(crowd cheering) - Good Mythical Summer!
- It's Friday, which means we have
some awesome guest hosts for you, the Try Guys.
Zach, Eugene, Ned and Keith.
- We miss you guys, but as you can see,
we're following our girl Tay Tay on her Redemption Tour.
- We love you T-Swizzle, we're shaking it off!
- We'll see you Monday.
- Today we get Corn Holed.
- Let's talk about that.
(light cheerful music)
- Good Mythical Summer.
- As you can probably tell, we are not Rhett and Link.
There are tons of differences between us,
I mean, they're two guys, we're four guys.
- Six equally handsome gentlemen.
- Think you guys would be Rhett
- We would be Rhett 'cause we're taller
- If you don't know us, Keith, Eugene, Ned and Zach,
and we've got a show called The Try
Guys where we try stuff there.
- And today, we're gonna try and take
a classic tailgating game and
make it regrettably disgusting.
- [Zach] It's time for toss your sack into my hole.
- [Keith] If you miss, you'll pay a toll.
- [Ned] The toll you'll pay is to eat gross food
- [Eugene] But hey, at least you won't be nude.
(groans)
- Here's how it works.
We split up into two teams.
Eugene and me and Keith and Ned.
Each round, there's a new gross corndog at stake.
- You stand opposite your team mate for the round.
Each player gets two bean bags.
We take turns tossing our bean
bags at the opposite corn hole.
- For every bag that lands on the wood you get a point.
If the bag goes in the hole, you get
three points, but if your bag gets
knocked off the board, you get no points.
- The most points at the end of each round wins
and the losing team has to eat the corn dog.
If it's a tie, then we all have to
eat the corn dog, let's get to it!
(whoops)
(cheerful music)
- [Zach] Round One
Okay, this round our punishment corn dog is pig anus.
- Alright, let's do this, let's do this.
- [Ned] Crispy, crispy bacon.
- C'mon little piggy.
- Go pig.
- [Keith] This little piggy went to market.
- [Ned] Eh! Not bad!
- He's on the board!
- Okay Eugene, I would just love some
positive reinforcement, encouragement.
(laughter)
- You're mother is lovely.
(audience laughs)
- She is.
- She is very lovely, Margo Cornfeld, lovely woman.
(all exclaim)
- Power of love.
- Alright.
- Okay, c'mon little piggy.
- Got that anus in the hole?
(audience laughter)
- Go join Zach's little piggy.
- You were tame, really blew it.
- I've already lost this round.
- Is it weird that I kinda wanna try
the pig anus, I've never had it before.
(sighs)
- Certainly aren't throwin' like you wanna try it.
- This is the most hand eye coordination I've ever had.
- So the score is four to two, got some catching up to do.
(exasperated sigh)
(laughs)
- Eugene, I love you.
- Say something mean to me.
- I love you.
- No, no that's really distracting
- You're so hot.
- No, c'mon Zach give it to me.
- You have a small cut on your knee
(shouts exasperatedly)
- Wow how is Zach the best?
- (laughs) This is thrilling.
(Eugene whispering)
(wry chuckle)
- [Eugene] He's on the board.
- Yknow, we won.
- No no, we wanna get in the hole.
(Keith whispering)
- [Keith] That was terrible.
- That was the strategy.
- Aw man, I can't believe we lost.
(ding)
Okay so we lost, so Ned and I are
going to eat some pig anus that's been
delightfully deep fried in cornmeal
- Mmmmmm. Mmm hm hm. It does smell, I mean
it smells fried, it smells delicious.
- And smells like an anus (laughs)
- Smells like an anus? (audience laughs)
- [Zach] It doesn't look like an anus.
- I get a little whiff of anus, yeah.
- Are there multiple anuses, or, (audience laughs)
are there more than one anus?
- [Crewmember] One anus per...
- There's one anus per...
- One anus per.
- So there's four pig butts.
- So you just stick this in the pig
and then pull it out and that's it.
- [Crewmember] Yup.
- Just fry it?
- Alright let's go.
- [Ned] Alright let's eat it.
- You wanna give us a countdown?
- Yeah. Three
Two
- [Zach] Anus!
- Oh it's chewy
(groans)
(laughter)
I'm gonna be totally clear, every part
of a pig that I've eaten has been delicious,
and this is no exception (laughter)
- Ugh, I can't, if I'm thinking of it like bacon,
that'd be fine, but I'm thinking of it like an anus.
- It only tastes like 10% like poop,
the other 90% tastes like a porkchop.
Mm, do we have to eat the whole anus?
No, great (laughter)
- [Eugene] Round 2.
Our punishment this round is a fish eye
corndog, which sounds delicious.
- You must have the weirdest Amazon history.
- At Good Mythical Morning, yeah.
Okay, I don't mind losing this one, fish eye sounds great.
- Okay so just throw them all to the side, and...
- Eugene!
- Good start, great start, c'mon Ned!
- It's a Japanese delicacy.
- Drop that fish in that bowl, no, c'mon.
- I really was trying hard, don't wanna eat fish eyes.
(all exclaim)
- Is it the taste you can see or the taste they can see?
- [Ned] Yes!
- That's one!
- Put it on the board!
- What is this upside down we're living in
where Eugene sucks at everything?
- Hey...
- I think it's just the--how did that
stop on that ledge, look at that.
But I should just go for the hole.
- Always go for the hole.
- Alright, c'mon, find your daddy little minnow.
(gasps)
Oh so close to Daddy.
(audience laughter)
- Okay, just keep swimming, okay.
(Keith whispering)
(Zach exclaims)
- Yeah, alright we've done it now, just for fun, splam.
(ding)
(cheering and clapping
- Yeah, put those eyeballs in your mouth!
- Yeah, suck on those eyes.
- This one is so much bigger, how many eyes are in here?
- [Crewmember] About three per.
- Three per...
- Just like a fish (laughter).
- There's a horrible discoloration on this,
I feel like there's just eyes oozing from inside.
- Aw, they're crying.
(sympathetic groans)
Aw they don't want to be eaten.
- It's mutual, alright, shall we?
- No I'm not doing that.
- What you don't want to make it romantic?
- No, alright.
(retching sound)
- Oooooooooooh.
- [Ned] Oh no...
(groans)
(audience laughs)
- It's hard because the pupil inside is very hard.
(horrified groans and coughing)
- How are you making me vomit, I'm not even eating it.
- It's crunchy, you can't swallow that.
- Do you see that?
(all exclaiming in disgust)
- Oh God, oh God, oh God.
- [Ned] Round 3
- Alright, next up our punishment
corndog is gonna be congealed blood,
so we're gonna throw little fake blood packs.
- Kieth, really try hard on this one.
(excited exclamation)
- I feel like these have a much
better chance than the piggies.
- C'mon Zach.
(all ooh)
- Still same point.
- I feel like this is gonna be a draw.
- This is gonna be a draw.
(all chuckle slightly)
- Oh, 'cause like drawing blood.
- Subtle pun.
- Very subtle, a little too subtle.
- Yeah, alright, two two.
- Aren't you tempted to just slam it down,
Ned, to just spike it, see if some blood will burst?
- [Ned] No.
- Okay c'mon man, this is everything.
(all exclaim)
- No, no!
- Went from so good to so bad so quickly.
- Slam it?
- I think so, right, that's funnier.
(slaps on floor)
- Whoa, Eugene, you had a chance to sweep it.
- He told me to slam it.
- [Ned] Well now we all have to eat it.
(audience laughter)
(ding)
Oh well.
- Man, now we all have to eat blood.
- Aw man.
- Wow there's blood all over the place.
- I just miss you guys, I wanna eat together.
- There's already like a very pungent smell.
- It smells good, yknow the exterior...
- You think it smells good?
- What do you think it smells like?
- I think it smells like, I don't know, blood.
(laughter)
- Have you had like blood sausage before?
- Yeah, I vomited for three days straight in Argentina.
- Don't do that.
- What I'm just--I'm allowed to
eat the corndog anyway I like.
- You're creeping me out with, you're just--no,
no stop it, I don't like this.
- Alright, you ready?
- I'm not gonna cheers you, you're licking it all--
- No why not, don't worry about it.
You're acting like my spit is grosser than the innards.
- Ready?
- It looks like chocolate.
- That's actually really good.
- Guys, this is Asian food.
- Um, this is Asian American food.
- Aw man, I have to worry about (mumbles with food)
Now, will it still be good this
evening, only time will tell.
- [Keith] Round 4.
- Our punishment corndog for this round is bull testicles.
- Start at the anus and now we're at the balls.
- It's really funny to have balls
inside of something phallic.
- Not what you'd expect.
- Not what you'd expect, exactly.
- It taint what you'd expect.
(all exclaiming)
Am I allowed to say that?
- Taint is medical.
- It's not medical at all.
- It's not?
- Okay, Zach, we're tied up, go for the gold.
- All the nuts are on the line.
(booing)
- Sorry.
- This one seems hard to get on there.
- [Keith] C'mon man, c'mon man!
- Thank you little bulls, thank you!
(all exclaim)
- Eugene, I believe in you, grab the bull by the nuts.
(all exclaiming)
- [Keith] We're getting a little pile of cows.
- Keith, do you think I could dagger that guy in there?
- I don't think that's the way to go.
- I think it is the way to go,
and if you don't do it, you're a coward.
- A COW-ard.
- Coward, hey!
- You gotta dunk your bull.
- The fact that they're telling me
not to, makes me think I should.
- Bull is a cow word.
(groans)
- [Zach] That's only two hooves,
(all clamoring)
that's not, it doesn't count, can we get an official?
Can we get an official scoring here,
that is like 20% of the body at most.
- And his balls are not on the wood.
- Balls are off.
- I think the balls not being on may be the...
- The balls are off, yeah the balls are off.
- We say it's no.
- So we're tied?
- You lead.
- I gotta say props to the props
to the prop department here, 'cause
these are the most adorable little things,
and I'm stealing them all when I leave.
- Did you say props to the prop department?
- Yeah. Subtle pun, actually less than subtle.
(cheers)
- Dang, dang dang dang.
- I'm good at children's games.
- You've never been good at anything.
(laughter) What the heck.
- How come yours just slide right through and mine's stuck--
(all exclaim)
- Mine's playing defense, baby.
- Now none of us can score, look how adorable it is
just take it out of there, he's like hello.
- Somebody's gonna eat my balls.
- Should I move this out of the way
in case one of them can get it in the hole?
- I think that's our reality now.
- [Eugene] C'mon Zach.
- So it's tied.
- Steer your cow in the right direction.
- You're on fire.
- I know right.
(gasps)
- All comes down to this.
- Tried to knock yours off but the defense...
- Now did Keith knock Zach's into the hole?
(expectant noise)
- It's a tie.
- It's a tie, everybody's eatin' balls.
- Everybody wins!
- Everybody gets to eat a ball!
- You've had this before?
- Oh I've had a ball before.
(laughter)
- I just know that a friend of mine made a video
with this and it ruined the microwave forever.
- Are we the first guest hosts that enjoy
losing as a group, because this is not
supposed to be a celebration, but...
- I'll probably eat tomatoes off camera, I'm curious.
- [Eugene] We are so...
(laughter)
- Alright cheers to balls.
- [All] To balls!
(Zach mumbling while chewing)
- Wow, it's tough.
It's tough, it's chewy.
- [Keith] It's hard to eat it.
These balls are so hard.
- These balls are smaller than other ones I've had.
- They're smaller?
This is--look at that, that's a bull testicle right there.
- [Ned] They're cornhole sized.
- I can't even pierce the ball.
- There's so many veins in this thing.
- Ah man, just look at the texture.
- Well we had a great time, congrats
to all of us for equally being poor at this game.
- If you wanna see us try more stuff,
check out our new channel in the link below.
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- You know what time it is.
- I'm Melissa.
- And I'm Kiana, and (together) we're at a toga party
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- And find out where the wheel of
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- [Zach] Wear a different mythical tee
every day of the week, head over
to mythical.store and pick your favorites.
Hint, it's all of them.