Whoopi Goldberg
Holding it down at the View. Hashtag the View
How come I wasn't invited to the view Amanda?
Aman- you know what, I'm gonna have a talk to my publicist about why I was not invited to the View. Wow. Whoopi looks great
Mm-hmm what a love what a lovely
What a lovely. How come I wasn't invited the View. How come? Was I not available this day? Hey, what's up guys
It's Awkwafina and I'm bout to insta stalk my crazy rich Asians co-stars. So here we go ready
Now okay Wow
This is called acting mother*******
This one looks like something you'd buy at IKEA to hang on your wall
there's always that one girl that has the giant IKEA painting of an Eiffel Tower and
She doesn't think that everyone knows that
That that it so this was Henry and I'll read you the caption here ten years ago when this is a long-ass caption
I'm just yeah, I'm gonna skip the caption bar. That's a tldr right there. You know what I mean?
I couldn't even get through the giving tree. You know, he even back then. He was a very good-looking man
Sorry, I was lost in thought. Kind of naked here, which is nice
Looks like he's reading a Kindle. So that means that he's
Has not upgraded to an iPad. What the fuck was that. A horse? Oh it's a camel
Holy SH dude
It looks like a cartoon who who has a nose that can not be a camel. There's a lot of questions
Well, first of all
That is the biggest head I've ever seen on it's like a dolphin
Like you think dolphins are kind of medium-sized dolphins are
humongous
You ever had a dolphin coming toward you dude?
That is like the scariest thing ever and they orgasm so that's weird the cutest
Bunny rabbit in the world her name's Lida rose and she is adorable and has her own bedroom
I believe no I'm serious
I believe she does, you know, I never had a good relationship with bunnies, you know, I mean, they're very hard to round up
They don't really come to you. When you take a step
They scatter, you know
Once caught a chipmunk though. He had ran into a trap. So I trapped a chipmunk. I'll just that's what that was
But they're even more finicky. I'm telling you chipmunks might might even be faster than a cheetah. You ever seen a chipmunk run? No
because they're that fast it's like light did looks like I have no eyebrows and
My hair my hair guys sitting over sitting over there if he saw my hair in this photo
He would kick me in the face
Which is which wouldn't be the first time but he's nonviolent. It was my fault
That's a Mindy Kaling sandwich, bro
That is a Mindy sandwich and you can't order that in a restaurant
Because they're humans
Gemma is so so gorgeous. I feel like a toe when I stand next to Gemma
Okay, she's not like the best person to like bring when you're trying to meet dudes
He's like, hey, Danny DeVito. Get out of the way. You know what I mean? Oh, that was Gemma as a baby
That's so cute. Looks like her dad had a
Had a Harman Kardon a Karmon Kardon
How do you say that speaker company
Harman
Jet. Let me tell you about the Jemma Chan household
Growing up her. Dad had a sick
Harman Kardon
Speaker system, and she's so cute. She's adorable
Ken Jeong
Aka Papa FINA. I'm gonna take it down and be real like we were sitting doing junkets and there really is a paternal bond
He's very he embarrasses me all the time. You know what I mean?
But he's also like proud of me and I love him and I go to him for advice and this is very sweet me
Looking down
Nervously with nervous laughter and him laughing aggressively into my ear and then he wrote sums up my day
So that's really sweet. I love you Ken and I really wish you or my dad
Cuz I probably would had a nicer house growing up. You know what I mean?
I'm holding an ice cream and there's actually a patron in front of me that is ordering ice cream
But can't because me and Ken are taking pictures in there. If you're Korean I'm just talking to Korean people
No one else just Koreans. Um, so everyone just don't listen for a second. Just the Koreans so, uh, you know, like those those dough fish
Yeah, yeah. Yeah that one. Yeah. Okay. No one else I said. Alright, I see you you don't know what that is
they take that dough fish right and they stretch open his mouth and
Both ways. So it goes this way and then they stretch it this way and they shove and I'm talking shoving
ice cream inside Jon
Henry and
Chris are completely naked
immersed into some kind of
Sewage pit and they're drinking beers. So it's very it's very brotherly love
brawler
ball, I
can't I can't say it I mean
Well, we're holding for sirens, bluther
Philadelphia the city of bl- forget it. Hair level over 9000
which isn't even on a normal scale because no one ever says like on a scale from one to ten thousand how hot am I
Like no one measures like that's not Michelle Yeoh, not only a national treasure
extremely amazing person to be around
when I first met her I
Couldn't speak because she has an aura of coolness that just kind of makes you
You know die a little inside but in the best way I love you, Michelle, happy birthday
When people go to Instagram
The homepage should just be this picture and it's basically just a picture of Jackie Chan wearing the cutest offset glasses
Don't you love it when celebrity you guys realize that celebrities are blind off off off set. All right
Tight cool, all right sweet tight. Thank you. Nice. Tight. Great. Awesome
Great, yeah tight