Good question.
Let's see.
Infoseek,
WebCrawler,
oh, HotBot.
Okay, literally any other topic.
All right.
How did you guys meet?
Actually, we met online.
Our-our first date was at a coffee shop.
Although, unlike your date, she actually showed up.
Oh, he looks sad again.
Well, I really envy your relationship.
Other than you two only having sex once a year,
you're the perfect couple.
You-you know about that?
Uh, yeah, everyone at the university does.
Were you aware of this?
No.
No, I only told Leonard, Howard, Raj,
Kripke, uh, Professor Wu, Professor Klein,
and a lunch lady in the cafeteria.
How everyone else found out is a mystery to me.