Men's Ed Hardy "Death or Glory" low-rise sneakers.
Color -- dragon smoke black.
Size -- 14.
Now, all I need...
is a body.
[ Somber piano music plays ]
♪ These shiny shoes will cure my blues ♪
♪ Und chase the gloom away ♪
♪ When I dress my body ♪
♪ The one I'll have someday ♪
♪ "Co-Ed naked volleyball" ♪
♪ Is what my shirt will say ♪
♪ Und puka shells will sure look swell ♪
♪ Paired with a white gold chain ♪
♪ I'll have no fear, only joy and cheer ♪
♪ And a square-cut stud in my left ear ♪
♪ When I dress my body, I'll hear everybody say ♪
♪ "Hey, that's somebody, not just anybody" ♪
♪ When I dress my body ♪
♪ Someday -- ♪
What the hell?!
I'm doing a thing in here!
It's
Get out!
My
Aaaaah!
Fine!
[ Door slams ]
♪ Someday ♪