(farting noise)
- Oh, okay and that's my power, that's great.
I don't know why I expected anything less.
(banjo music)
- Today we are playing the new South Park Game.
- South Park, the Fractured But Hole.
- It's silly even saying it. (laughs)
- The Fractured But Whole.
Clever.
- I love South Park because I think it's ridiculous,
and it's hilarious, and I have the humor
of an eight year old.
- When it's at its best, it's some
of the best satire out there.
- To my understanding, the South Park games
are kind of made to immerse you into an episode
of South Park, which, what more could you want?
- Oh, this is weird.
- Aw, that cat looks fucked up.
- [Cartman] What has become of this city?
- Not scrambles.
- [Cartman] There used to be laws, justice.
Not anymore.
- It looks really good.
- [Cartman] Crime is out of control.
- Aw, hey, who pooped on my porch?
- What's going on with you? (screams)
- I don't know why, poop on people's porches,
that's just hilarious to me.
- [Cartman] They couldn't protect themselves.
- Get off my car, you little pecker!
- This is thrilling so far.
- [Cartman] I have to go back, change the present if I can.
Perhaps I can change what is happened to all of us.
- So good.
- I love Create-A-Characters!
- I'm gonna be the first bald child.
I'm gonna be a child version of Joe Budden.
- I'll design Eugene.
Eugene, he's like my muse.
- Nope.
Uh uh.
This is the one.
I don't know, I like the Storm vibes on this.
- [Cartman] Don't worry, this doesn't affect combat.
Just every other aspect of your whole life.
- (laughs) Hilarious.
- (laughs) I read about this.
- Ah, your skin tone denotes how hard the game will be.
Well, he's Eugene, so I'm gonna go
this is level of difficulty,
which is pretty difficult, I assume.
- Like, do I go for accuracy,
or should I lighten myself up a little bit?
I'm gonna go right in the middle.
- Where is the king?
- Please tell me I'm the king.
Oh, I'm the king!
(stomach rumbling)
- I'm taking a sh- taking a dump.
- First thing you do is take a dump
and it is fairly difficult, I would say.
- Oh my gosh!
This is amazing!
So this is like echoing real life bathroom tactics.
(fart noise)
(splash)
(triumphant music)
- This is the silliest game of all time.
- I feel so immersed in this game already.
There's a fish.
- I wanna check this out.
I do not--
He better not start masturbating.
I feel like that's huge South Park humor.
Nope.
It's a pot-wrapped brownie.
- My lord!
The filthy Moorish are attempting to overtake Koopa Keep!
- You gotta come fight, My Liege!
You're our only hope!
- Shit, I've gotta go fight so quickly.
(farting noise)
- Jesus.
- You show 'em, King.
- How's he loading up these farts
after using the bathroom?
- I don't know how I feel about turn-based combat.
I'm a very impatient person.
- Now are they gonna come hit me in the head
with a stop sign, which seems like it would deal
way more damage than a fart.
But not true, in this game at least.
- You can't stop the K--
Car!
- Car.
(honking)
- That's great.
That's just such a good joke.
- Stay our of the street, you damn kids!
- I just love South Park so much!
- Oh, this is adorable.
A car is coming by so everyone has to stop playing pretend.
- Craig Douchebag is such a skillful warrior!
- Oh thank you, Butters!
- I made it to the roof of the house!
(triumphant music)
(squish)
- I thought the king was going to do a sweet jump,
but then he just did that.
- Oh I fell and I died.
- [Game Narrator] You're dead.
- X.
Mmm!
(grunts)
It's The Coon.
- The wizard is gone. My name is The Coon.
- It really feels like you're, uh, in a South Park episode.
- Sorry guys, you can't play with us.
We're playing superheroes now and you guys are dorks.
- I guess I'm playing superheroes, too, now.
- Okay, they want me to meet him downstairs,
but I'm not going to because I, first,
need to poop in their bathroom.
I dig the beats, too.
You get, like, deep beats while going to the bathroom.
(fart noises)
- What? I don't know what the code is.
Did they say the code?
- [Calculator] My donkey balls.
(buzzing noise)
- There's no lick my balls. Is there lick?
- I'm just gonna guess.
- [Calculator] Fuck you, Mom.
- Hey, Tom Brady, you wanna play the game
or do you just wanna be known as a smug,
cheating bitch the rest of your life?
- Tom Brady's a cheater, guys.
He deflated those balls and you know it.
- Let's find the code.
I feel like, nope, it's not in there.
Journal. Hell yeah.
(flips open)
- Wait. What the fu..
- What the fu..
Jesus, Cartman.
- Um, it seems to be him having sex with Kyle.
No, it's Kyle having sex with Kyle.
Uh, and that is Butters having sex with,
I'm not exactly sure which character that is.
- Do not open. That seems like something I should open.
Key code, found.
(enchanted noise)
- Nice.
- [Calculator] Fuck you, Mom.
- Have a seat at the table, Douchebag.
- Cartman's such a dick.
- I can be somebody who's really fast,
somebody who's really strong
or somebody who shoots from a distance.
- Ah, but lighting shit on fire! That is my calling!
Which is why we'll choose it.
- So, I picked the speedster because I like The Flash.
- I wanna be a fire thrower. Blaster.
- All superheroes have a compelling backstory.
Let's take you back to when you were just a child.
- Nother cut scene.
- If you're gonna start playing this game,
you better put aside two hours for story
because there's a lot.
I have to learn my backstory now.
- [Cartman] You gave the second intruder
a taste of your atom-smashing quantum fist.
(warping noise)
- Shit, my atoms.
(laughs)
- An adult just hit me in the face with a crowbar.
(electrifying noise)
- Oh my gosh. Did I just eat fire?
(explosive fart noise)
Oh, I did eat fire.
- [Cartman] And what you saw when you opened that door
changed your life forever and let you to fighting crime.
- Are they just fucking?
I'm assuming the parents are doin' it.
- [Cartman] You saw your dad fuck your mom.
- Yep, I saw my dad fuck my mom.
- Wow, that's a pretty heavy backstory.
You fight crime because you never forgot
the night you weren't in time.
And you saw your own father,
the man you trusted, fuck your mom.
It's like a ripple in time, you can't ever change, isn't it?
All right, now--
- What? (laughing)
- Super Craig!
- Greeting citizen. It is I, Super Craig!
(laughs)
I'm sorry, but I cannot assist anyone
with their problems, right now.
Super Craig can't find his guinea pig.
- Poppin' down to the basement.
Your basement is a mess, Craig.
- You do the rest, butt hole. Be careful.
- Butt hole? Is that my new name?
- This looks important.
(popping)
Unlocked.
(sizzling)
- Uh, oh.
(explosion)
- Whoa, shit! I can't believe you just do that!
You're so good at this!
- I'm great at this.
- Use the power of your ass
to overwhelm his super sensitive smell.
- He just asked me to use the power of my ass.
And use I will.
(farting noise)
(gentle squealing)
- What's goin' on with this kid's body, man?
Cause this is, it's not healthy.
- He's not dead. Thank god.
Cause I threw a lot of fireworks at that small animal.
- It wasn't just me.
We have Buttlord and his sickening asshole to save.
- Buttlord? This is great.
Okay, so we did it. Great.
- I love it. I think it's super fun.
- This is, like, one of the few games
based off of, you know, television
or a movie that's actually good.
Like, really, really good.
- I definitely wanna know where this game goes
because I assume there's some actual bigger boss.
I don't know what the objective of the game is.
- Let us know in the comments
if you wanna see us keep playing.
I know I do.
And continue to watch me fart on people
and throw fireballs.
- [Garrick] King Douchebag? I'm still Douchebag. That's--
Why is my name King Douchebag?
- [Sydnee] He just thanked my sickening asshole.
- [Keith] Buttlord and my sickening asshole?