On a scale from one to ten,
how much do I resemble a Super Mario Brother right now?
Look out, turtle! There's a turtle! Look out!
Bing!
Hi, guys. How are you?
Hi, welcome.
Joe: Q assembling it right now.
Welcome, welcome, everybody.
We are carpenters. We work here at the hardware store.
Q, "I like things like this."
I like things like this.
"People getting their hands dirty."
People getting their hands dirty, you know, get in.
Grab a birdhouse, grab a birdhouse.
For instance, okay... this is a birdhouse.
Smash it against the wall.
Oh!
We're not here to build birdhouses!
Okay?
We're not making a love nest for Tweety Bird here!
All right.
"But, first, guys"...
But first...
"Safety first."
...safety comes first.
Put on the whole safety gear on the table there.
So we're gonna put on -- Okay...
So, yeah, put your goggles on.
What is on your head?
I don't know, it comes with the thing.
That goes on your -- That goes on your feet.
Now, we're just about ready.
Okay, now, guys, show them how to use duct tape.
Yeah.
Go onto the wall and put a piece of tape on the wall.
Look at Murray.
He looks like he got caught in a paper shredder.
What we're gonna show you first is how to tape something, okay?
So, Q, do you want to...
Safety first. Safety first.
Any questions about that?
We're gonna leave these on?
Q, rip it off, right off.
They're disposable,
so you don't have to take good care of them, you know?
Q: Here we go.
Well, let's show you some of the other tools here, okay?
Q, there's a halligan tool down there.
You see that?
Oh, all right.
This is used by the FDNY.
It's used by men.
"I used to be a fireman."
I used to be a fireman.
"I used to be a man."
I used to be a man.
There you go.
That's all I had to say about it.
I just wanted to show you a tool that real men use
and that I no longer use.
"That's all the time we have today."
That is all the time we have today.
That's it.
Uh...
"Before we take this vote, I'm just gonna break this glass",
and, Murray, throw something glass.
If you can raise your hands if you think you've learned something useful today.
But before we do, I'm just gonna shatter this glass.
Anybody learn anything useful today?
There you go -- one!
All right, one.
Both: Oh!
There you go! One.