I don't know, I don't know who Debbie is.
--You don't know who Little Debbie is?!
--No
--Okay, well, I'm fat, so I know exactly what Little Debbie is.
[Music]
--That looks nice
--That's so boring!
--No, no no no...
--James, it's like me and you, best of friends --[laughs].
--Two quarters of a cookie put together, but still missing something very substantial.
--Gonna go six and a half for this one.
--Four
--Nope, aah.
--I'm expecting more from Debbie.
--Little Debbie's cream pies. Huh yikes!
--What is happening in this video? --[laughs]
[Music]
--Do they always have marshmallow in the middle? Is that like a thing?
--It's like an American requirement, isn't it?
--Jesus, that's nice.
--Aah, I like that.
--Aah, how lovely.
They're very like Hostess's.
--I'm also on a diet, so I should be enjoying it, and that last piece you didn't eat. So I will give that a good seven outta ten.
--I'd give that an eight. --Ooh, wow.
--"Product enlarged to show detail."
--That's what I have printed on myself, yeah.
--320 calories in that. Like that ridiculous!
--Went all 300 calories on you, yo!
[Music]
--(doot, de-doot, de-doo...) I'll have that, now James.
--They look lovely. --They look mad, that's gonna be flavor heaven, man.
--It's just brown sugar on a cake.
--It tastes like carrot cake without the carrot cream topping.
--Ooh, yeah, doesn't it? Exactly what it's like!
--I want a Honey Bun, that's your nickname. [Laughs]
--Well, how much sugar is in that?
--Ummm... Fifteen grams per...
[spits loudly]
--Okay, let's see... "Total fat":
--No, no no no no. La-la-la-la-la...
--Holy moly!
No!
[Music]
--[Laughing] They're fudge brownies. Oh, it's Little Debbie's fudge brownies.
--It feels like, it's something like, prisoners might be fed...
It's like, "Here's generic dessert number four."
-- We are, we are enjoying Little Debbie's Fudge Brownies
---Mmm, I could eat this all day! (nom, nom, nom, nom)
[Laughs]
--"Cosmic Brownies" now that is flagrant false advertising!
--I would pick them up in the shop when I'm going down the aisle, I'm like: "Yo cosmic brownies man..."
--These have 24 grams of sugar!
[spitting sounds]
--Aah, rating out of 10... I would give it...
It's a four.
--maybe it's cuz I'm in a bad mood. Well. I'm gonna give it a two.
--Ten being the best brownie you've ever had, that's a seven?
--Best brownie I ever had was 12.
OH MY GOD, DOES THAT SOUND SO BAD!!!
--Let's clarify for the American audience what a "Brownie" is,
'cause they don't have Brownies, they have Scouts.
--[Laughs] I thought you were about to make this better, and you so didn't, you made it 10 times worse!
[Music]
--Oooh!
--Yes!
Ten out of ten! Already!
--is the last one, is it?
--Hi, it's me, honey bun.
--Oh, that's nice man.
--They're like little donut rolls, or something
--This is winning, this is winning
--Little Debbie [clicks tongue] well done.
Is she what, what age is she now? Just wonderin'? --[spits]
--Oh look, it's Honey Buns. You bitch! [Both laugh]
--Why are all these names sexually inappropriate? Why?
Come on Little Debbie. I mean it was like...
--COME ON LITTLE DEBBIE? [Both laughing hysterically]
[Music]
--Is this a Rice Crispy Cake?
--That looks like a Rice Crispy Cake.
--Aah, I'm gonna be really happy if this is a Rice Crispy Cake.
--From this distance it looks like a burger.
--Do you remember when we did the insect shoot? Of facts video? This is the aftermath.
--Yeah [Laughs]
--I don't like them.
--Whatcha mean, "you don't like them?"
--They've somehow managed to take Rice Crispy Cakes and ruin them.
--I know there was something else in it...
Cookies it was cookie in there.
--No, they are cookies. --Oh, right.
I'm guessing Little Debbie is now massive Debbie.
--[Laughs] --Just saying.
--So, do you prefer Hostess? --Oh God, no. Hostess is the devil.
--Yeah little Debbie can go fuck herself. No
[Both laughing]
--I will, I will take free food from from either Hostess, or Little Debbie's.
--Um, well hey how much sugar is in that?
--Um... 15 grams per serving.
--[Spits loudly] Here, we can cut this out.
Oh, jeez. Okay.
I knew we shouldn't of done it with tea.
Oh dear, uh, that's gonna stain. Um...
Jesus! Uh talk amongst yourselves there for a second.