Why the entire time you only use the TWO BARS?!
MAMMA MIA!
Buongiorno!
It's me, Paganini.
For those that don't know me,
of course,
I'm the best violinist in the world,
even after 200 years.
This is also my first time doing the YouTube video.
I did not have the Internet back in my day.
I will be reacting to...
the song Shut Down from Blackpink.
I did not know why I sounded Japanese.
I'm Italiano.
Anyway, let's go!
Mamma mia!
Why you start my La Campanella with an extra note?
And why is it in the wrong key?
Listen.
The key is the b minor.
It starts on the upbeat.
It's called anacrusis.
Why you add a note on the first downbeat?
The downbeat is the rest!
It sounded like...
you're not sure of the note,
and you try to check.
No, no, no, no.
Just begin...
Confidente!
*Sighs*
Why the violino sounds so strange?
The pitch and the dynamics, very flat.
It almost sounded like...
the midi.
Like it's been heavily edited.
Like... the grace note.
Why it sounded like this glissando?
I don't understand.
*Sighs*
You can hear in this bit,
they transposed the whole thing down using the digital software.
That's why it sounded like the viola,
not the violino.
Why not just play it down an octave?
I do not know why they do this.
Transposing and processing.
Just play the violino!
Yes, you want to be careful, of course.
You don't play the violin like this.
You break the neck.
Number primo rule to the violino playing:
Good posture.
Capisce?
Sometimes you should keep your kink to yourself.
Ah! 205.
Good presto tempo.
These girls practise very hard.
Very good.
It's pizzicato with the reverb!
Understand what you're going for.
With all the wet reverb,
it sounded like the raindrop.
Make it rain.
But it also makes it sound like
orchestra is all out of time!
Meno, meno.
Please, meno!
You're telling me to be humble?
It's me, Paganini!
Greatest virtuoso.
You sit down!
Not me.
What is this Lamborghini?
Is this new type of pasta?
I only know the fettuccine and the spaghetti.
Never heard of the Lamborghini.
*Sighs*
I wrote the entire La Campanella!
Entire concerto!
Why the entire time you only use the TWO BARS?!
Like, half-finished sentence!
It sounds like a broken machine!
See how much better it is to finish the phrase!
Why you cut it off the halfway?!
Need a lesson?
You think I need a violin lesson?
I am the Paganini.
Greatest violin virtuoso!
Mamma mia...
Ah!
Me too!
I also don't buy my violino.
Like this Stardivari was loaned to me.
Thank you very much, Tarisio.
You know, they keep saying the shutdown,
but I don't know what this means.
Does anyone know what the shutdown means?
Oi! Mozart!
Hi, he he he! He he he!
I have this question for you.
What do they mean when they say the shutdown?
Oh... shutdown!
It's like when you shut down a store.
Then you're out of business!
Ha ha!
But I was not the business.
Why they say...
"When Blackpink in your area, there's a shutdown?"
Yeah, like, they're taking over your area.
Like, you're gonna be out of business.
Like, they're better than you... kind of thing.
What!?
They say they're better than me?!
The violin virtuoso?!
Greatest virtuoso, Paganini?!
Mm-hmm!
I do not know who these girls are,
but I need to teach them a lesson!
A lesson they will never forget!
A-ha.
Mamma mia!
Ha ha ha!
Very goo...
Good...
Very goood.
Very goo...
Guuud.
Very good.
Very guuuud.
Very gu.
Very gud.
Very good.