Our next guest is our resident expert crazy person.
She's here with a few tips to help us all
get through quarantine, which I'm
sure won't be insane at all.
Please welcome our friend, Kym Douglas.
[CLAPPING]
Oh, Ellen, I didn't expect you.
Oh, my goodness.
What a surprise.
Hi, Kym.
That's just something you wear around the house?
Oh, this?
Ellen, this is just-- you know me.
Just a little nothing that I wear on a Wednesday.
Or is this a Thursday?
Maybe it's Friday.
I don't know what day it is.
It's definitely a day in the week sometime.
It's a weekday, I know that.
Well, you look beautiful.
That's really a lovely thing.
I'm sure it's just comfortable to throw on.
What do you have for us today, Kym?
Oh, I have got something so fun for you Andy.
Hi, Andy.
Can he hear me, Ellen?
Hi, Kymberly.
There you are.
Hi, Andy.
So, Ellen, I want to give you a few hacks for what we can do
while we're here in quarantine.
And I've got my lovely son, Hunter,
who's using the camera for me.
You remember Hunter, Ellen?
Hi, Hunter.
Yes.
Handsome kid.
And so I wanted to just show you how we're staying safe here
in the house, and some things that you guys can all
do as well.
So you know when you go out to the grocery store.
Ellen?
Or you're out walking the dogs or whatever,
and people are looking back at you,
but everyone's wearing their mask.
And you just don't know if everybody's growling--
oh, are they being mean?
Nobody's smiling anymore.
So I wanted to get you a mask, Ellen,
because you're always smiling and happy and wonderful.
Andy, not so much.
I went to this place called Maskalike.
And what they do, Ellen, is they put your very own smile--
they take a picture of your smile.
And they put it on a mask.
And then you can walk around and you can be wearing your mask.
Let me put it on like this.
And you've always got a smile on your face.
I don't know that this looks like my smile.
Oh, it totally does.
And look at me, Ellen, totally the same.
Almost identical.
You got to wear that to the market, Ellen.
For sure I'll wear that to the market.
That doesn't look weird at all.
Thank you, Kym.
What else do you have?
So the next thing I've got, Ellen, is--
how about when we are again going out,
you don't want to bring germs back into the house right?
You can bring viruses, you can bring all kinds of germs.
So I found this really cool thing, thank you, Hunter,
for your feet.
And it's called the bootie dispenser.
So right before you go out, you just put this on.
And, Ellen, now I've got booties.
Now I'm walking around the house.
Now I'm coming in from the grocery store.
And look at me, I covered myself.
You don't want to have that dirty bottom of your shoe.
That's great.
Isn't that a fun one?
Yeah.
That's actually a useful one.
That's a good one.
And then now let me take a look at your lips, Ellen.
Super-pretty.
Andy, not so much.
You don't have such great ones.
But I gave Andy a shot glass.
Because, Ellen, a lot of us have been in the house a lot.
We haven't been able to go to our doctors
or just places that you might go for a little touch up or two.
And you having [AUDIO OUT] lips is such a great way
to present yourself when you come out of quarantine.
So I thought if you have a little shot glass--
Andy, you've got yours right?
What do I do?
Yeah, what do I do?
OK, here's what we're going to do together, Andy.
We're going to put this on our lips.
And what you're going to do is you're
going to pull all the air in.
Just pull it in, hold it.
And all the cool girls are doing this on Instagram.
So me and Andy are going to do it for you, Ellen.
Ready, Andy?
Let's do it.
Ellen, look.
Amazing.
What happened?
My lips got bigger.
Andy, what about yours?
They did?
Totally.
It is almost as good as going to the doctor.
Ellen, I don't know if you can see, but it does nothing.
It doesn't seem like it does anything at all.
No.
It's a classic Kym Douglas.
It does nothing.
Andy.
That's not--
[LAUGHTER]
What did he just say?
That is not-- how dare you.
How dare you, Andy.
I'm kidding.
I have a bad-- they gave me a bad--
--that was gonna bring you inside.
They gave me a bad shot glass.
[AUDIO OUT]
So now that I've got that I gave to dumb old Andy.
And you might remember, Ellen.
Remember a while back, like in May, I
brought you "Under the Pod?"
And it was a big cover where people, when they were watching
their kids play soccer--
there it is, Ellen.
There's me and you.
And I have this pod.
It was really fun.
Hunter played soccer once.
Remember, Hunter, when you caught that soccer ball?
That was so fun.
Anyway, when people are outside and the rain is coming,
or it's windy, remember, Ellen, you had the pods.
And you were like, oh, that's a cool thing, Kym.
Remember?
Right.
There's Andy with it.
Andy's got a full-on one--
Kym, she hated it.
--which is great.
Who knew?
Did I know?
I probably did, Ellen, that this would be great for quarantine.
But here's the best thing.
Andy, with that big one, you can't
wear that when you go back to the office, Ellen.
So now we have the "Under the Pod" for desks.
And it's a half of one.
It's not a whole one.
Oh, there's half of one for a desk.
That's one when you go to a grocery store, Andy.
And then she's got one for at a desk,
that when we go back to the studio, that we can wear.
OK.
I'll get those from her.
Isn't that good?
Luck at me, Ellen.
I'm working and I'm covered.
It's comfortable and just manageable.
What could be easier and what could be simpler?
Nothing could be easier than this, nothing.
Nothing.
All right.
Kym, we're going to take a break.
And we're going to see one or two more things.
Oh, there's a nice martini there.
What do you have for us now, Kym?
Ellen, we've all been locked in our houses for far too long.
And while we can't change our location,
we can certainly change our environment.
So what I wanted to do, Ellen, is I put on my backdrop
a nice little ocean that you get on YouTube or something.
It's free.
And then I thought, why not take Ellen and Andy
to Hawaii with me.
So all I did is I brought my very own--
no tree, Ellen, no problem.
Because I brought my very own Mock ONE Hammock
that comes in one little piece.
You just flip it open.
You just have it right here.
I put it together myself.
I really did, Ellen, in two seconds.
And then now I feel like--
Uh-uh.
--I'm away and I'm doing good.
Oh, one second.
Oh, one minute.
And I can just be in my nice hammock.
It's super-easy and fun.
And you just get in and what could
be more comfortable than this?
Probably, nothing.
Nothing, Kym.
I don't know.
Is that comfortable?
Yeah, it is, Ellen.
And I feel like I'm at the beach.
And I've got my wave.
It's fun.
Tip up, Hunter so you can see the waves.
I'm literally in Hawaii right now.
Yeah.
You look like maybe you're in the wrong position.
Like, your head is lower than your feet.
Maybe you went upside down instead of the other way?
I'm not sure.
Hey, Kym?
Yes?
We have a little surprise.
So, Hunter, since you just graduated college,
we wanted to do something nice.
So, Hunter, we are going to send you away for a few days.
No!
Ellen!
Thank you.
Wherever you want us to send you.
You can relax, get away from your crazy mother.
And you tell us where you want to go.
We're going to make it happen.
And we want to give you, in your name, a donation
to the charity of your choice.
Tell us what charity you would like us to donate $10,000 to.
Of course, the Breast Cancer Awareness.
Obviously everything we've been through, and in talking to you
about that, it would be amazing to help out
strong women who are fighting and people
like my mom and people like you who
have just been doing so much.
So thank you.
Thank you.
That's great, Hunter.
And, Kym, I'm so happy that-- and I texted you early on.
I asked you how you were doing during this because I
was worried about you.
And you look fantastic.
I'm glad you're happy and healthy.
I love you and hope to see you soon.
Thank you.
Thanks for watching.
Stay safe.
Be kind of one another.
Bye.