- YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE THAT THE CHILDREN
ARE OUR FUTURE.
ACTUALLY, ROBOTS ARE OUR FUTURE,
BUT CHILDREN WILL BE AROUND TOO.
OR NOT. MAYBE JUST ROBOTS.
NO PEOPLE AT ALL. JUST ROBOTS.
KIND OF SCARY TO THINK ABOUT.
WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
KIDS.
AND I'VE HAD A LOT OF TALENTED KIDS ON THE SHOW,
BUT RIGHT NOW I WANT TO TAKE A LOOK BACK
AT SOME OF MY FAVORITE KID MOMENTS.
I LOVE TALKING TO KIDS.
I ALWAYS TELL THEM THE SAME THING.
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT,
YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT,
BUT YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT.
EARLIER THIS YEAR,
I GOT A GROUP OF KIDS TOGETHER
TO DISCUSS ALL IMPORTANT ISSUES.
HELLO, KIDS.
[all saying hello]
YOUNG HUMAN BEINGS, HOW ARE YOU?
all: GOOD.
- I HAVE SOME STUFF TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
AND I'D LIKE TO HEAR FRESH IDEAS AND OPINIONS.
THIS IS HOW WE GENERATE IDEAS HERE AT THE SHOW.
SO LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR PARENTS.
HOW OLD ARE YOUR PARENTS?
- ONE'S 33,
AND THEN ONE'S, LIKE, 35.
- MM-HMM.
- MY DAD, HE WORKS AT EHARMONY.
- HE DOES?
SO HE SETS PEOPLE UP ON DATES AND STUFF.
- NO, HE'S ON-- NO--
- NO, HE'S LOOKING FOR A DATE ON EHARMONY.
- NO, EHARM--
- DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW HE'S LOOKING
FOR ANOTHER WOMAN?
- NO, HE ISN'T.
- WELL, HE'S ON EHARMONY, SO--
- NO, HE WORKS FOR IT.
IT'S LIKE A COMPUTERS--
- NAH, OKAY, HE WORKS FOR IT.
[kids laughing]
LET'S TALK ABOUT BEING HEALTHY.
I GUESS EVERYBODY HERE IS HEALTHY, RIGHT?
- NOPE.
- WHAT DO YOU DO TO STAY HEALTHY, EVERYBODY HERE?
YES, DOWN HERE.
- WE EAT VEGETABLES.
- GOOD. THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
- AND WE EXERCISE.
- WHAT KIND OF EXERCISE DO YOU DO?
- STAY AT HOME.
AND REST.
- YOU STAY AT HOME AND REST?
THAT'S MY FAVORITE KIND OF EXERCISE.
- I LIKE SLEEPING.
- YEAH, OH, I LOVE TO SLEEP.
DO YOU SLEEP IN A BED?
- YEAH. - ME TOO.
- [giggles]
- ME TOO. ISN'T IT FUN?
DO YOU HAVE SHEETS ON YOUR BED?
- YEAH. - ME TOO!
- [laughing]
- HIGH FIVE.
OH, WE BOTH SLEEP IN BEDS.
HOW DO YOU-- I DON'T KNOW.
HOW DO YOU LOOK SO YOUNG?
- 'CAUSE I AM.
- HOW YOUNG ARE YOU?
- SEVEN.
- YOUR SKIN IS SO GOOD.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR YOUR SKIN?
WHAT KIND OF REGIMEN DO YOU HAVE?
- WELL... [kids giggling]
- DO YOU DO A LOT OF MOISTURIZING--
- NO, I'M--
- 'CAUSE YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.
- I'M JUST SMALL FOR MY AGE.
- YEAH.
I MEAN, YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE WRINKLES OR ANYTHING.
YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH STRESS
WHEN YOU GET STRESSED?
- I USED TO USE A SPECIAL THING
YOU USE IN THE BACK THAT'S CALLED STRESS RELIEF.
IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD.
- YOU KNOW, THAT'S AROMA THERAPY.
IF YOU SMELL SOMETHING,
IT CAN CALM YOU DOWN.
IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR NERVES.
SMELL THIS.
THERE'S NOTHING ON THERE, BUT IF THERE WAS...
[kids laughing]
THAT WOULD CALM YOU DOWN.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF WHO YOU WANT
TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?
- [gasps]
10,000 KITTENS.
- THAT'S REALLY SWEET THAT YOU WANT KITTENS.
- I ALSO DO KARATE.
- THANKS FOR THE RANDOM THOUGHT.
[laughter]
WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO BED AT NIGHT?
- I TRY TO GO TO BED AT 7:30,
BUT I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP RIGHT AWAY.
- WHEN YOU CAN'T GO TO SLEEP,
WHAT DO YOU DO TO GET TO SLEEP?
- I TRY TO IGNORE MY SISTER
'CAUSE MY SISTER KEEPS BOTHERING ME.
- WHAT A PEST.
[laughter]
WHAT'S HER NAME?
- COLETTE.
- OH, THAT COLETTE.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HER.
[laughter]
YOU'RE GONNA FINISH THIS SENTENCE, OKAY?
- I'M HAPPIEST WHEN I...
- WHEN I'M EXCITED, I FEEL HAPPY?
- WELL, YOU CAN REVERSE IT TOO.
THAT'S GOOD.
I'M HAPPIEST WHEN I...
- WATCH NETFLIX?
- THAT'S GOOD. HAVE YOU SEEN "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT"?
THAT'S GOOD.
AND "HOUSE OF CARDS" IS GOOD TOO.
I'M HAPPIEST WHEN I...
- WHEN I'M EATING.
[giggling]
- ALL RIGHT.
A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH...
- AN EGG.
- [laughs]
Y'ALL WERE FANTASTIC.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[cheers and applause]