[MUSIC PLAYING]
What are you doing?
Andy, Kalen--
Woo!
His first ever football game.
First ever.
But he's from Kansas City.
Uh-huh.
And I said, you're going to the Super Bowl.
And he said--
I'm coming!
That's right.
And here we are.
Let's do it.
L-I-V, baby, Liv!
Tyler.
[THEME MUSIC]
I think this is probably the first Super
Bowl that I've been to that I'm not only here for the, uh--
The game?
For the snacks.
You've never been to a Super Bowl.
Yeah, but at home, like, I never really watched the game.
I would just eat food while everybody else watched
the game.
(SINGING) Just here for the snacks and the Halftime Show.
Well, that's not like me.
I've been football-- I've been sports my whole life,
as you can see.
Really?
No, not really.
Oh.
Fun fact, when I was in high school,
I was supposed to go to a Chiefs football camp.
But instead, I went to a dance class.
Are you being serious?
I'm so serious.
That, right there, is Kalen in a nutshell.
[LAUGHS]
Boom, boom, baby!
Woo-woo!
Yeah.
Yeah Yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
That's it.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
[LAUGHTER]
Hi.
How are you?
Wait, I'm from Kansas City too.
Yeah, me too.
We know all the same places.
Look at that!
I love you!
So he's never been on football--
I've never been to an NFL game.
Are you serious?
This is my first one.
Let's go.
Access granted.
We love to see that.
How'd that work?
Andy's isn't working.
Andy's denied.
Access denied.
What?
This is nice.
Look at this.
How about this?
Look at this green grass.
This is well-fertilized.
Is this real?
This is the hundredth season?
Of the NFL, yes.
Wow.
I want to ask him some Kansas City trivia.
Kansas City has more boulevards than--
Nowhere.
Paris.
Oh.
Is that true?
You know any Beyoncé trivia?
Yes.
OK, OK.
What year did Beyoncé do the Halftime Show at the Super
Bowl?
2016.
Incorrect. '13.
I think that's right.
That may not be right.
I don't know.
Ugh!
I'm here for the Chiefs and Beyoncé.
I'm over here looking in the suites trying
to see a little Blue Ivy hanging out the window or something.
This is not the Beyoncé Bowl.
This is the Super Bowl.
We're throwing the skin.
Oh.
Come on.
That wasn't right?
Like that.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
Some purpose.
Did you used to play football?
No!
Oh, you were the water boy.
I'd be lucky to be a water boy.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I did flag football because I didnt like to be tackled
or anything, and I liked how the flags blew in the wind.
You know I like drama.
[LAUGHTER]
I gotta-- I really do need to look at these suites, though.
Which one you think Beyoncé's in?
You gotta be kidding.
Oh, my god.
There's Beyoncé.
Beyoncé.
Where?
No, I'm kidding.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK.
Do the whoa.
Do the woah.
What?
Do it.
[LAUGHS]
Turn down for what?
Who are you texting?
Turn down for what?
OK.
Yeah.
That's my boy.
Beyoncé?
Woo!
Let's go.
Woo, woo, woo, woo!
Let's go, guys.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Those are the guys I worked with.
Oh.
Yeah.
Why they didn't stop then?
Because I told them to stay in the zone.
It's about the game.
So-- it's the Super Bowl.
That is very nice of you.
If I had me a football booty, you
wouldn't be able to tell me nothing.
They're in good shape, huh?
OK.
You know what they say, baby.
Think thighs save lives.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
You don't have those.
Chest bump.
Yeah!
Oh, he caught it.
Is that a touchdown?
No, they're just warming up.
Oh, so the game ain't started yet?
He just asked me if the game has started yet.
I mean, I saw players out on the field.
I thought the game had started.
So on these screens, are they going to play the commercials?
They may.
Oh, commercials?
Yeah.
That's for people at home.
They don't play the commercials here?
You're kidding, right?
That's the best part of the game.
I love the commercials.
You're at the Super Bowl.
Maybe I could stream it on my phone.
You're at the game!
That's a nice suit.
You look good in that color.
I-- you know what?
I was lied to.
I was told that I could not come dressed up because this
was a football game.
And look at her.
She is dressed to the 10s.
And I am out here in a jersey and some jeans.
I feel disrespected, OK?
Because I could have been out here turning a look.
I can't believe this.
You know, everybody is here for a trophy.
And I wouldn't be mad if I left with a man.
Anything is possible.
You know, I will try.
We'll see.
Do the Andy.
Hashtag #DoTheAndy.
Look at you, bumping into people.
Takes no skill or talent.
I'm dizzy now.
(SINGING)
What are you doing?
That's not the step.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hear we go.
One, two, three, shake your booty.
Yes!
That was great.
Good.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
Jay-Z. I'm talking to Jay-Z. He's very happy with the way
it went.
And will roll into the end zone for the touchdown!
Woo!
No flags.
Woo, woo, woo, woo.
Chiefs are Super Bowl champions here in Miami.
Woo!
Don't make a big deal.
We got pat-- we got Patrick Mahomes right here.
Patrick Mahomes.
Mahomes!
Yeah!
Oh, my god.
Patrick Mahomes!
We did it!
Yeah!
Number one!
That's not Mahomes.
Let's go, KC!
Oh, I'm gonna need to take some of this.
Take this home.
Thank you for letting me bring Andy.
This was great.
Bye!
Superbowl LIV Tyler!
Kansas City, baby!
Period!
[GRUNTS]