[DING]
[MUSIC "WELCOME TO THE FURCHESTER"]
ALL: [SINGING] La-la, la-la, la-la, la.
La-la, la-la, la-la, la.
Welcome to the Furchester Hotel.
[BELL DINGING]
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: [SINGING] Your room is ready for you.
FURGUS FUZZ: [SINGING] Just needs to get the bed.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER FUZZ: [SINGING] The lamp, the desk,
the rug, the sink.
PILLOW: [SINGING] A pillow for your head.
[LAUGHING]
COOKIE MONSTER AND ELMO: [SINGING]
The hotel's run by monsters.
Our staff's beyond compare.
ALL: [SINGING] We've got the kind of service
you won't find anywhere.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER FUZZ AND ELMO: [SINGING]
So welcome to the Furchester.
MONSTERS: [SINGING] La, la, la, la la, la.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER FUZZ AND ELMO: Welcome
[LAUGHING]
PHOEBE FURCHESTER FUZZ AND ELMO: to the Furchester.
MONSTERS: La, la, la, la, la, la.
[DING]
MONSTERS: [SINGING]La, la, la la, la, la.
FURGUS FUZZ: Dine in style.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: So genteel.
COOKIE MONSTER: Cookie come with every meal.
MONSTERS: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
ELMO: Here's your keys.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER FUZZ: And check right in.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER AND FURGUS FUZZ:
Let your furry stay begin.
ALL: Welcome to the Furchester Hotel.
FURGUS FUZZ: Welcome to the Furchester.
[LAUGHING]
ELMO: Ta-da!
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
[DING]
Elmo's so excited.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Oh, me too.
It's not every day we get to star in our very own video.
[CHUCKLES]
[GASP]
Oh, Elmo, hair.
ELMO: Huh?
Oh.
[CHUCKLES]
That's embarrassing.
FURGUS FUZZ: Hm, hm, hm, hm.
Yeah, it was a great idea that your mum had.
ELMO: Yeah.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh, Furgus, let me.
FURGUS FUZZ: Oh.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Ooh!
When people see the video, they're
going to want to stay at our lovely hotel.
MR. DIRECTOR: Oh, fine.
Yes.
Oh, yes!
Yes!
Get the camera set up, Carol.
CAROL: Right.
MR. DIRECTOR: I can work with this.
[GASP]
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: You must be the director of our video.
Welcome to the Furchester Hotel, Mr. Director.
Ha.
MR. DIRECTOR: Well, you're-- you're monsters.
[LAUGHING]
FURGUS FUZZ: Through and through.
Ooh, uh, this is our daughter, Phoebe Furchester-Fuzz.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Hello.
FURGUS FUZZ: And our nephew, Elmo.
ELMO: Oh, yes, hi, hello.
MR. DIRECTOR: I mean, I just didn't
know that this was a monster hotel.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh, with a half-star rating.
[DING]
ELMO: Ah!
[CHUCKLING]
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: But it's not just for monsters, you know.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Yeah, yes, we've
got guests of all kinds.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh, yes.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Animal, vegetable, mineral.
MR. DIRECTOR: Oof.
CARROT: Hi.
MR. DIRECTOR: Oh, so I see.
[LAUGHS]
Well, I guess a hotel is a hotel.
So why don't we get started?
FURGUS FUZZ: Ooh, Funella, my sweet,
why don't you show Mr. Director how you welcome the guests?
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh, no, no, no.
MR. DIRECTOR: Well, this is great.
Well, it's just great.
[DINGING]
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh, here comes a guest now.
MR. DIRECTOR: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
[HUMMING]
GUEST: Oh, charming.
MR. DIRECTOR: Carol, quick, the door.
The door.
CAROL: Right, right.
CHICKEN: Bok, bok.
Oh, oh.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: The revolving door
is speeding up again, Dad.
DOG: Whoa!
CHICKEN: Bok, bok.
MONSTER: Ah!
FURGUS FUZZ: Uh, don't worry.
I can solve the problem.
Watch, Mr. Director.
[LAUGHING]
OK.
[GROANING]
CHICKEN: Oh, bok, bok, bok, bok!
Oh.
[LAUGHTER]
MR. DIRECTOR: Ah.
[YELLING]
GOPHER: Oof.
CHICKEN: Bok, bok, bok.
GOPHER: [GIBBERISH]
DUCK: Quack, quack, quack!
DUCK: [GIBBERISH]
MR. DIRECTOR: Yeah, yeah, but perhaps
there's other parts of the hotel that we could show.
ELMO: Let's show Mr. Director and Miss Carol the dining room.
MR. DIRECTOR: Ah, perfect.
Are we recording, Carol?
CAROL: Yep.
MR. DIRECTOR: Excellent.
So let me get this straight.
You're a Cookie Monster?
COOKIE MONSTER: Yep, that right.
Me love cookies.
Yeah, yeah, when me see them, me got to eat them.
[LAUGHTER]
MR. DIRECTOR: Ah.
MR. DULL: Waiter?
COOKIE MONSTER: Excuse me.
dum de dum de dum.
OK, sir.
Oh, you going to enjoy this.
Here are your cookies.
MR. DULL: But I didn't order cookies.
I ordered tomato soup.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh.
MR. DIRECTOR: Aw.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, that me mistake.
Sorry.
MR. DIRECTOR: Well, we better not put that in the video.
Cookie Monster got the order wrong.
And that's a problem.
COOKIE MONSTER: Oh, excuse me, Mr. Director.
Yeah, me can fix.
MR. DIRECTOR: Ah.
COOKIE MONSTER: Om, nom, nom, nom, num.
Om num, om, num, num, num, num, num, num.
Ah, ah, ah.
[LAUGHING]
COOKIE MONSTER: Num, num, num.
[CHEWING]
[SLURPING]
Ah!
Problem solved.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Mr. Director, you
must get our guest rooms on camera.
[LAUGHING]
MRS. ICEBERGER: Excuse me, but my room is too hot.
I'm a penguin.
And I like it cold.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh, dear, we have
a penguin with a too-hot room.
MR. MAINBRE: Brr.
Uh, pardon me, but my room is too cold.
[GROANS]
I'm a lion.
I like it hot.
Brr.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: And a lion with a too-cold room.
MR. DIRECTOR: Hey, that's OK, Miss Furchester.
I'll just show you switching their rooms.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Switching their rooms?
MR. DIRECTOR: Mhm.
[LAUGHS]
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Why would we switch their rooms?
FURGUS FUZZ: Oh, we know how to solve this problem.
ELMO: Ah.
FURGUS FUZZ: Don't we, Phoebe?
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Yes.
FURGUS FUZZ: Let's go.
Let's go.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Back in a minute.
ELMO: Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
[LAUGHING]
[GRUNT]
FURGUS FUZZ: There you go, Miss Iceberger.
This fan should cool you down a treat.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: And here you go, Mr. Mainbre.
MR. MAINBRE: Brr.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: This lion neck warmer
should heat you right up.
MR. MAINBRE: Why thank you.
Ha.
I'm feeling a little warmer already.
[LAUGHING]
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Great.
MRS. ICEBERGER: And I'm starting to feel cooler already.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh, you see, Mr. Director, we Furchesters
are great at solving problems.
[DOOR OPENS]
MR DULL: What is all this racket out here?
I'm trying to take a nap.
And all I hear is talking, talking, talking.
[LAUGHTER]
ELMO: Mr. Harvey P. Dull, Elmo will help.
Be right back.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Are you getting
this on camera, Mr. Director?
[DRUMMING]
ELMO: Here, Mr. Harvey P. Dull.
Now you won't hear the talking.
MR DULL: Drumming?
Really?
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Everyone's problem's have been solved!
MR. DIRECTOR: Yes, but now I have a problem.
FURGUS FUZZ: What did you say?
I can't hear you because of the drumming.
MR. DIRECTOR: I said, I have a problem.
ALL: What?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
MR. DIRECTOR: What I was trying to say
is that I've got a problem with the video.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh.
MR. DIRECTOR: I need to show something that'll
make someone, well, anyone, want to stay at your hotel.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: [LAUGHS] Well,
why wouldn't they want to stay here?
ELMO: Yeah.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: The Furchester's so welcoming.
FURGUS FUZZ: Yeah, but most of all, the Furchester
is relaxing.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Yes.
ELMO: Mm.
[GONG]
MR. DIRECTOR: What was that?
MONSTER: Tea!
MONSTER: Time!
[YELLING]
FURGUS FUZZ: Ah!
Oh, it's the tea time.
Ah!
Oh!
[LAUGHING]
[GROANING]
[GASPING]
MR. DIRECTOR: Carol?
Carol?
CAROL: It's OK.
I'm OK.
MR. DIRECTOR: Oh, thank goodness.
CAROL: I'm OK.
MR. DIRECTOR: Look, I'm sorry, Furchesters, but I give up.
I'm done here.
Done, done, done.
I tried.
But I cannot make a video for this hotel.
MONSTER: What?
ELMO: Why not?
MR. DIRECTOR: Well, because everything is going wrong.
You've got a door that spits out guests,
and a Cookie Monster for a waiter,
and monster tea time, whatever that is.
If we show all the problems, no one will want to stay here.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Please, don't give up on us.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Yes, we have a saying.
A Furchester never gives up.
[DINGING]
ALL: [SINGING] La, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la.
A Furchester never gives up, never gives up--
OCTOPUS: Ooh!
Ah!
ALL: --never gives up.
A Furchester never gives up.
We try our very best.
'Cause we are monsters through and through.
And so we do what monsters do.
We ugh.
MONSTERS: Ugh.
ALL: And oof.
MONSTERS: Oof!
ALL: And oof some more.
We oof even harder than before.
A Furchester never gives up, never gives up, never gives up.
A Furchester never gives up.
We try our very best.
And a Furchester never--
COOKIE MONSTER: Never!
ALL: Well, hardly ever.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER FUZZ AND FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Ever!
ALL: A Furchester never gives up.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: There must be a way
to make a video so everybody knows
what a wonderful hotel the Furchester is.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: We just need
to put our furry heads together and think.
ELMO: All right.
FURGUS FUZZ: OK.
ELMO: How about--
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Uh.
ELMO: We could try and--
ELMO: Ya!
FURGUS FUZZ: Ooh, what if we only show things going right?
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: But then there
won't be anything to show, dearest.
[LAUGHS]
PHOEBE FURCHESTER FUZZ: [INAUDIBLE],
that gives me a monster idea.
ELMO: Yeah?
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: The video
should show everything going wrong.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh?
MR. DIRECTOR: What?
Why would we want to show that?
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Because things do go wrong here.
But we Furchesters are really good at solving those problems.
ELMO: Oh, yeah.
MR. DIRECTOR: Wait.
This could work.
Now I know just what to do.
ELMO: Ah.
MR. DIRECTOR: Let's go, Carol.
CAROL: Coming.
MR. DIRECTOR: All right, everyone,
I know you're all super excited to see the video.
So allow me to present--
[INHALES DEEPLY]
--the Furchester Hotel.
[DINGING]
NARRATOR: Welcome to the Furchester Hotel.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Hooray!
[LAUGHING]
NARRATOR: Where the staff are friendly.
[LAUGHING]
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh.
NARRATOR: The food is irresistible.
COOKIE MONSTER: Om nom, nom, om nom.
NARRATOR: And the guests always come first.
MR. MAINBRE: Ah.
FURGUS FUZZ: Oh, there you go, Miss Iceberger.
This fan should cool you down a treat.
NARRATOR: We may have problems.
DUCK: Wa!
NARRATOR: But we know how to solve them.
NARRATOR: Quack, quack, quack.
NARRATOR: So run, don't walk, to the Furchester Hotel.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Yay!
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah!
FURGUS FUZZ: Oh, that was fantastic.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Amazing.
MR. DIRECTOR: Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
You know, I think I'd like to check into the Furchester
myself.
[GASP]
FURGUS FUZZ: You see, the video worked.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: Oh.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER-FUZZ: Yeah.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: We welcome you with furry arms.
[CHEERS AND LAUGHTER]
FUNELLA FURCHESTER: [SINGING] You really can't be going.
Oh, say it isn't true.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER AND FURGUS FUZZ:
The Furchester will never be as furry without you.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER FUZZ AND ELMO: So
FUNELLA FURCHESTER AND FURGUS FUZZ: Don't check out.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER FUZZ AND ELMO: Don't check out.
FUNELLA FURCHESTER AND FURGUS FUZZ:
Please, please, please, please don't go.
PHOEBE FURCHESTER FUZZ AND ELMO: Don't check out.
COOKIE MONSTER: Don't check out.
ALL: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please, please,
don't check out!
TEA TIME MONSTERS: [CHANTING] Ugga wugga tea time.
Ugga wugga clink.
Ugga wugga tea time.
Ugga wugga drink.
Ah!
[YELLING]
ALL: [SINGING] Farewell from the Furchester Hotel.