- "Uncle Roger Anime Opening Full Video."
Okay, this look interesting, let's see.
(upbeat music)
Haiyaa.
Uncle Roger, I hate drama, it is
like the colander of life. (colander dings)
Filter out all the joy, I just wanna make funny videos.
Don't wanna be involved with anything else.
No politic, no drama.
Uncle Roger loves making people laugh.
It about entertaining people, no matter
where they come from, and respecting everybody culture.
For the record, Uncle Roger, I make zero dollar
from Chinese social media so to see my niece and nephew say,
"I like RMB more than MSG" really break Uncle Roger heart.
Like right now, Uncle Roger quarantining in hotel room
in my home country, Malaysia, and I still bring MSG with me.
Who need money when you have MSG?
Almost got arrested because immigration thought
it was different type of white powder.
Past few day, so stressful for Uncle Roger,
but Uncle Roger will stay strong
and keep making videos for you.
For the niece and nephew watching,
thank you so much for your continued support.
Uncle Roger will never forget you.
To show more support, remember to smack like button
like how Asian parents smack watermelon.
Today, Uncle Roger gonna review my UncleRoger subreddit.
I know there are many negative posts right now,
but Uncle Roger gonna review the positive posts,
the fun posts people make because niece
and nephew submit so many cool thing, like this one.
"Fuiyohh she become to powohful for fingerrrr."
What she say?
"I've been in charge of cooking rice
in the family for more than 20 year.
I don't even use finger method anymore to measure water.
I just put water until the spirit of my ancestor pat me
and say, "That's about right, child."
Hmm, that correct.
That is how Uncle Roger do when I put seasoning.
Just use feeling.
Fuck scale. (X buzzes)
Fuck measuring cup. (X buzzes)
All you need is dead ancestor.
That is best part about dying and becoming ghost.
You can just tell your grandchildren how to cook.
Let's check out the comment.
"My rice cooker has a cup and a water level mark.
I just put rice in and put water
to the corresponding number," haiyaa, why so boring?
Just use finger, no need to obey line in rice cooker.
"Turn out perfect every time, not even Asian."
You don't need to specify you not Asian.
Every race can use rice cooker.
In fact, I think white people all need to use rice cooker.
They still making rice in saucepan, haiyaa.
Okay, next one.
"Enjoy my meme guys.
Peter Pan.
Peter Wok."
(laughs wryly) This is good meme.
But why the quality so low?
Look at this, the image all pixelated, haiyaa.
Do you know how to use computer?
Can you find higher resolution image?
So sad.
If you want to make meme, please make high quality meme.
Next submission.
Niece and nephew, channyandkimberly make
Uncle Roger Anime Opening Full Video.
Okay, this looks interesting, let's see.
(playful, whimsical music)
(mouse clicks)
Hello, niece and nephew, it's uncle Roger.
(exciting, energetic music)
Haiya, where your wok?
Fuiyoh, I like all the detail.
They have all the character in Uncle Roger universe.
They have Auntie Liz, Auntie Hersha,
and Miss Evelyn, even though she look evil.
And of course, they have uncle Roger favorite thing, MSG.
What you think, what you think of this intro?
Should Uncle Roger make shorter version
of this intro and put it in every video?
Niece and nephew, let me know in comment below.
Next post.
"Uncle Roger Love Outlook Cause Outlook Use .MSG."
(laughs wryly) This is funny meme.
But niece and nephew, who still use Outlook?
Everybody use Gmail now.
Don't be lame, niece and nephew, use Gmail.
And let's see the comment.
"That Nephew Nigel.
Uncle Roger never laugh."
That is wrong, Uncle Roger always laugh.
I laugh when I make dirty joke
and then, the screen turn pink.
And then we hear our favorite drum intro.
(funky music)
And then, uncle Roger go, "Sorry, children."
"Egg Fry Rice from Malaysia."
Okay, this egg fry rice not bad.
The rice color good, garnish color also very nice,
but if you look closer, the rice grain is too long.
I think this person make fry rice
with long grain rice like basmati.
Uncle Roger prefer my fry rice to be made
with medium grain rice like jasmine rice,
but this is just personal preference.
This okay, also.
And one sneaky thing is they cropped away the sides,
so Uncle Roger don't know if you make rice
with sauce pan or wok, so sneaky.
Next.
"Haiyaaaa.
My 12 year old allergic to nearly everything."
"Haiyaaaa" is correct.
Look at you.
Eat one peanut and now, you look like you have herpes.
Why so weak?
So weak.
Why you're numbering so weird.
One, two, three, four, five, six, 15, 16.
And then 17 start from the other row.
Why like this?
I think this person allergic to peanut and also,
allergic to counting properly.
"Now you only have 9 toe.
9 toe people are the worst people.
I didn't realize that Uncle Roger is lack toes intolerant."
(laughs wryly) Very funny, so punny.
Uncle Roger dying laughing, I dead now.
This one is, "Fanart Uncle Roger
with his beloved MSG by me," smiley face.
Oh my God, this is so cute.
Uncle Roger favorite thing, MSG,
and Auntie Hersha favorite thing, colander.
And Jamie, olive oil.
Oh, what is this, "MSG on crack?"
(gasps) Uncle Roger intrigued.
"Disodium ribonucleotides.
A mixture composed of 98% MSG and 2% E625
has four times the flavor enhancing power
of monosodium glutamate, MSG, alone."
(gasps) "Heavy Asian Breathing" is correct.
Uncle Roger heart skip a beat.
I must discover this new chemical compound.
MSG can already make your cheek cum.
- My cheek is squeezing, it's squeezing, my cheeks.
- Imagine if this thing can make you come four times
as hard, you don't need woman anymore.
(funky music)
Sorry, children. (screen beeps)
Let's see what the comments say.
"Ur cheek still cumming.
This is supposed to be family friendly channel."
Okay, okay.
Uncle Roger always say my channel
is family friendly channel, but sometime I say F word
and sometime, I make dirty joke.
I still think my channel is family friendly channel,
but only if your family is cool.
Next one.
"When someone say they never watch Uncle Roger.
Haiyaa."
"Haiyaa" is correct.
Where your culture?
If your friend tell you they never see Uncle Roger before,
I want you to smack them (hands smacking)
like how you smack a bag of rice.
They have to learn their lesson.
"I'm looking at you, Kay.
Pimple, zero.
Blackhead, zero.
My will to live after seeing someone pour uncooked rice
into the wok?
Zero.
(laughs wryly) Very funny meme, this one.
Uncle Roger like, but you don't have
to kill yourself if you eat uncooked rice
because the rice will do that job for you.
Enjoy your salmonella.
"When your friend is bad at cooking but he use MSG.
I'll allow it." (laughs wryly)
This is also funny meme.
Interesting fact.
Nephew Nigel, in his stand-up, he open for Ken Jeong,
back in June, 2019 when Ken Jeong come to London.
- I'm backstage with Ken Jeong!
- Hey. - Yes.
- Give it up for Nigel.
He crushed it tonight, London. - Aw, thanks.
- Thank you so much for having me, I love you, London.
Tornado! - Ken is very nice guy.
"I make Uncle Roger Egg Fry Rice.
I hope he doesn't roast me."
Okay, let's see.
Oo, not bad, not bad.
Again, the rice color wearing nice.
And also, good garnish, good ingredient.
This person even have steak with his fried rice.
Fuiyoh, this must be rich people fried rice.
Uncle Roger, growing up,
my egg fry rice only have three ingredient.
Egg, fry, and rice.
This is fancy person.
What you gonna pair this fire with?
(bottle pops) Palm Perignon?
This friend rice looks so nice,
but why you don't chop the chile?
Haiyaa, who eat whole chili like this?
You scoop the rice up with spoon,
and one of your spoonful is just chile, haiyaa.
Nobody want to eat just chile.
You have time to chop spring onion and steak,
but you don't have time to chop chile?
So lazy, so lazy.
Chop the chile, mix it in with the rice,
make the rice tastes better,
but that is only one small nitpick I have.
This rice so organized, so pretty.
If you give your children lunchbox like this,
your children know you love them.
Next post.
"Did someone say wok hay?"
Fuiyoh, this nephew tossing so good.
That's how you know egg fry rice gonna be good.
When it looked like tsunami.
Usually, we eat egg fry rice, but in this photo,
look like egg fry rice about to eat him.
Okay, in the comment, we have full videos.
"Start from 5:15." (clicks mouse)
(fun, bouncy music)
(people in video speaking foreign language)
- Oh, no, no, no.
Turned out it fake.
It's just sculpture, he not actually tossing.
(speaks foreign language) So sad.
Uncle Roger feel so cheated.
Uncle Roger sad now. (staticky white noise)
Niece and nephew, thank you for all your submission
to my subreddit.
Go join UncleRoger subreddit now.
I know there are many posts on there right now
with many negative drama politic thing,
but uncle Roger want the subreddit
to be nice, fun, positive place.
So if you support Uncle Roger, go join UncleRoger subreddit.
Submit your meme. (word pops)
Submit your fanart. (word pops)
Submit Asian food you make. (phrase pops)
Uncle Roger would love to see all of that.
I want to keep making funny videos.
No politic, no drama.
And don't worry, I will stay strong and get through this.
Thank you for all niece and nephew support.
Uncle Roger will never forget you.
See you next week, bye-bye.
(resonant fusion music)