audience laughter)
Larry King memorabilia.
(audience laughter)
Cracking my knuckles.
(audience laughter)
Cracking other people's knuckles.
(audience laughter)
Small samples of ointment.
(audience laughter)
Any ointment, really.
Used pickle jars.
(audience laughter)
Really any one-celled organism.
Amoebas, paramecium.
(audience laughter)
I just like to see anything waving their flagella all around
and translocating from place to place.
That amuses me.
(giggles)
- I have no idea what you're talking about,
but I'm sure it amuses me too.
Yay!
Next question, what's your stance on rainbows?
- Never, never stand on a rainbow.
You fall right through.
It's very dangerous.
Kids, I try to tell kids this all time,
do not, do not stand on rainbows.
- If you could meet anyone in the world, who would it be?
- Okay, there was this guy in my third grade class
who borrowed a pencil from me,
and he never returned it.
So I would love to meet him again
so I could get my stinking pencil back!
- Sounds like you need to get over your pencil, Al.
- No!
- Do you have any questions for me?
- What kind of sunscreen do you use?
- SPF zillion.
Now, do you have any questions for yourself?
- Hey Al, who was the 14th president of the United States?
Why, that was Franklin Pierce.
Good job, Al.
- Hooray!
I love historical factoids.
And you know what else I love?
The fact you have a new album coming out.
- That's true.
My new album is called Mandatory Fun.
- What a great idea!
I love the concept of mandatory fun.
Anything you'd like to say before you go, Al?
- Well, generally, I like to say goodbye
through a series of random, tortured animal noises.
(growls maniacally)
(giggles)
- Bye.
- Well, what do you think, guys?
- I think he was really funny.
- Yeah, and he's looking great these days
if I do say so myself.
- No, not about Weird Al.
What do you guys think about having
some mandatory fun right now?
- Well...
- Mandatory dance break!
- Why?
- Because it's fun.
Yay!
- Well, I guess if it's mandatory.
- I just want to sleep.
- Hooray for fun.
Yay!
Hey, no sleep dancing.
Yay!
- Yay!
- Yay.
- Yay!
- People assume that I'm weird because my name is Weird Al
but it's kind of an ironic nickname.
We decided we were gonna make our beds
before the maids get to our rooms.
I wish I could've seen the looks on their faces.
I'm a vegetarian, but if I had to choose,
I'd probably go puppies 'cause, you know, more white meat.
So I'm like, I'm like really not weird at all.