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[audience cheering]
Hey, Joe, are you okay?
[dejectedly] Yeah, I'm good.
He and Gina broke up.
Oh, I thought that was weeks ago.
It was, it's just--
Today I saw her and the new guy she's dating is just the worst.
Ugh.
That stinks.
It's seriously awful seeing exes move on, dude.
Oh no, it's like way more than that.
He's like literally the ugliest person on the planet.
Brittany:
No, seriously, he's pretty ugly.
Speaking of which, Greg, how's your mom doing?
Child, what did you say?
I was just asking how your mom is.
I heard she had food poisoning.
Greg:
Joe said Gina is dating seriously the ugliest guy
on the planet, and you said,
"Speaking of which, how's your mom doing?"
Did I?
Oh yeah, boo, ya did.
And I don't know why you think
my amazing mother that raised me all by herself is ugly.
I-- I don't.
I didn't say that, Greg.
Greg:
Well, speaking of moms, where'd you get those jeans from?
Looks like the Tall Butt Pants Barn!
Hey.
Kylie Jenner wears these, okay?
I will have you know.
And it was just an accidental segue, okay?
It was an accident.
[scoffs]
I didn't
I'm--
I'm sorry, I just--
You know how I am with my mom.
I--
My bad.
I--
Sorry, guys, my bad.
I'm sorry, too.
Man, Greg, you've got a temper.
You went full-on ogre there for a second.
Yeah, Greg. How is your mom?
WHAT? How dare you?!
I was just asking!
No, no, no.
Home boy referenced an orc and you roll up in here
talking about my mom again!
It was technically an ogre.
You know good and well they are the same ugly.
Brittany:
I--
This cereal is really good.
Brittany:
I--
I really didn't mean anything by it, Greg.
You know what?
I do not care what you say because subconsciously,
you think my mom is Shrek.
No.
Okay, no.
Speaking of beautiful women, how's your mom?
Speaking of Beyoncé, how's your mom?
I'll allow it.
Brittany:
All right, let's change the subject, okay?
You guys see the news this morning?
Our country really is this unstable mess.
Gotcha because--
Oh, sorry.
I thought you were going to segue from that to my mom again.
Ah-ha!
So you think your mom's a mess, too.
No!
Did you just say "too"?
No!
What--
Why do you hate my mom
I don't!
I'm just bad at words.
Seriously.
Well, speaking of serious, Brittany, how's your IBS?
Brittany:
[gasps] Hey, you're being mean!
[mocking] You're being mean!
Oh, speaking of obnoxious noises,
how's your singing voice doing?
[gasps]
You told me I didn't make it into the community musical
because I was black.
It was "The Wiz," Greg!
[gasps]
Well, well, speaking of "The Wiz,"
you gon' need a wizard to fix those front-bottom jeans!
Ugh!
Speaking of jeans,
too bad your genetics gave you your mom's behind!
You better watch yourself.
Oh, you know what your mom's behind reminds me of?
Your mom's front hind!
Her face!
No one talks about my mom's front hind!
It's a hind up here!
You know good and well--
GUYS, guys!
Speaking of your mom, can I get her number?
Why?
Huh?
I just think she's a pretty cool lady.
Finally someone appreciates how beautiful my mom is.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Speaking of moms, Mal, yo mama's so ugly that, uh,
they had to tie a pork chop around her neck
so the dog would play with her.
Your mama's so spooky,
when she lifts her hands up,
bats fly out of her armpits.
[laughs]