- Today we master extreme before and after.
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
Good Mythical Morning.
- Now, some transformations can be pretty astounding
some happened right before your eyes
like this hair during the pandemic
others are a little more subtle
like that time Link and I spent a week at summer camp,
and Link transformed into a human
that doesn't require defecation.
- Wha...
(Link sighs) (background laughs)
- Remember that?
- Yeah.
I like to think of myself as the Optimus Prime
of not pooping.
- Go...
Okay, you can you can have that title. (Rhett laughs)
- Ji, ju, ju, ju, ju.
- Anyway people love, love, love,
love a good before and after.
So today, - I do, yes.
- We're gonna be looking at some of the wildest
physical transformations the world,
or at least, the internet
(Link claps) has ever seen.
It's time for Transformations Can Be Extreme
And so Awesome
Just look at me before I Really Blossomed.
- Is this a game?
Do I get to play a game today?
- Yes you do, Link.
- We win things or lose things?
- So this is what I wanna do,
I'm gonna show you a photo from someone or something
after a major transformation.
- After? - You're gonna guess
from multiple choice options
what the before of that something was.
I'm showing you actually,
you're guessing the before. - Before.
Yeah, I get it.
- Now if you guess incorrectly
you will immediately be handed
an appropriately themed transformation punishment.
If you guess correctly,
the punishment goes to me.
But before we begin,
we're gonna take our own before shot.
'Cause we're gonna be transformed.
See, that was it, man.
- That was painless.
- Yeah, you didn't cheat when you took that picture.
You didn't look at my...
- You have to look back at the image.
- Nope!
- No, I didn't.
- Here it is, Link. - I ain't cheating.
I'm winning out right!
- In our first photo,
a young woman who is typically highly immersed
in a particular subculture
is transformed from her regular self
into something a bit different.
Here's that after.
What sort of subculture or physical appearance
was this woman rockin' before.
- Okay, - Was it a, rockabilly,
known for polka dotted poodle skirts,
saddle shoes, red lipstick, and jet black hair,
and victory rolls behind a bandana.
B, jock,
specifically a no frills professional rock climber
with a buzz cut,
a scar across her jawline,
and a closet full of dingy old white tank tops.
- Okay.
Or C, goth.
With two different colored eyes,
black lips and teeth,
a septum nose ring and blood running down her chin.
Or D, one of those people who says, "supposably"
instead of, "Supposedly"
(Link chuckles)
Hella, sup...
- Supposebly.
- Those people, man.
Ah! Those people.
- Rockabilly, jock, or goth.
I...
Go back to the image.
I'm afraid to say this,
but I feel like that's a wig.
(Rhett laughs)
- You're not good at spotting wigs.
- I'm not good at toupees, wigs, or anything of the like,
but something about that hairline is a little fishy to me.
I'll also notice that her left bicep area
seems to be hiding some tattoo action.
- [Rhett] Do you think there's some poorly concealed tattoos
there? - Yeah,
it looks like...
- [Rhett] It could be the wallpaper if it's showing.
- Some sort of foilage.
Rockabilly is too weird,
it's either goth or rock climber.
'Cause that wig,
it could just be like...
You said buzz cut rock climber?
- Buzz cut rock climber.
- I'm gonna go with goth.
- He's going with golf.
And he is
correct. (bell rings)
Yes, Link. - Let's see it.
- This was Aaron aka Vampryn or Vampryn
- Oh my goodness. - Yeah. (grunt screams)
- [Link] So hold, on this is not the after
this is the before?
- [Rhett] Yeah, this is what Vampryn usually looks like.
- [Link] I like this version.
- [Rhett] I like the before version better than
the after version. - A lot better.
I mean,
this is... - Definitely.
- Talk about self-expression.
- I haven't seen a makeover that dramatic
since MINX re-debuted his Dreamcatcher.
Stan Dreamcatcher.
That was my attempt to relate to the Kpop audience
- Okay, cool.
- Did I do it?
- I got it.
- Did it work?
Apparently, no. (woman laughs)
- So what-
- Okay, here's the first punishment, and this is me.
I have to put on black lipstick.
(Link chuckles)
Now the punishment is not you putting it on me;
the punishment is me putting it on.
- And then what about this?
What is...
This is red.
- It's supposed should look like a bloody streak.
- Have it coming out of your eye.
It's like you're crying blood.
(Rhett bubbles lips)
Come on, Rhett.
Be Goth.
Cry blood.
Right on that right eye.
Yes.
Oh, good.
She was cool looking, man.
- So cool.
Here's the second question.
We've touched on tattoo cover ups in the past.
In fact, we just talked about it.
- I've never touched a tattoo cover.
- But the good thing about tattoo mistakes
is that people just keep on making them.
Take a look at these.
This sick tattoo of two microphones. (laughs)
- [Link] Oh, wow.
- So, Link, just so you understand.
This is an after.
(Rhett laughs)
Okay, this was a career reaction to a previous tattoo.
So what was the before tattoo?
Was it a, two large poorly drawn koi fish?
B, - Okay.
- three sets of pierced nipples.
- Wow.
- C, two rocket ships that turn just a tad too phallic,
or D, Link on the left and Rhett on the right.
Well that's crazy 'cause there's always be Rhett on the left
and Link on the right. (laugh)
Am I right?
No, I'm Rhett.
- Ugly koi, pierce additional nipples, or phallic rockets.
The cordage from the mics is doing something
that I wouldn't... I just don't think they would do this
unless it was the chords themselves were covering something.
- Cords are covering something, hmm.
- So they could be covering up part of a Koi
or some errant nipples.
I think it's got to be the phallic rockets,
but I don't know what the chords are covering.
Imma go with phallic rockets,
that makes the most sense.
- Let's see what these tattoos were before!
(Rhett wheeze laugh)
Inexplicably, Link.
- Are you serious.
- They're tattooed nipple. (buzzer buzzes)
- And they're not even even with each other.
I mean, look at the vertical placement on those.
So it's bringing this... - This is so bizarre.
- This is a punishment.
You've got some pierced nipples
that you must apply to your person.
And you can keep them on your clothing
'cause we all want to keep seeing them.
- I kind of want nipples up here.
- Okay, neck nipples.
It's gonna look like there's really nasty zits that you get.
That's what...
You need to definitely see a professional
if that happens on your neck.
- Isn't this gross?
- Yeah, it is especially now that you put on your neck.
- Oh.
Oh, I need to repierced this.
Here, repierced my neck nipple.
- Easily done.
- Oh, oh.
(Rhett blows a raspberry)
Something else fell,
what fell?
My other one fe...
It looks like a zit that needs to be burst, man.
This is freackin' nasty.
- I kind of like the feeling of it.
Is it cold in here or is it just your neck nipples?
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(Link blows a raspberry) Honk, honk!
What happened to your nipple piercing?
- I don't know, it fell off.
- All right, Link.
- Here it is. - That's a little too close
for comfort.
- Okay.
- You're gonna love this one.
Here's an after video of a happy miniature pony
trotting in a pasture. (Link claps)
Look at it.
Look at slow mo, - Slow mo,
and everything. - Give it to me, baby.
- This is the after, okay.
- Awe.
- That's lovey-dovey situation.
- Look at that.
- Making out with another one.
- Miniature.
- What was so different about this happy mini pony before?
A, he had an extra set of limbs from a parasitic twin.
(Woman laughs) B, he was spray painted
silver covered in rainbow glitter,
and had a unicorn horn Gorilla Glue to his head
due to a wayward children's party.
C, everything on him was wildly overgrown
from his hair to his hooves
was twisted into the shape of large girthy corkscrews,
or D, he was covered in nipple ring tattoos.
Apparently this is going around.
(background laughs)
- Yeah, once you've seen it - Everybody's gettin' it
you find yourself thinking,
"Well, I can go for that, yeah" (woman background laughter)
I've kind of taken to the sub genre of internet video
known as hoofing,
which is when people scrape...
It's like blacksmiths or like horse people scrape,
and the hooves...
I actually made up the term hoofing.
But they scrape down,
and it's very satisfying.
Doesn't hurt the horse.
It actually makes them really happy.
And I...
So I think this wildly overgrown thing
could definitely be one of those videos,
and I think I would love it.
Plus a complete makeover.
C, wildly overgrown miniature horse.
- [Woman] I hate to say that you did not make up
the phrase huffing
but I don't think that you're into those videos.
Oh, what are they? - So. (background laughs)
- [Woman] No, I mean, we'll talk about it.
- Just give me a hint.
- That must be a...
That's a pri... - No that's the hint.
- That's a private conversation for later.
Okay, so Link you're saying
- C - wildly overgrown, C.
and you...
Well, let's just see what this thing looked like before.
Yes.
- Oh my word. - You are right.
- Oh, poor guy.
- That's what a horse hoof will do
if you don't take care of it.
- Oh my gosh,
just think about how long he's been waiting
for some help. (bell rings)
- I gotta admit, it's pretty sad.
But wouldn't you love curly fries that come in that size?
(Both laughs)
- That's a big freakin' curly fry.
- Oh, good lord.
- It's like a curly pipe fry.
- We actually think that's a mini Shetland pony.
Not to curse on the show. (chuckles)
But it's not a miniature horse.
I know you're in a miniature horse
but you're also opening your heart to miniature ponies.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Well, you got to open your heart to me
wearing a miniature ponytail
or maybe just a regular size pony.
- Yeah, put that on 'cause you lost.
And let's...
I wanna see the after
because I don't wanna be left with that sad image.
Look at that slow motion, so happy.
And now look at...
Yes, you so better now. - I gotta do side pony.
- Yeah do side pony.
Oh yeah, there we go.
- Okay, with tiny homes and DIY home projects
still all the rage (fart noise) it seems like people
are more than happy to just transform about anything
into a beautiful abode.
- I'm telling. - Take a look
at this unique home shared by Cali on TikTok.
The house used to be something else
which was very much not a house.
- [Cali] There's a ladder to get upstairs.
- [Link] I see the ladder. Yes, thank you.
And then we go into my kitchen.
My parents recently redid the kitchen
so it's a lot nicer - That's great.
- than it used to.
- [Link] I agree.
- [Cali] The snails from my previous video. What's up, guys.
- [Link] What's up.
- [Rhett] What's up.
- [Cali] And the other side of the kitchen.
The first door on the left is the bathroom part one.
- Part one - As call it.
Someone asked if we have
(water running) running water.
We do have running. (laughs) - Here's the proof.
You know, best way to show
you have got running water is - Then on
to run it. - the other side
of the hallway is the bathroom part two,
which is where the bathtub and shower are.
- So, what was this before, my friend?
- Was a Continental Airlines double decker Boeing 70,47.
Tar 747.
(Link laughs)
- 70,47.
- Airplane.
B, an old riverboat,
C, a fallen reinforced and hollowed out Sequoia tree,
or D, the Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe.
Not the shoe, they actually lived inside the woman.
- Oh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's very old.
She didn't even know what's happening.
- I think the 747 would be too big.
I mean, either the riverboat or the Sequoia trees,
- The Sequoia trees.
- I don't think it would be that cramped on a riverboat.
I actually think this is a reinforced Sequoia tree.
The largest living thing.
- Link's going with C, Sequoia tree.
And the answer is...
Well let's just see.
- [Cali] It used to be a boat.
- It used to be a boat. - But now it's on land.
- [Link] I was wrong. - [Cali] So it's a house.
- Okay, Link, the punishment is a captain's hat.
So you gotta put that on with you.
- How is this a punishment?
Look at this,
I look friggin'
(Rhett chuckles)
sweet.
- Is that the nipple neck, Captain?
- Ay, ay (blows a raspberry) - Captain Nipple Nick.
(Rhett laughs)
- Okay, this next round is so extreme
that we have to switch things up.
We're gonna see things before.
- Okay, right.
- And then we want you to guess what happened after.
- This is what I'm used to, man.
- Can you follow?
- This is- - You might have to
switch your nipples around for this one.
Turn our head around.
All right.
What happened to this guy after this photo?
- Oh getting swole.
- A, he injected petroleum jelly
into his arms to achieve obscenely large biceps.
B, he injected petroleum jelly into his chest
to achieve obscenely large packs.
C, he injected petroleum jelly into his shoulders
to achieve obscenely large delts,
or D, he removed the nerve endings in his funny bones
so nothing was funny anymore.
Sad story.
- Are you telling me that this guy injected petroleum jelly
into his body somewhere?
- It could be
biceps, pecs, or delts.
- You know, I don't even wanna show this to the people, man.
Unless it's a cautionary tale.
And it's obvious they shouldn't do it.
- I mean, you be the judge of that.
- I think it looks pretty good.
Petroleum jelly?
- Petroleum jelly.
This stuff that you use to keep next to your
- Crap man. - bed.
- I would not put this on my delts.
I might do my biceps,
but I really need it in my packs.
I'm saying packs, B.
Let's see the picture.
As you can see,
- Nah. - the are still normal.
- This is not. (Rhett laughs)
Hold on. (buzzer buzzes)
- This is a Russian MMA fighter, Kirill Tereshin.
- What the crap - Kirill Tereshin.
is going on here
- He had to have three pounds
of dead muscle removed from his arms
after injecting three liters of petroleum jelly
into his biceps.
- Why?
- So this actually ended up becoming
a very serious medical problem.
- Of course it did.
- So please do not do this.
- But - Oh my gosh.
- The thing is - What is horrible he did.
- he's an MMA fighter.
You might think he did this to be a better MMA fighter,
but he actually did it to have something to lay his head
on while flying.
You know how you can never really get comfortable.
(background laughs) (Link laughs)
Alright, Link your punishment is putting in a mouth guard.
You know, like MMA.
- Where's this from?
- [Man] I just didn't touch it.
- He just say he didn't touch it.
- It's just been - You don't know
on a napkin - but you didn't touch it.
- This whole time.
So now you're Captain Nipple Neck ready for our fight.
- Bring it on.
- Finally.
You know our beloved Mythical Kitchen.
- How is that so?
- And remember Trevor? (laughs)
- I remember.
- You remember Trevor?
- Yeah.
- Well, everybody loves Trevor.
Here's what Trevor looks like now.
- That's a after?
- He's cool. - He's got a filter on.
- I've never felt that cool inside of the Mythical Kitchen.
- Hmm.
- I never made it look that cool.
- Yeah. After.
- This is the after.
So what did Trevor look like before
Joining the mythical kitchen?
Now we've we've done a lot for Trevor
based on what he was before.
Was he a, a children's birthday party clown
known for his skintight clown outfits.
B, he cosplayed as Uncle Jesse from "Full House"
down to the leather vest and beautiful head of hair.
Have mercy.
- I can see that.
- C, he was a full grown man baby
who loved to take nappies in his crib,
or D, he was Shrek.
I mean, somebody had to be it.
- Do we have a clown,
Uncle Jesse,
Man baby.
Shrek.
- Shre- - Shrek.
- Links going with Shrek.
- No I'm not.
I'm just saying the choices. (Rhett laughs)
- Oh, 'cause it's D anyway, right?
- Yeah.
- It's never D.
(background laughs)
(Rhett chuckles)
- [Woman] Something about you saying,
"It's never D,"
(Rhett laughs) and then making that face
with the lipstick, (background laughter)
and the hair.
- Is it D?
- It's never D.
(background laughter)
- I think he's talked about being uncle jack.
- Not for me.
(woman laughing)
- I'm going with Uncle Jesse.
I think he was Uncle Jesse, B.
- Let's see.
No, there it is a photoshopped picture
of Trevor as a man baby.
Don't you remember before we hired him
this is what he was doing with himself.
- It's Photoshop.
- He still does ask to be regularly bottle fed, though.
And apparently, that is being rewarded.
- Oh really?
- Handsomely.
- It's definitely very believable.
- Link, that means that you're going to have to put on
this little bonnet.
Now you're Captain Baby Nipples
ready for a fight. (laughs)
I don't know if there were any winners or losers
but I do know that we're going to get a little after picture
now that you've turned into that
and I've turned into this.
Was that, your bib?
Here we go.
- Hold on.
- On three say,
"It's never D."
1,2,3 (woman laughs)
- Never D. - It's never D.
- We've changed so much over the course of this episode.
And grown as people.
(Rhett chuckles)
- As poople?
- People.
- People, yes we have.
Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell.
- Oh, and check our Instagram for our before and after.
- Oh yeah, do that.
- You know what time it is.
- My name is Jessica.
- And I'm Ally.
- And we're from Rochester, New York
at Seabreeze Amusement Park.
And it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality.
where are they at?
(Link mumbles)
park. She either didn't drop her phone or she did,
and then found it.
- Oh. - You know,
either way is possible.
- Right.
- Click the top link to watch us discover
what animals looked like before they grew up
or glowed up and goodness.
(wheel crackles)
- And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality
is gonna land.
- [Rhett] Celebrate my birthday.
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