tell me you have adhd without saying i have adhd here's me looking for my contour
a second ago i am i'm going insane i know my contour has to be here
oh no no no no no no no no no no no no i literally have one no no no i've done this like six times
no no no no no no no no no no no bro it's right there nicole
i know you're obsessed with me
so let's talk about adhd and stimming you're probably familiar with tactile stimming but
there's auditory swimming as well which are things like listening to the same song over and over
and over and over repeating lyrics from songs tv shows and movies and repeatedly tapping or humming
people with adhd are you guys freaking kidding me right now i've seen so many people on tik tok
moping around and talking about oh i have adhd so my life is just not even going to start and i'm
too scatterbrained and blah blah do you guys have any idea how amazing you are as an adhd coach and
somebody that has lived the life i'm in my late 20s i've been on the drugs i have gone through
the special education i've been told that i won't make it and guys i made it and i want to show you
guys exactly how you don't understand what kind of a gift that you have do you have any idea
that the average person with adhd thinks at four times the speed of the average human being
four times look it up that is wild now mind you as a dopamine deficiency that also means that
you can get angrier faster that means that you can get sadder faster but it also means that you are
way happier than anybody else it also means that you can be 10 times more
motivated than anybody else i want you guys to think about it clearly i want
you to do it this i want you to comment anything negative you've ever heard about
adhd and i will destroy it i'm going to teach you guys how to live an amazing life
stitch this video and tell me something that makes you incredibly upset but neurotypical people just don't understand why
don't move my stuff i put it there for a reason
what adhd paralysis looks like
what it actually is i have three hours until my friend comes over i want to finish cleaning
and cook dinner i can't move is it because work was stressful i guess i need to rest first if
i rest for 30 minutes i will still have enough my dish has milk in it i forgot to ask my friend if she
is lactose intolerant i should text her and ask but i can't move if i don't do it right now i'll forget i could at least take
my headset off work was over an hour and why cant i just take my headset off maybe i really am lazy like
everyone says it's not uncomfortable i'll take it off later do i have a clean mask *two hours later*
why is that song still stuck i want to buy that necklace off etsy but i don't know if i
want the 16 or 18 i have to measure around my neck i'll do that later
hey we don't have to talk if you don't want to we can just vibe on facetime you're good just do your own thing walk up to
her and i'm like yo what the [ __ ] are you zoned that's all right what do you remember okay okay so
i went to- oh you reading a new book oh i've never heard of that tell me all about it oh can i see that
nice i like it it's new yeah pretty cool here you go can you pop your ult wyan
okay yeah no you don't have to apologize for zoning out it's fine just can you pop your ult
[ __ ] dude it's like spotless in here did you do all this in a day god i could [ __ ] never dude
hey i can tell you're upset but listen take a deep breath slow down i'm not going anywhere i promise
you i am here to stay and i'm here to listen now tell me what happened i know and then ms garrison
said oh no they're fine they're just zoned out hey you all right yeah they're fine so miss garrison
was hey did you take your meds i [ __ ] knew it take them right now before it's too late all right
coffee is not meds dude that's [ __ ] crazy dude yo really quick uh can we turn on the music i got
a bit of a headache yo really quick stand up see that wasnt so hard i've been [ __ ] telling
you all right let's go we're gonna go get some coffee i'm getting out of the house
oh is it that bad okay uh what color is that wall nice what color is the floor nice what color is
that desk nice take some deep breaths okay dont stress out you were doing this [ __ ] easy in
class you just need someone to help you walk you through it right and keep in line luckily i'm
right here so let's get started all right so i was thinking after lunch we could it's too cold for
you to focus that's [ __ ] cool that's awesome let's just go somewhere warmer chill let's go
hello
adhd moods no thoughts head empty
many thoughts head full i want to do everything i want to do nothing i want to do something but
can't pinpoint what hungry no eat only hyper focus no pee only hyper focus bounce off the
wall cannot stop talking where is that off one no talk only space out no focus only distraction
no distraction only focus i'm going to clean my entire house in one go i am never going to
pick up my clothes never going to put away all these random objects that are right next to me
space out again ramble for paragraphs and paragraphs to expect everyone to
follow what's being said see paragraphs and paragraphs and not process a single word
just by reading it over and over doodle or no focus no in between like bounce
typos so obsessed with this i don't think i'll ever get tired if it gets tired it has the same
feeling about a new thing no sleep only internet no sleep only hyper focus yeah that's about right
hey yo adhd check
when was the last time that you remember feeling happy for an extended period of
time can you um define a period of time like how long are we talking um like two months
two months do people actually stay happy for for for two months at a time without ever feeling sad
so this may come as a shock to some of you fellow neurodivergents
but i was talking to a neurotypical friend i know i have a neurotypical friend and they informed me
that a valid means of communication among friends or partners or whatever is not just making weird
noises at each other it's like what do you mean i've been doing this with my friends my whole life
granted my friends are all autistic and a lot of them have adhd too um but i was just like
what do you mean you don't sit with your friends and be like *aH* and expect them just respond with like
*aH*
um so apparently that's not a quote-unquote normal person thing
and i'm pleased to be announcing that i don't give a [ __ ]
if you're neurodivergent in any way what is the most baffling thing to you about people
will do this thing where they will not ask a question but they'll say like oh like i wonder
if this actor was in this movie i don't know something like that or like i wonder
who played like this character in a movie i know like not a question but like a i wonder
blank and then i'll go like a sane person oh i'll just look it up because i have a smartphone in my
hand with access to the internet and then they'll go oh no it's fine like i don't need to know
so you had a a question and it didn't consume your thoughts
sounds fake anyway uh now i'm looking it up for me because i want to know now that you
brought it up so okay i've officially searched the entire house adhd where did you put my necklace
i don't know i thought so autism hi you're good at remembering random details about
obscure things right sometimes okay do you know where our necklace is
the refrigerator
adhd okay i actually have a perfectly logical explanation for that i okay i just checked you
were right it was in the refrigerator uh i hate to be that guy but uh you gotta throw the necklace
hey dude dude what do you listen to this you've been listening to
the same song for the last month just on repeat man and it is still
BUSSIN